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UrbanDaimyoHTX

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · Nov 20

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 1h

I ain’t been to an RnB night in a minute. I might go out tomorrow

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 1h

How are there still new crackheads being created? You would think all the crackhead stories people tell would steer motherfuckers away?

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 2h

They must have lasered off the follicles and want them back now lmao

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 2h

People paying $32 dollars for coochie hair now? Ain’t that free?

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 6h

You right, fuck that cholesterol!

a woman is sitting in a car eating shrimp and the words `` eat that shrimp '' are above her .

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 7h

Redneck brawl is my guilty pleasure lol

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 7h

These colossal shrimp I bought from the store just screaming for me to fry them when I get home from work

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9h

There is no such thing as a friendly game of spades.

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t beat a byob that doesn’t charge you an arm and a leg to walk through the door

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 4d

Why the hell is the Houston UFL team called the Gamblers? We can’t even gamble down here unless you find an Indian reservation, people just be naming shit for no reason

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve been fighting a Charlie horse in my foot for the past 3 minutes. I think it’s about to win

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

Cuz he can and that’s the fucked up part. Them kids go hate him growing up.

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

That’s the best part! You don’t lol

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

You gotta switch to basketball after that lmao

Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 5d

Peanut was trained by truck kun 🤣😭😭

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

He go be like nick cannon not remembering his kids names

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck Christopher Columbus! But I will take that off day Monday lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 5d

It’s 78 degrees in Houston right now and I don’t know how to act lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

I pulled over in a Starbucks parking lot about to cry lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

Watch they order you another one lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

Not they talking about me seasoning my cast iron before I go to bed 😭

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

Cleaning the fuck up lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

It ain’t go be a conversation had without me reminding everybody I got that boat!

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

I had one where my hands and legs disappeared when I was driving back home. I can only do edibles if I’m not driving lmao

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UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

Oh y’all fancy with the beakers and shit lmao

UrbanDaimyoHTX @urbandaimyo.bsky.social · 9d

I wish it ain’t nothing but old heads lmao

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