twowholeworms.bsky.social
@twowholeworms.bsky.social
Bluesky, fix this!
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yo @dropout.tv, WHERE'S THE LOGIN BUTTON???
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Whelp, I'm glad I didn't end up buying that framework laptop a couple of months ago after all. Turns out, their big tent includes people who want to deport and kill the rest of the tent. community.frame.work/t/framework-... #fuckthisshit #opensourcehardware
Framework supporting far-right racists?
Plenty of brand spanking new accounts here defending the racism too. As a queer computer toucher, who’s had an account here for a few months (I bought a FW12 which I’m now regretting) and tried to hel...
community.frame.work
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROUND HAPPEN ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

WHAT IS THAT AUDIO ICON I HATE IT HATEHATEHAAAAAATE
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ADHD Santa: Making a list and forgetting it twice, then making it again in a different order with different things, then realising he's missed some and adding them in the middle, then putting the list down to go to the loo and can't find the list when he gets back...
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Cold take:

#KingdomComeDeliverance 1 is not stable enough not to have F5 quicksave. If I can save on quit and reload it, I should be able to just press a damn button to do the same thing without wasting 5 minutes. I don't want multiple save slots, I just want to not have to keep redoing shit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Someone at Valve forgot to run `kubectl scale --replicas=∞ -f steam-api.yaml` this morning o.o
September 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted
Important message from Ollie
September 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You know when a really dumb joke comes into your head?
September 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Anyone know if #Telegram have officially cancelled the integration with MechaHitler yet, or is that still going ahead?
September 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dumb joke my brain made me make.
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
English is such a stupid language, why is fuckable fuckable but dismissible dismissible and not dismissable, why was I cursed with this tongue. Blagh! BLAGH!
August 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I just opened a PR which removes an embedded package from our project at work. o.o
August 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Y'know what would be nice in go?

watch err {
err = call1()
err = call2()
err = call3()
} on err != nil {
handleErr(err)
}
August 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We can do so much better than clanker anyway, as that would be more appropriate for the Boston Dynamics bots.

The standard lazy-to-slur pipeline is to shorten the word or phrase to two syllables:

- Artificial Intelligence -> Arti
- Artificial Intelligence -> Artin

etc
August 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted
Every UK petition is like this
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Got so fucking angry last night that I wrote a telegram bot which deletes twitter links from groups, including as many of the embed proxies as I could find. Fuck that site, fuck its owner, and fuck giving it any more traffic or time. LMK if you want access to it.
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How do I tell this stupid fucking disposaphone that I don't want to set up Face ID so the stupid fucking notification goes away? Apple are the worst fucking UX company in the world.
July 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
July 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
www.congreso.es
June 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The fuck is oh-titties media. :|
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reposted
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Your daily reminder that #YouTube is a dogshit platform run by dogshit people and this is why I will block every ad and never ever pay for premium, and send the creators I watch money directly. Shame on all of you. If you work for this piece of shit company, do better.
June 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM