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🔞 She/her / 20's / Wangxian is currently keeping me sane / night shifter with an influx of time https://archiveofourown.org/users/UntitledMeek
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I will not be getting over wangxian any time soon
My thoughts precisely 🤣
Wei Wuxian buying lip stain so he can mark up his husband without scandalizing the entire cultivation world
Lan Wangji blue screening when Wei Wuxian comes out wearing panties with a bunny tail
Oh just stuff and things..... It's halfway planned though and I have another night shift tonight 😉
Vampire Wei Wuxian just appearing one day on one of immortal Lan Wangji's night hunts, laughing brightly as he dances through the fray

They don't speak. For centuries Wei Wuxian is the only consistency Lan Wangji knows

Until one day Wei Wuxian stops appearing...
Wei Wuxian who can speak the most shameless words stumbling and stuttering over asking his husband to go on a date in town
Wangxian would work seamlessly into a gay figure skater AU, I'm just sayin
Girl dad Lan Wangji spending hours on YouTube learning how to do her hair for school

Elementary school teacher seeing such perfect, intricate hairstyles and just having to meet the artist. Much to his surprise it's a hot as fuck doting father who looks at Wei Wuxian like he's a naughty student
Wei Wuxian calling Lan Wangji 'zhanzhan' to provoke him but instead gets clingy cuddles
Kissing Lan Wangji is like kissing a supernova - it overwhelms Wei Wuxian to the point that his mind can't form a single thought and leaves him utterly speechless
On the outside, he's still Wei Wuxian, still wearing his signature black and red. Still carrying only a ghost flute. Still riding lil apple wherever he travels

But, underneath it all, he wears the white of Gusu Lan. And at his hip, a yaopei that matches his husbands

Finally, he belongs
TeenXian thinking Lan Wangji's anger is just as rewarding a reaction as any whereas adult Wei Wuxian goes for peace or happiness (or horny)
TeenJi making sure Wei Wuxian is passed out cold from fever before giving in to the temptation and stroking his hair
Very much. If I slept like that I wouldn't be moving my neck for a week!
Lan Xichen doesn't give teenxian the shovel talk. No, it's not very Lan-like.

Instead, he serves Wei Wuxian tea and says a few simple words that cut to the bone, "be careful with him; Wangji is not as unfeeling as he is made out to be. Sometimes I fear my brother feels too deeply."
Lan Wangji didn't know softness until Wei Wuxian. Didnt allow himself to feel anything until he discovered the quiet space behind his husbands ear where he could heal
Lil apple being excited to see Wei Wuxian heals my soul
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Wei Wuxian grabbing things in his sleep is honestly the most adorable thing

Lan Wangji just accepting this and letting Wei Wuxian cling to him just makes it so much better
Fem Lan Wangji finding Wei Wuxian's lil waddle while pregnant the hottest thing