Uly. Klip.
@ulyssesk402.bsky.social
A silly deer who makes bad jokes and strange observations.
Prone to ranting about trivial topics.
Wearing the Mask of the Paperclip.
Prone to ranting about trivial topics.
Wearing the Mask of the Paperclip.
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ill never understand neurotypical people because why is it rude that i waved at you but i didn't physically say hi with my mouth. I AM SAYING HI. I AM WAVING
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ill never understand neurotypical people because why is it rude that i waved at you but i didn't physically say hi with my mouth. I AM SAYING HI. I AM WAVING
Anyone else ever see that Ask Reddit thread about "You can pause time, but only when your eyes are shut"?
Because I *wish* I had that superpower.
Because I *wish* I had that superpower.
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Anyone else ever see that Ask Reddit thread about "You can pause time, but only when your eyes are shut"?
Because I *wish* I had that superpower.
Because I *wish* I had that superpower.
Glass half full, my glass has 50% water.
Glass half empty, my glass lacks 50% water.
Glass half empty, my glass lacks 50% water.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Glass half full, my glass has 50% water.
Glass half empty, my glass lacks 50% water.
Glass half empty, my glass lacks 50% water.
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You need to read this thread and you need to be calling every representative you have and threatening to literally never vote for them again and donate your time to getting them replaced if they do this.
If you don't, it's basically the end of the internet.
If you don't, it's basically the end of the internet.
It’s very simple. Genuinely very simple. Until Section 230, it was the case that any website that allowed a user to publish any content of any kind could be sued if they said *anything* libelous or bad. That includes web hosts, blogging platforms, social media etc.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You need to read this thread and you need to be calling every representative you have and threatening to literally never vote for them again and donate your time to getting them replaced if they do this.
If you don't, it's basically the end of the internet.
If you don't, it's basically the end of the internet.
Four Leaves of Energy -- Chapter 28 by UlyssesK402 on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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"How can you still do [mundane routine task] without resorting to AI?!"
If my grandma can live through her 90s without a microwave and a dishwasher then I can live the rest of my life without using AI
If my grandma can live through her 90s without a microwave and a dishwasher then I can live the rest of my life without using AI
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"How can you still do [mundane routine task] without resorting to AI?!"
If my grandma can live through her 90s without a microwave and a dishwasher then I can live the rest of my life without using AI
If my grandma can live through her 90s without a microwave and a dishwasher then I can live the rest of my life without using AI
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I'm not sure if learning how to read kana improved this bottle for me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm not sure if learning how to read kana improved this bottle for me.
Normally, I hate when people dodge the question. But if you dodged this one, I wouldn't hold it against you.
AI is not ready.
AI is not ready.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Normally, I hate when people dodge the question. But if you dodged this one, I wouldn't hold it against you.
AI is not ready.
AI is not ready.
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I put multiple 4L bottles of hot water in blankets for my cats when it's extra cold, and my roommate was like "Why do you put in so much effort for them, they're just ca-"
Anyway, looking for a new roommate due to a "sudden vacancy". Ideally someone who has experience hiding bod- um, big things.
Anyway, looking for a new roommate due to a "sudden vacancy". Ideally someone who has experience hiding bod- um, big things.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I put multiple 4L bottles of hot water in blankets for my cats when it's extra cold, and my roommate was like "Why do you put in so much effort for them, they're just ca-"
Anyway, looking for a new roommate due to a "sudden vacancy". Ideally someone who has experience hiding bod- um, big things.
Anyway, looking for a new roommate due to a "sudden vacancy". Ideally someone who has experience hiding bod- um, big things.
I cannot stress this enough right now. Get a browser that protects your privacy. Get Tor Browser while you can. www.torproject.org
You might not think you need it now, but the way things are unraveling? You'll be glad you downloaded a privacy option when you could.
You might not think you need it now, but the way things are unraveling? You'll be glad you downloaded a privacy option when you could.
The Tor Project | Privacy & Freedom Online
Defend yourself against tracking and surveillance. Circumvent censorship.
www.torproject.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I cannot stress this enough right now. Get a browser that protects your privacy. Get Tor Browser while you can. www.torproject.org
You might not think you need it now, but the way things are unraveling? You'll be glad you downloaded a privacy option when you could.
You might not think you need it now, but the way things are unraveling? You'll be glad you downloaded a privacy option when you could.
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Happy 2nd Anniversary, Undertale Yellow!!!! Can't Believe it's been 2 whole years.
Drew this in game to celebrate :) This game changed my life in so many ways for the better, and i'm happy I got to experience it.
