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GreatfulGourd
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"The building was burning, and it wasn't my fault." -Dresden Files Book 6, Blood Rites

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They say that white people don't say, "Happy new year!" anymore. Instead they say, "2025 media thread." Well...

2025 media thread.
Dw, unc still got it. Faker understands it now.
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Fuck dude, it's sn*wing...
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Bro this hotpocket tech is getting wild
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's 5 A.M., I'm goin' steady
Now I'm screwed, IT'S-
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Into the PS2 startup screen with you
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thanksgiving time
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me when I have a funny little story idea and it leads me down a multi-hour long rabbithole about cavalry strategy and tactics
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Absolutely none of ts was in the bible
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I work so hard in arranging the blocks but each night I go home to my wife in tears.

"What's the point of it all when you're building a wall and in front of your eyes it disappears?"
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Fucking #hondacivic drivers smh. You would expect this shout out of a BMW driver.
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Working at walmart has ruined me.
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh yeah, I have no idea how to play fighting games.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Jobs, infinite jobs. But no jobs.
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Oh yeah, it's spooking time.
October 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ok, another thing to add to the things-to-do-when-I-get-filthy-rich list: Dual screen phone (different from a fold phone btw). Just watched a video on the Surface Duo 2 and holy shit there are a lot of cool things that could have been done with a device like this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpSF...
Using a Surface Duo 2 in 2025 and Why it Failed!
YouTube video by frokfrdk
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Bro we got our thxgiving, halloween, and christmas shit set up all at once rn
September 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bro I just had a dream where the 2026 midterms rolled around and every state turned blue and specifically SD turned blue. Gave me hope for a minute untill I woke up LMAO.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So I'm doing some research and came across this shit and istg it's the funniest shit rn. This guy thinks the reich wants him.
September 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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24th Anniversary of The Release of Ace Combat 4 Shattered Skies

13 September 2001
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Poke Crosscraft is an insane little combination but ok. Pop off Nintendo
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
FUCK I'M A FRAUD
I'M SO FUCKING LATE
NVM I'M LOCKED IN
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM