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unclecaviar.bsky.social
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@unclecaviar.bsky.social
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former child star of Mic Dicta legal podcast, now a judge on the 14th US circuit court. Give the Trillbillies your money. Unions are good. Be a communist!
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 4h
Like we aren’t pleading with these people every single day to fix their hearts

Incredible to be blamed for their behavior. 5 stars Amanda
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 4h
If you can’t be honest about this stuff I don’t think we can fix it.

If your argument is “I was a brainwashed child” like okay, we can probably work with that
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 4h
“They took great pains to hide it”

No they really didn’t.
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 20h
Claims to be young Republican, is 40, looks 65
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babadookspinoza.bsky.social
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 21h
“Israel” killed most of the people who died on October 7th and it killed most of the hostages who died in Gaza. But all we hear in the West is Hamas, Hamas, Hamas, who, under international law, have the right to resist occupation by force. Any real peace will not include “Israel” at all.
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
Gen Y too busy making butter beer face
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
Only from the kind of Sam Altman
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
A sex toy that extorts you
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
They make Republicans that aren’t overtly racist. We just call them democrats these days.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22h
everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
The Second Coming of Karl Marx
unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
Man I hate him so much it’s crazy
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
well, what year do you have her from?
unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
Male on male (violence)
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21h
“Hey, how’s the lead get in there anyway“ is a question you don’t really want answered
unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22h
Hearing the Young Republicans may be incredibly racist. I have bad news about the Other Republicans
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22h
Not to worry. if congress can’t pay the troops, one of trump’s rich benefactors will

A thing that is being said out loud apparently
unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22h
surely not my breihndeign
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22h
its not just a movie. It’s a protocol. You can put anything on the traveling pants, and they must be delivered, as long as it’s within brotherhood or sisterhood network
unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22h
Ah thé young republicans post like Nazis…… wow. lets see the cops’ group chats
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 1d
Bizarre timing on this. It’s been true for like 10+ years
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 1d
Well at least the people supplementing protein probably aren’t like doing it multiple times a day every day
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ugarles.bsky.social
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d
this explains a lot
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 1d
It’s what all the money was for. same with Bezos buying WaPo.
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unclecaviar.bsky.social
a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 1d
Obviously billionaires are a national security threat.
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