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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1m

If Miss fame and Max ran into each other really fast and morphed into one person

Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 26m

WOW! new advancements in technology allow us to see what celebrities might have looked like when they were younger. Check out Jill Stein at age 24!

twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1h

Hi yes can I get a bloomf combo meal with a medium bloomfie but can I get an extra side of oomf…. Hold the tea chile…. Thanks!

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1h

They light a match behind you and use you as a rocket

twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1h

Always talking about some shit and farts…..

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 3h

ChatGPT entering the housewives verse oh i hate it

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning oomfies

a man is smiling in front of a mirror while another man is looking at him .

ALT: a man is smiling in front of a mirror while another man is looking at him .

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 14h

This is so fabbbbb

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 19h

What can I say
What can I do
I’m tryna be the girl that you’re talking to
Maybe you can be my American boy

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 19h

Ngl my dream scenario I wanna marry my hag

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, sure, fine, but which of you is the sk8er boi??????

A screenshot of a Washington Post article entitled “He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.”

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you love

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 1d

Have had the most exhausting couple of days. My grandmom fell and hit her head and had to get 11 staples, two days later my grandpop is admitted to the ER with pneumonia all while I’m trying to figure out how to get out of this apartment situation because my roommate is getting more erratic