Totally Not A Lizard
@unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
I’m still trying to figure out what I even want to post here so don’t expect a ton from me
Is it weird that despite how much of a recluse I am (believe me, it’s kinda bad.) one of the first things I plan on doing after planting an apple tree (or maybe two?) in the spring is letting my next-door neighbors know they can have some once it stars bearing fruit (as long as they leave us some)
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Is it weird that despite how much of a recluse I am (believe me, it’s kinda bad.) one of the first things I plan on doing after planting an apple tree (or maybe two?) in the spring is letting my next-door neighbors know they can have some once it stars bearing fruit (as long as they leave us some)
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I drew a new oc and I immediately made him a slut, I have... no control
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I drew a new oc and I immediately made him a slut, I have... no control
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Technically this post was about furries but the actual cats are equally chill
Lynxes are so cool I wish cats were real
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Technically this post was about furries but the actual cats are equally chill
Lynxes are so cool I wish cats were real
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Lynxes are so cool I wish cats were real
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
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xiv really did this to lvl 1 . on this holy day
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
xiv really did this to lvl 1 . on this holy day
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Aren’t you guys supposed to be on vacation
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Aren’t you guys supposed to be on vacation
What is it about alchol that makes me gonfrom being dead silent 90% of the time to yappingbabout everything and anything
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What is it about alchol that makes me gonfrom being dead silent 90% of the time to yappingbabout everything and anything
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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
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Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
Sucks how you can be trying to help someone, say one wrong thing, and then it all goes to shit
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
September 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Sucks how you can be trying to help someone, say one wrong thing, and then it all goes to shit
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
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I’ve heard of being worried sick but I didn’t realize it was a thing that could actually happen
And no I don’t want to talk about it
And no I don’t want to talk about it
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’ve heard of being worried sick but I didn’t realize it was a thing that could actually happen
And no I don’t want to talk about it
And no I don’t want to talk about it
I find it kinda funny that my family makes a bigger deal out of my birthday than even I do
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I find it kinda funny that my family makes a bigger deal out of my birthday than even I do
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
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How I look like when I try to form a though
September 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How I look like when I try to form a though