Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around
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@vanillannie on other stuff, “The Girl with the Red Glasses” from my pole studio. My personality is: Sailor Moon, pole dance, and green.
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Telling people I can't get pregnant because I opted to forgo the guest room in favor of an open plan vagina
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
Irwin Toys Sailor Moon Moon Cycle toy - a strange vehicle that had nothing to do with the show - it's a 3 wheeled vehicle with shooting star motifs
Gonna start responding to any questions/requests/demands with, "Do you have any idea who I am?" and see how far that takes me
"Friend policing" is just another type of policing.
When you search for my deadname it brings up an art dealership. When you search for my legal name it brings up an artist. I think that's both profound and also just good cover.
This just seems like a list of normal, everyday traits to me
Microsoft would love nothing more than to rebrand as Xbox, if only they could catch up to the heights of their later 360 years
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This is what it's like living with a trans woman (at least according to my wife). #webcomics
(Tiff is rotating her hips)
Eve: “You exercising?”
Tiff: “Just loosening my hips for girl walking.”
Eve: “What?”
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Tiff: “To keep a feminine gait, I do 10 hip rotations and thrusts, alternating between raising my left and right legs.”
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Tiff: (Walking) “Here, check my sashay. Is it working?”
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(Cut to Eve at bar with Claire)
Eve: “Did you know we walk wrong?”
Claire: “Has Tiff been on the trans subreddits again?”
I can't believe it took me so long to realize I was a woman when I'm 60% sugar, 30% spice, and 10% pills
Cake is a perfect breakfast food, but you've gotta leave the icing off for propriety reasons, unless you're a little sugar gremlin like me
you ever think about how in the 90s people quietly got everyone used to eating blueberry cake for breakfast
Cake is a perfect breakfast food, but you've gotta leave the icing off for propriety reasons, unless you're a little sugar gremlin like me
you ever think about how in the 90s people quietly got everyone used to eating blueberry cake for breakfast
That was my first thought, but my mom said that they charge money for their wigs and Wigs for Kids gives them out for free.
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Taking progesterone and then brushing my hair is probably the closest I get to any kind of spiritual practice
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Does anyone have any recommendations for where to donate hair? I'm getting a lot of mine cut off next week, and I'm currently looking at Wigs For Kids, but are there any hair donation places that help out queer people specifically?
I know that they all want cash donations the most, but I'm not getting 12" of cash cut off my head
Does anyone have any recommendations for where to donate hair? I'm getting a lot of mine cut off next week, and I'm currently looking at Wigs For Kids, but are there any hair donation places that help out queer people specifically?
That's been the situation here for a while, and there's no way we can afford anything of comparable size when next we move, so that should be fun
My mom had one of those fancy walk in closets put in their latest house and I'm pretty sure it's bigger than our entire bedroom
I never beat MC Kids or Yo Noid! but not for lack of trying!
My parents used to show me the first house they bought, where the most expensive fixture was the fence latch that my grandpa machined out of leftover Inconel
Taking progesterone and then brushing my hair is probably the closest I get to any kind of spiritual practice
I’m imagining shaved tootsie roll on a toasted sandwich roll
They put new carpet down in the halls outside the office and I would really like to just lay down on the carpet and inhale the newly-installed carpet fumes
I'm tired of being in the office on the computer, but I don't have anything I want to do, just things I don't want to do.
Is there anyone that the trans community has a generally positive opinion of?

Follow up question: Who hates me and why?
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!