Venn
@vennthebat.bsky.social
It's me, here on Bluesky.
A 29 year old Bat who only vaguely knows what the fuck he's doing. Just vibing mostly. Books are great, minors shot on sight. xoxo
A 29 year old Bat who only vaguely knows what the fuck he's doing. Just vibing mostly. Books are great, minors shot on sight. xoxo
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Venn
@vennthebat.bsky.social
· Oct 21
pinned post?
why don't you -pin- me to a wall and -post- the vid on your feed after
why don't you -pin- me to a wall and -post- the vid on your feed after
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The best time to put a bat in your lap...
is all the time.
is all the time.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The best time to put a bat in your lap...
is all the time.
is all the time.
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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wishing all
anonymous Larian arist
a very
please post somewhere and tell us that this is all bullshit and your engagement with AI is occasionally generating Epic Fantasy Sword Artstation and showing it to your dipshit boss so he'll go back to his office and let you actually work
anonymous Larian arist
a very
please post somewhere and tell us that this is all bullshit and your engagement with AI is occasionally generating Epic Fantasy Sword Artstation and showing it to your dipshit boss so he'll go back to his office and let you actually work
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
wishing all
anonymous Larian arist
a very
please post somewhere and tell us that this is all bullshit and your engagement with AI is occasionally generating Epic Fantasy Sword Artstation and showing it to your dipshit boss so he'll go back to his office and let you actually work
anonymous Larian arist
a very
please post somewhere and tell us that this is all bullshit and your engagement with AI is occasionally generating Epic Fantasy Sword Artstation and showing it to your dipshit boss so he'll go back to his office and let you actually work
enter my world of endless whimsy, artifice and riddle for rewards
yes Last Architect
prizes are things you can buy literally 5 feet away for a couple hundred gold
no Last Architect
yes Last Architect
prizes are things you can buy literally 5 feet away for a couple hundred gold
no Last Architect
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
enter my world of endless whimsy, artifice and riddle for rewards
yes Last Architect
prizes are things you can buy literally 5 feet away for a couple hundred gold
no Last Architect
yes Last Architect
prizes are things you can buy literally 5 feet away for a couple hundred gold
no Last Architect
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Me: I'm not interested in The Game Awards
Furry Bluesky: There was a scene in a trailer for Larian's new Divinity game where a human lady is straight up raw dogging a lizard man dude cowgirl style while people are getting wicker manned behind her.
Me: I am somewhat interested in The Game Awards.
Furry Bluesky: There was a scene in a trailer for Larian's new Divinity game where a human lady is straight up raw dogging a lizard man dude cowgirl style while people are getting wicker manned behind her.
Me: I am somewhat interested in The Game Awards.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me: I'm not interested in The Game Awards
Furry Bluesky: There was a scene in a trailer for Larian's new Divinity game where a human lady is straight up raw dogging a lizard man dude cowgirl style while people are getting wicker manned behind her.
Me: I am somewhat interested in The Game Awards.
Furry Bluesky: There was a scene in a trailer for Larian's new Divinity game where a human lady is straight up raw dogging a lizard man dude cowgirl style while people are getting wicker manned behind her.
Me: I am somewhat interested in The Game Awards.
getting really pissed off with the era in which i was born to live in
all these amazing feats of technology and advances in human ingenuity that were specifically designed to make one's life easier are now every single one being enshittified by things well beyond my means of control
all these amazing feats of technology and advances in human ingenuity that were specifically designed to make one's life easier are now every single one being enshittified by things well beyond my means of control
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
getting really pissed off with the era in which i was born to live in
all these amazing feats of technology and advances in human ingenuity that were specifically designed to make one's life easier are now every single one being enshittified by things well beyond my means of control
all these amazing feats of technology and advances in human ingenuity that were specifically designed to make one's life easier are now every single one being enshittified by things well beyond my means of control
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The DM *has* to be willing to say such as "oh no, a chasm opens up underneath your character and they slowly drown in raw sewage. Roll another one who *is* willing to actually play the fucking game."
Or else the whole thing is gonna become an excruciating, hellish ordeal for everyone else.
Or else the whole thing is gonna become an excruciating, hellish ordeal for everyone else.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The DM *has* to be willing to say such as "oh no, a chasm opens up underneath your character and they slowly drown in raw sewage. Roll another one who *is* willing to actually play the fucking game."
Or else the whole thing is gonna become an excruciating, hellish ordeal for everyone else.
Or else the whole thing is gonna become an excruciating, hellish ordeal for everyone else.
