Kelsey Beachum
@vankelsing.bsky.social
Writer and narrative designer
(Outer Wilds, Outer Worlds DLC, + more!)
ex-roller derby • dangerous space criminal
https://kelseybeachum.com
(Outer Wilds, Outer Worlds DLC, + more!)
ex-roller derby • dangerous space criminal
https://kelseybeachum.com
Happy National Black Cat Day, featuring Nova!
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Happy National Black Cat Day, featuring Nova!
Happy autumnal equinox! I’m cooking squash!
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Happy autumnal equinox! I’m cooking squash!
September 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Having a good time with multiplayer in Peak
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Having a good time with multiplayer in Peak
Today a man in a suit wasn’t sure how to address me so he went with “Mr. or Ms.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Today a man in a suit wasn’t sure how to address me so he went with “Mr. or Ms.”
How the heck am I supposed to celebrate Lughnasadh without carbs
July 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How the heck am I supposed to celebrate Lughnasadh without carbs
This morning my beloved spouse went on a polite rant about the superiority of the European robin to the North American robin, and this is exactly the kind of thing that made me marry them in the first place
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This morning my beloved spouse went on a polite rant about the superiority of the European robin to the North American robin, and this is exactly the kind of thing that made me marry them in the first place
Representative Young Kim’s office is locked to the public, and the office itself is in a locked facility. She never holds town halls. How the hell are we meant to talk to her?
July 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Representative Young Kim’s office is locked to the public, and the office itself is in a locked facility. She never holds town halls. How the hell are we meant to talk to her?
Reposted by Kelsey Beachum
A huge thank you to @alexbeachum.bsky.social, @vankelsing.bsky.social, and the whole team at @mobiusdigitalgames.com. You gave an anxious kid with autism some tools to overcome her fears and to understand and regulate her emotions. You fostered an experience that we will absolutely never forget.
May 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A huge thank you to @alexbeachum.bsky.social, @vankelsing.bsky.social, and the whole team at @mobiusdigitalgames.com. You gave an anxious kid with autism some tools to overcome her fears and to understand and regulate her emotions. You fostered an experience that we will absolutely never forget.
Why does Spaceman always look like he’s just received forbidden knowledge
June 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why does Spaceman always look like he’s just received forbidden knowledge
No kings, no masters
June 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No kings, no masters
Whoa, whoa, whoa — let's see the rock, first
June 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa — let's see the rock, first
Been watercolor painting more to deal with everything, and I think I’m starting to get the basics down
April 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Been watercolor painting more to deal with everything, and I think I’m starting to get the basics down
So Moose discovered yogurt this week
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So Moose discovered yogurt this week
How DARE Split Fiction make me put ketchup on a hotdog
April 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
How DARE Split Fiction make me put ketchup on a hotdog
It’s Spaceman’s adoptiversary today! <3 Best 25 bucks I ever spent.
March 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s Spaceman’s adoptiversary today! <3 Best 25 bucks I ever spent.
Someone was extra cute today
March 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Someone was extra cute today
After this latest Trump embarrassment, I would like to stress to the rest of the world that yes, we absolutely agree he’s a dangerous idiot, and some of us are trying to stop him.
February 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
After this latest Trump embarrassment, I would like to stress to the rest of the world that yes, we absolutely agree he’s a dangerous idiot, and some of us are trying to stop him.
Did you know you can call your elected officials? Boy howdy, are they probably getting tired of me.
January 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Did you know you can call your elected officials? Boy howdy, are they probably getting tired of me.
I am just an internet goofball, but trans people are valid, trans lives matter, and no executive order is going to change that.
January 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I am just an internet goofball, but trans people are valid, trans lives matter, and no executive order is going to change that.
Donated to www.chirla.org today. Watch out for each other, y’all. <3
CHIRLA - The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights
The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) was founded in 1986. CHIRLA is a California leader with national impact made of diverse immigrant families and individuals who act as agents of socia...
www.chirla.org
January 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Donated to www.chirla.org today. Watch out for each other, y’all. <3
So what is this weird obsession with “librul tears” I keep hearing about? Why do these people want my body’s excess moisture?? Perverts, man
January 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So what is this weird obsession with “librul tears” I keep hearing about? Why do these people want my body’s excess moisture?? Perverts, man
If you have the space for it, do some good today. Even just a tiny bit, but do some good. We can’t get tired.
January 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you have the space for it, do some good today. Even just a tiny bit, but do some good. We can’t get tired.
Reposted by Kelsey Beachum
ACT UP, 1990
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ACT UP, 1990