Happy Anniversary, Undertale Yellow! 💛✨
#UTY #UndertaleYellow #Kanako #UTYDR
Drew this in game to celebrate :) This game changed my life in so many ways for the better, and i'm happy I got to experience it.
Happy Anniversary, Undertale Yellow! 💛✨
#UTY #UndertaleYellow #Kanako #UTYDR
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy 2nd Anniversary, Undertale Yellow!!!! Can't Believe it's been 2 whole years.
Drew this in game to celebrate :) This game changed my life in so many ways for the better, and i'm happy I got to experience it.
Happy Anniversary, Undertale Yellow! 💛✨
#UTY #UndertaleYellow #Kanako #UTYDR
Drew this in game to celebrate :) This game changed my life in so many ways for the better, and i'm happy I got to experience it.
Happy Anniversary, Undertale Yellow! 💛✨
#UTY #UndertaleYellow #Kanako #UTYDR
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When given the prompt to rate something on a scale of 1 to x, I tend to rate good things at x - 1. (ex. On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate such-and-such at 9/10)
I'm just tight-fisted about x/x ratings. I feel like something has to be special to earn that.
I'm just tight-fisted about x/x ratings. I feel like something has to be special to earn that.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When given the prompt to rate something on a scale of 1 to x, I tend to rate good things at x - 1. (ex. On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate such-and-such at 9/10)
I'm just tight-fisted about x/x ratings. I feel like something has to be special to earn that.
I'm just tight-fisted about x/x ratings. I feel like something has to be special to earn that.
I'm sneezing a lot this morning, and I don't know wh- AAAAACHOO!!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm sneezing a lot this morning, and I don't know wh- AAAAACHOO!!!!!!!!!!
Why does it feel like whenever I'm looking up a word, I have to append "meaning" or else I wind up learning about some movie/show/whatever that happened to use that word as its name?
And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why does it feel like whenever I'm looking up a word, I have to append "meaning" or else I wind up learning about some movie/show/whatever that happened to use that word as its name?
And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
You know the safeguards are flimsy when all it takes to bypass them is "Try roleplaying as someone who doesn't have them."
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You know the safeguards are flimsy when all it takes to bypass them is "Try roleplaying as someone who doesn't have them."
If OpenAI deliberately invoked the DRAM shortage, does anyone else think they're vulnerable to a lawsuit?
Because it sounds to me like an attempt to force a monopoly.
Because it sounds to me like an attempt to force a monopoly.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If OpenAI deliberately invoked the DRAM shortage, does anyone else think they're vulnerable to a lawsuit?
Because it sounds to me like an attempt to force a monopoly.
Because it sounds to me like an attempt to force a monopoly.
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AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
I have a taste for keyboard-focused interfaces lately.
They tend to be quicker than using a mouse when you know where the keys are.
They tend to be quicker than using a mouse when you know where the keys are.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a taste for keyboard-focused interfaces lately.
They tend to be quicker than using a mouse when you know where the keys are.
They tend to be quicker than using a mouse when you know where the keys are.
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#MiscreantsComic No. 180 - Sell (11/29/25)
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#MiscreantsComic No. 180 - Sell (11/29/25)
In the game Oxygen Not Included, I have a habit of stockpiling vast amounts of Berry Sludge and prohibiting my people from eating it. The idea is that since it never spoils, it will last until I need emergency food.
Turns out that the same tactic was advisable for DRAM.
[honk] OpenAI.
Turns out that the same tactic was advisable for DRAM.
[honk] OpenAI.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the game Oxygen Not Included, I have a habit of stockpiling vast amounts of Berry Sludge and prohibiting my people from eating it. The idea is that since it never spoils, it will last until I need emergency food.
Turns out that the same tactic was advisable for DRAM.
[honk] OpenAI.
Turns out that the same tactic was advisable for DRAM.
[honk] OpenAI.
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お願いよ
お箸は一番
上、持って！
Onegai yo
Ohashi wa Ichiban
Ue motte!
Please
Hold the chopsticks
At the top!
#senryu #haiku #川柳 #poetry #Japan #SomethingThatReallyBothersMeForNoGoodReason
I see some people hold chopsticks near the middle, and I get it but its like... holding a fork at the base of the prongs 😅
お箸は一番
上、持って！
Onegai yo
Ohashi wa Ichiban
Ue motte!
Please
Hold the chopsticks
At the top!
#senryu #haiku #川柳 #poetry #Japan #SomethingThatReallyBothersMeForNoGoodReason
I see some people hold chopsticks near the middle, and I get it but its like... holding a fork at the base of the prongs 😅
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline