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Female Patrick Bateman

@undefinedowl.bsky.social

150 followers 290 following 1.6K posts

long borzoi, small brain - 18+ - NSFW - 24 - she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ - buppy brained - aerodynamic honey - funniest person this side of the Fulda Gap loving wife of: @pandoroo.bsky.social‬ 💜 art acc: @dogmilkgirldog.bsky.social

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · Oct 17

The game I've been working on for the last 2 years now has a playable demo on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/2902480/...

Kinetic Response on Steam

In the far future you will die on a distant world, piloting a heap of iron held together by hopes and dreams of a bygone time, for there is no salvation in this hegelian nightmare at the end of histor...

store.steampowered.com

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 12m

Does anyone want to play VR chat with a freak

Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 15m

Since I started hrt I laugh at anything all the time and don't care if it's annoying, because im so full if life now. Multiple people told me that since then my laugh sounds "warm like sunlight" and i just think that's awesome

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bravo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @bravobunny.bsky.social · 9h

ladies, for the love of god, do not have a smoking relapse as a treat.
this sucks so much!!! >__<;;;;

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 9h

me on a dinner date with a trans girl who was called gifted during her childhood: "what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your potential"

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 23m

I feel so sigma!

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🪳nimrod🪳 @funeralfanfare.bsky.social · Sep 2

hellooo bluesky !!!!!!!

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 25m

wait, we are allowed to send him our tits?

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 8h

idk how some of u can live being so far from ur owner, i feel like i'm gonna die when she's in the bathroom and not in my lap and shoving her tongue down my throat,,,

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 8h

girl that needs an intense makeout session with lots of kissing and touching more than she needs water, air, or food

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 28m

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 7h

me at the function when i finally find my type of people❤️

Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 7h

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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · Aug 13

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 29m

but i need more faggy friends

Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 30m

yes yes yes

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AwkwardMark @awkmark.bsky.social · 14h

witching for witchies featuring Carmen, @dizzyspellss.bsky.social's Vallette and @smekbo.bsky.social's Cat Witch

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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 59m

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ジュウド @juudosama.bsky.social · 54m

drawn on my phone
feat. @blueskypuppy.bsky.social

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 47m

I have discovered that I find it extremely hot when I push someones head down in between my legs. I feel like a queen being sworn fealty to, as well as whatever t-parts their face gets pressed into.

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🔞riley @wolfplush.bsky.social · 2h

life of the dork at the party:

im standing next to the pizza.

someone comes up a grabs a slice.

i look over and say loudly, "big yummers huh!?"

she looks back at me, "what?"

i gesture to the pizza, "big yummers, like tasty"

she walks away and says: "for sure"

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🍂Aseethe🍂 @aseethe.bsky.social · Jan 10

we love her in all forms

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Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 12h

Awww nooooooooo 😭 >w< awroof!~ i-im for real white girl freaking rn,,

I mean uhm yea im cool

Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 12h

Now that's more like it

Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 12h

Wauw no one is trying to prove me wrong, okay guys i see how it is. You all must really hate me

Female Patrick Bateman @undefinedowl.bsky.social · 12h

very true

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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 13h

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