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HAHAHA LOOK WHO'S MAD LMFAO
IT STARTS
THEY'RE SO MAD
ESPECIALLY OUR FAVORITE INFLATER WHO MAKES YOU BIG AND ROUND
THEY'RE SO MAD
ESPECIALLY OUR FAVORITE INFLATER WHO MAKES YOU BIG AND ROUND
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
HAHAHA LOOK WHO'S MAD LMFAO
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
👉👈me and my wife noticed your vibes from across the ocean and well we gotta say
they're rancid and we hate them please sequester yourself for the good of society immediately
they're rancid and we hate them please sequester yourself for the good of society immediately
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
👉👈me and my wife noticed your vibes from across the ocean and well we gotta say
they're rancid and we hate them please sequester yourself for the good of society immediately
they're rancid and we hate them please sequester yourself for the good of society immediately
banned from furcon room parties by hanging a sign on the door handle with a silent hill 2 design that says "There was a hole here. It's gone now." when everyone's finished and i lumber back to my bedroom with a lopsided gait like i'm pyramid head
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
banned from furcon room parties by hanging a sign on the door handle with a silent hill 2 design that says "There was a hole here. It's gone now." when everyone's finished and i lumber back to my bedroom with a lopsided gait like i'm pyramid head
okay we're really sorry we made stupid people like an 85:15 split for our celebrities and important figures
that one was on us, god
but now the bit's gone on a little too long so if you could do some old testament shit that'd be swell
we'll learn our lesson this time maybe
that one was on us, god
but now the bit's gone on a little too long so if you could do some old testament shit that'd be swell
we'll learn our lesson this time maybe
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
okay we're really sorry we made stupid people like an 85:15 split for our celebrities and important figures
that one was on us, god
but now the bit's gone on a little too long so if you could do some old testament shit that'd be swell
we'll learn our lesson this time maybe
that one was on us, god
but now the bit's gone on a little too long so if you could do some old testament shit that'd be swell
we'll learn our lesson this time maybe
"it's not the governments job to feed people!"
kill yourself, respectfully
it is a government's job to make sure the people they govern have a decent quality of life actually
if you want to rule over a kingdom of ghosts and rubble fuck off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone
kill yourself, respectfully
it is a government's job to make sure the people they govern have a decent quality of life actually
if you want to rule over a kingdom of ghosts and rubble fuck off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"it's not the governments job to feed people!"
kill yourself, respectfully
it is a government's job to make sure the people they govern have a decent quality of life actually
if you want to rule over a kingdom of ghosts and rubble fuck off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone
kill yourself, respectfully
it is a government's job to make sure the people they govern have a decent quality of life actually
if you want to rule over a kingdom of ghosts and rubble fuck off to a deserted island and leave the rest of us alone
browsing youtube and
oh
that's an ad they have for cropped gen AI of the pokemon hex maniac girl being fucked by a rottweiler
oh
that's an ad they have for cropped gen AI of the pokemon hex maniac girl being fucked by a rottweiler
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
browsing youtube and
oh
that's an ad they have for cropped gen AI of the pokemon hex maniac girl being fucked by a rottweiler
oh
that's an ad they have for cropped gen AI of the pokemon hex maniac girl being fucked by a rottweiler
ball x pit is a good game because it's named after some of my favourite body parts 👍✨
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
ball x pit is a good game because it's named after some of my favourite body parts 👍✨
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Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
gacha pulls for my new labubu fursona (the current banner has green labubu and the colour swatches are high on the meta rn)
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
gacha pulls for my new labubu fursona (the current banner has green labubu and the colour swatches are high on the meta rn)
do you think i'm like 60+ years there'll be history enthusiasts who talk about these moments with so much breathless enthusiastic autism that certain WW2 chads do nowadays that prospective dates get kind of weird vibes (and then they end up being neo neo nazis)
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
do you think i'm like 60+ years there'll be history enthusiasts who talk about these moments with so much breathless enthusiastic autism that certain WW2 chads do nowadays that prospective dates get kind of weird vibes (and then they end up being neo neo nazis)
"haha we'll call you at 1:30 apropos of nothing!"
okay
... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness
i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake
okay
... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness
i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"haha we'll call you at 1:30 apropos of nothing!"
okay
... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness
i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake
okay
... bro it's been 40 minutes now if i tried to show up 40 minutes late to something with you lot i'd be bent over a barrel and whipped for my audaciousness
i have better shit to do that i won't notice my phone ringing during, fuck's sake
buying the food and supplies I need to survive might be an ever increasing cost that forces me to pick and choose more and more to cut corners to the bare minimum but you see
my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs
checkmate liberals
my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs
checkmate liberals
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
buying the food and supplies I need to survive might be an ever increasing cost that forces me to pick and choose more and more to cut corners to the bare minimum but you see
my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs
checkmate liberals
my government has decided to fix things with digital IDs
checkmate liberals
ice is one of the biggest causes of death of the infirm by freezing in these last two seasons so I'd be writing that on my bullets too
September 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ice is one of the biggest causes of death of the infirm by freezing in these last two seasons so I'd be writing that on my bullets too
be the kind of insane throat goat where your head game looks like sea gulls or pelicans just fucking demolishing a huge fish whole
literal goals my dudes
literal goals my dudes
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
be the kind of insane throat goat where your head game looks like sea gulls or pelicans just fucking demolishing a huge fish whole
literal goals my dudes
literal goals my dudes
putting in my resumé to get a job as the government mandated guy-who-gives-the-thumbs-up-for-everyone-to-continue-with-their-sex
it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee
it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
putting in my resumé to get a job as the government mandated guy-who-gives-the-thumbs-up-for-everyone-to-continue-with-their-sex
it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee
it's a hard job but if someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair then i'll do it for a modest, liveable fee
alternate reality be like: Dorian and the Steambroilers
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
alternate reality be like: Dorian and the Steambroilers
secret lifehack: because all the age verification systems fucking suck for me specifically and won't accept anything I give them I avoid all the hacked accounts accidentally reporting me or someone impersonating me because I CAN'T MESSAGE PEOPLE DIRECTLY
checkmate assholes
checkmate assholes
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
secret lifehack: because all the age verification systems fucking suck for me specifically and won't accept anything I give them I avoid all the hacked accounts accidentally reporting me or someone impersonating me because I CAN'T MESSAGE PEOPLE DIRECTLY
checkmate assholes
checkmate assholes