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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 1d

Bubba… 🫠

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Malleable Witch Tommy @malleablewitch.bsky.social · 2d

*casts spell of Silly Goose*

✨🪿✨

It's cool, you don't need to say anything. Your goofy honking is thanks enough.

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry to everyone I promise I’d do something for. I am… not well atm.

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 3d

Cuuuuute 🥳

The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 6d

That’s that me depresso

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 7d

🤭 🤭 🤭 Of course you can - that’s what balloons are for! 🤪 Squeaky squeaky, dumboooo!

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 7d

Me!

The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 7d

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! 🤭

GOON CLOWN!! 🤣🫵

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 7d

Oh look @banjostuie.bsky.social it’s us 🤭

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 8d

🤭 …How about a clown?! HYUCK!! 🤡

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Basil 🌿 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 9d

Reminder

Drawing of a clown puppy with the caption; "Be silly and have fun bc life's too short to be boring and miserable"

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The Muckle Stoater Presents @mstpresents.bsky.social · 10d

ROLLLLL UPPPP 🎪

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE RETURNS FOR ITS LAST EVENT THIS YEAR SAT 22 NOV!!!

If you thought last time was fun -or TOTALLY missed out & are wracked with JEALOUSY- you ain’t seen nothing yet!😜

IT’S HALLOWEENMAS! That means; COSTUME CONTEST🥳

TIX HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 10d

It’s spooky season, so here I am as the ghost of a 1700s Austrian nobleman, possessing the body of an 1800s Dutch orphan after being cursed into a picture by my wicked adoptive step-aunt who now haunts a ‘20s-style Berlin café, searching longingly for the perfect strudel to finally set me free… duh.

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 11d

👀 🤫

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 11d

Guys the last Stuck in the Middle was so so so good - thanks to everyone who came!! 🥰

It really means to much to me to be able to curate this fun, little space.

Next one’ll be November 22nd, so mark your diaries!

BIG NEWS coming soon 👀

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 12d

😵‍💫

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 13d

I’m so cute! 🤭

Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 13d

Oh no! The Pokémon broke free!
Shoot! It was so close too!
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I think it's @tstoater.bsky.social in there...

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The Bro-Sitter @brositter.bsky.social · 13d

Diapers that inflate like an airbag if you’re getting too horny.

You know you’re not supposed to be getting so huffy.
If you’re not careful, it’ll set your diaper off.

It’ll get so thick and round, you won’t get any stimulation whatsoever.

Just pray it doesn’t happen in tight pants in public.

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 13d

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 14d

In case I was unclear; EXHIBIT A

YA. NEEEED.

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The Muckle Stoater @tstoater.bsky.social · 14d

OMG OMG OMG I NEED THIS

I AM POOR - WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME GETS TEN BLOWJOBS 🥵

g-pawz.com/product/blac...

Black Half Face Dog Muzzle Mask with Colorful Nose – G-Pawz

g-pawz.com

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soggypupsi.bsky.social @soggypupsi.bsky.social · Sep 14

What you reading? This pup likes to read more than picture books you know 😊

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The Muckle Stoater Presents @mstpresents.bsky.social · 14d

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO CAME ON SAT!!!

Was a BLAST & SO SO SO heartwarming to see so many new bozos enter the ring!! 🎪

Date announcement for this year’s FINAL EVENT coming soon (+ another VERY exciting announcement… 👀)

Next one’ll be end of Nov, so get ready for HALLOWEENMAS @ the circus!!! 🥳

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The Muckle Stoater Presents @mstpresents.bsky.social · 14d

🥹 This is all I could’ve hoped for setting this event up!! My little clown heart is so warmed - thank you so much for coming bozo & see you at the next one! 😜

Ben VSA's Naughty Side Account @benvnsa.bsky.social · 19d

My first kink event at @mstpresents.bsky.social, absolutely blown away by how fun and welcoming everyone was. A smorgasbord of fetish, fun and silliness. Got shy for some activities, but chatting with some Bozos, engaging in the wheel (sense in context), fantastic time. Can't wait for my next visit.

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