Captain Kink
@capnkink.bsky.social
You’re friendly neighbourhood kinkster.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
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🔥 SMITIZEN Black Friday Lucky Draw is LIVE!
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November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🔥 SMITIZEN Black Friday Lucky Draw is LIVE!
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I wonder what’s happening in the “Fractured States of Trump” (formerly known as the USA) today…?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I wonder what’s happening in the “Fractured States of Trump” (formerly known as the USA) today…?
So…that was fun.
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So…that was fun.
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
The tech side of the show failed, so I had to switch to call all the automated lighting cues manually…all 300 of them, with no musical score and a poorly designed libretto.
Nothing quite like live theatre!
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
I feel like I’m circling the singularity of hating myself, my body, my life, etc.
•Harrumph!•
•Harrumph!•
a cartoon character laying on the floor with a record player in the background
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November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I feel like I’m circling the singularity of hating myself, my body, my life, etc.
•Harrumph!•
•Harrumph!•
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BEEP BEEP!!! The circus is BACK IN TOWN & SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
BEEP BEEP!!! The circus is BACK IN TOWN & SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
TICKETS ARE LIVE FOR THE LAST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 2025 & WE'RE ENDING THE YEAR W/ A HALLOWEENMAS CELEBRATION!
JOIN US SAT 22ND NOV - THERE WILL BE A COSTUME CONTEST 🥳
🎟️TICKETS HERE:
www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...
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🎪 ROLL UP! ROLL UP! 🎪
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
🎪 ROLL UP! ROLL UP! 🎪
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
The Muckle Stoater presents ‘Stuck in the Middle’: an event like no other & first of its kind!
Come to the Underground @ Central Station for a drink, a chat, many laughs & play! 😈
DRESSCODE: Clowny/silly encouraged, all fetish welcome
OPEN TO ALL 18+
Glutenating Update: my stomach is still in what I can only describe as toxic shock.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with his head on the floor
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November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Glutenating Update: my stomach is still in what I can only describe as toxic shock.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
Currently it feels like trying to squeeze too-thick, mostly-set porridge out of a toothpaste tube. 😢
I may have to resort to strong ‘motivators’ and maybe a diaper - which isn’t the worst thing, but still.
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
You still have until the end of the day to enter!
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
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Ends 3rd Nov.
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We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
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Ends 3rd Nov.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
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🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
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We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
You know what is spooky, Yodel actually finding my house, knocking the door, and when I don’t answer leaving the package in a secure location!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
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November 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You know what is spooky, Yodel actually finding my house, knocking the door, and when I don’t answer leaving the package in a secure location!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!
“The ‘Andrew’ formerly known as ‘Prince’”
🤭
🤭
October 31, 2025 at 8:40 AM
“The ‘Andrew’ formerly known as ‘Prince’”
🤭
🤭
I’m not into Bluey, not a furry nor AB but something about this tickles something in me…maybe the model?
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m not into Bluey, not a furry nor AB but something about this tickles something in me…maybe the model?
Someone needs to snuggle me and cuddle me and make me feel better 🤒
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Someone needs to snuggle me and cuddle me and make me feel better 🤒
Feeling your insides physically swelling up is not nice.
Followed by this….
Followed by this….
a person is holding a fish in their hand with water dripping from it .
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October 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Feeling your insides physically swelling up is not nice.
Followed by this….
Followed by this….
So Working late (16+ hours day) + ordering shopping online + shitty website + ADHD + Products from one company that are pretty much identical led to me eating a pizza last night that was the gluten version and not the gluten free version.
I’ve not had gluten in 20 years.
Here’s me last night, 🤢🤮
I’ve not had gluten in 20 years.
Here’s me last night, 🤢🤮
a robot with a green light on its head is standing in the middle of a forest
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October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
So Working late (16+ hours day) + ordering shopping online + shitty website + ADHD + Products from one company that are pretty much identical led to me eating a pizza last night that was the gluten version and not the gluten free version.
I’ve not had gluten in 20 years.
Here’s me last night, 🤢🤮
I’ve not had gluten in 20 years.
Here’s me last night, 🤢🤮
Best Amazon sale purchase?
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
October 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Best Amazon sale purchase?
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Last night I was dreaming I had weird dreams that I was discussing with my family WHILST I WAS STILL DREAMING.
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Last night I was dreaming I had weird dreams that I was discussing with my family WHILST I WAS STILL DREAMING.
Hep-B immunity confirmed!
a group of soldiers with a dog on their face and the words i 'm doing my part written below them
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October 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hep-B immunity confirmed!
Rewatching “The Boys”, and in the current political climate it’s somehow a touch more terrifying…that you know who came to power TWICE!
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` insane '' written next to him .
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October 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rewatching “The Boys”, and in the current political climate it’s somehow a touch more terrifying…that you know who came to power TWICE!