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Venn

Venn

@vennthebat.bsky.social

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It's me, here on Bluesky. A 29 year old Bat who only vaguely knows what the fuck he's doing. Just vibing mostly. Books are great, minors shot on sight. xoxo

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Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Oct 21

pinned post?

why don't you -pin- me to a wall and -post- the vid on your feed after

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 15h

ball x pit is a good game because it's named after some of my favourite body parts 👍✨

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 7d

now i'd love for blizz to give us that stance that NPCs have where you have your spears standing at parade rest that every guard/important stoic NPC has had since the argus patch

or let other two handed weapons be carried like the brewmaster artifact weapon......... i'd get on my knees and beg

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 14d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 16d

gacha pulls for my new labubu fursona (the current banner has green labubu and the colour swatches are high on the meta rn)

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 18d

no you see president trump should have totally scored a hole in one at the battle of Palm Beach

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 18d

do you think i'm like 60+ years there'll be history enthusiasts who talk about these moments with so much breathless enthusiastic autism that certain WW2 chads do nowadays that prospective dates get kind of weird vibes (and then they end up being neo neo nazis)

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 21d

"haha we'll call you at 1:30 apropos of nothing!"

okay

... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness

i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 26d

stelle standing at the entrance of the restaurant smacking her bat into her hands like

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 27d

buying the food and supplies I need to survive might be an ever increasing cost that forces me to pick and choose more and more to cut corners to the bare minimum but you see

my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs

checkmate liberals

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 28d

ice is one of the biggest causes of death of the infirm by freezing in these last two seasons so I'd be writing that on my bullets too

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 29d

picking up a shield huh? why? so you can do better at taking shots from an oiled up guy???

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · 29d

do you squeeze every time you cause lifepoint damage

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 20

be the kind of insane throat goat where your head game looks like sea gulls or pelicans just fucking demolishing a huge fish whole

literal goals my dudes

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 20

putting in my resumé to get a job as the government mandated guy-who-gives-the-thumbs-up-for-everyone-to-continue-with-their-sex

it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 20

i was reading through some of the scenes and the thought struck: 'I wonder if Taw has access to the stats on how many players have done which things with Taw-the-NPC'

if i did an interactive game i can probably be trusted with information about my character and be normal about it (i cannot)

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 20

but then the act of reading itself can BE the niche so that's its whole own smartness thing that's a possibility

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 20

i tend to point it out to people as being more clever than actually smart because being a bookworm means you have access to a lot of disparate information that's usually just surface level until you really dive much deeper into a niche

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 19

alternate reality be like: Dorian and the Steambroilers

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 18

secret lifehack: because all the age verification systems fucking suck for me specifically and won't accept anything I give them I avoid all the hacked accounts accidentally reporting me or someone impersonating me because I CAN'T MESSAGE PEOPLE DIRECTLY

checkmate assholes

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 17

midnight furniture store: and how do you intend to pay for all these bookshelves champion

me pulling out my wallet that's just filled to the brim with spiderwebs:

: fuck i don't suppose you take kej
i invested in the weaver's stalk market and now i have millions

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 16

you don't just bring bullets to an open and honest debate that stretches across political boundaries mister blazkowicz even if it's zero G and they're all shooting at you first

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 16

booted up a wolfenstein game because i was curious about this weird new major patch that got downloaded and now every new game i start has B.J being quietly let go because of the views he's expressed towards mechahitler on social media and his part in routinely dismantling the nazi debate moonbase

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 16

i was sitting there staring at the first half of this post for five minutes like "what t word would be censored...... tramp? but that's like 40% of all girliepop's posts"

and anyway today i retaught myself the lesson that i should fully read a post before contemplating its mysteries

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · Sep 15

Usually when someone dies, the people who considered them a hero will share their greatest quotes and epic moments. It's extremely telling that Charlie Kirk supporters are NOT doing that because they'd have to share, ya know, his quotes. They can't share vids of him either coz he was such a douche.

Venn @vennthebat.bsky.social · Sep 15

fellas is it gay to stare deep into the abyss and have it stare back