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Troy Deibert
@troyd.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Didn’t your mommy teach you not to play with fire?
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateCrisis
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Didn’t your mommy teach you not to play with fire?
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateCrisis
I just looooooove what you’ve done with Jamaica this year!
Did you burn the fossil fuels by yourself or did your friends help you?
Did you burn the fossil fuels by yourself or did your friends help you?
The storm has left 60 percent of Jamaica without electricity and some areas with up to 90 percent of roofs gone.
Melissa leaves 50 dead, toll expected to rise in Jamaica, Haiti
The storm has left 60 percent of Jamaica without electricity and some areas with up to 90 percent of roofs gone.
bit.ly
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just looooooove what you’ve done with Jamaica this year!
Did you burn the fossil fuels by yourself or did your friends help you?
Did you burn the fossil fuels by yourself or did your friends help you?
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Tired of being stuck in #traffic? If you live in one of the many parts of #edmonton that's under construction, you might be really frustrated right now.
There are alternative options to being traffic. Just take a look outside the windshield.
#yegbike #bikelife #yegtraffic
There are alternative options to being traffic. Just take a look outside the windshield.
#yegbike #bikelife #yegtraffic
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Tired of being stuck in #traffic? If you live in one of the many parts of #edmonton that's under construction, you might be really frustrated right now.
There are alternative options to being traffic. Just take a look outside the windshield.
#yegbike #bikelife #yegtraffic
There are alternative options to being traffic. Just take a look outside the windshield.
#yegbike #bikelife #yegtraffic
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I used to wear condoms during syphilis. But, it’s over now. We can’t live our lives in fear.”
I'm always astounded when I hear people say "during COVID."
We just finished our second week of class and I've already have 5 students of 50 out for COVID.
We are still during COVID.
We just finished our second week of class and I've already have 5 students of 50 out for COVID.
We are still during COVID.
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“I used to wear condoms during syphilis. But, it’s over now. We can’t live our lives in fear.”
No one wants to admit it but the real problem is those Mexican sidewalks. We should deport them and build a wall.
(Am I doing this right?)
(Am I doing this right?)
August 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
No one wants to admit it but the real problem is those Mexican sidewalks. We should deport them and build a wall.
(Am I doing this right?)
(Am I doing this right?)
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Basketball courts are more fun than those other ones.
Nice.
Nice.
#Baltimore Mayor #BrandonScott invested in 42 summer youth camps, 29 literacy programs, extended the rec center hours to 11 p.m, planned block parties, opened the pools for safe fun, & opened several schools up for summer classes. Crime is down 62%. 🔥🔥 www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Baltimore is seeing the city’s fewest homicides in 50 years. Here’s why.
Multiple people have taken credit for the historic drop that mirrors a national decrease in violent crimes. Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says it’s due to a community-based approach to gun violence.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Basketball courts are more fun than those other ones.
Nice.
Nice.
Is your electricity contract set to ‘100% renewables’ or are you in favour of unrestricted flaring?
#yeg #yegdt
#yeg #yegdt
Oil sands GHG pollution is hitting record highs.
Scrapping a ceiling on flaring because industry is polluting too much is exactly the wrong way to make policy.
We need more regulation - methane rules and an emissions cap - not less.
@cape-acme.bsky.social
www.theenergymix.com/alberta-remo...
Scrapping a ceiling on flaring because industry is polluting too much is exactly the wrong way to make policy.
We need more regulation - methane rules and an emissions cap - not less.
@cape-acme.bsky.social
www.theenergymix.com/alberta-remo...
Alberta Removes Emissions Ceiling as Gas Flaring Hits New High
Alberta has quietly removed its regulatory ceiling on natural gas flaring and the climate-busting methane emissions that result, after the industry exceeded those limits over the last two consecutive ...
www.theenergymix.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If one person is smoking, then the everyone is smoking.
July 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If one person is smoking, then the everyone is smoking.
Alternatively, catalog each rock and chip and use AI to tell us how to put it back together.
Mount Rushmore is a imperialistic-fascist-great-leader aesthetic monstrosity beyond even the dreams of pharaohs defacing stolen Indian land. Trump— a lifelong Indian hater as well as a self-fetishizer who loves nothing better than putting himself on big stuff-- is *perfect* for it.
June 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Alternatively, catalog each rock and chip and use AI to tell us how to put it back together.
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THEY EXPIRE
ASK ME HOW I KNOW
ASK ME HOW I KNOW
Hey asthma friends how old is that rescue inhaler? When was the last time you used it? If you can't remember you probably need a new one
June 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
THEY EXPIRE
ASK ME HOW I KNOW
ASK ME HOW I KNOW
You’re already paying a carbon tax only you call it ‘air conditioning’.
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You’re already paying a carbon tax only you call it ‘air conditioning’.
Smoke-free summers are a thing of the past #ClimateCrisis #wildfires edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
Smoke free summers a thing of the past as Alberta gets hit with wildfire smoke from all sides
Experts are saying smoke free summers are becoming a thing of the past as air quality in Alberta worsens
edmontonjournal.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
HER: Please don’t pollute. I have asthma. I could die.
HIM: We all die of something.
HER: *throws him off a bridge*
HIM: *splat*
HER: Huh. You were right.
HIM: We all die of something.
HER: *throws him off a bridge*
HIM: *splat*
HER: Huh. You were right.
A constituent, angry about Medicaid cuts: “People are going to die.”
Republican Senator Joni Ernst: “Well, we’re all going to die.”
Callous doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Republican Senator Joni Ernst: “Well, we’re all going to die.”
Callous doesn’t even begin to cover it.
May 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
HER: Please don’t pollute. I have asthma. I could die.
HIM: We all die of something.
HER: *throws him off a bridge*
HIM: *splat*
HER: Huh. You were right.
HIM: We all die of something.
HER: *throws him off a bridge*
HIM: *splat*
HER: Huh. You were right.
ASTHMA GIRL: Please don’t wear perfume. I have asthma.
HER: People wear perfume to smell nice or to feel pretty.
ASTHMA GIRL: So, do you stink or are you ugly?
HER: People wear perfume to smell nice or to feel pretty.
ASTHMA GIRL: So, do you stink or are you ugly?
May 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ASTHMA GIRL: Please don’t wear perfume. I have asthma.
HER: People wear perfume to smell nice or to feel pretty.
ASTHMA GIRL: So, do you stink or are you ugly?
HER: People wear perfume to smell nice or to feel pretty.
ASTHMA GIRL: So, do you stink or are you ugly?
May 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“I drive fast because I like to watch First Responders succumb to PTSD suicide from all of the collisions that I cause.
Those pretentious pr*cks deserve to die by their own hand.”
Slow down.
Those pretentious pr*cks deserve to die by their own hand.”
Slow down.
"Speeding cameras are for revenue generation"
Oh so they nab people when they're below the speed limit?
"Well, no."
Hmm okay so....?
Oh so they nab people when they're below the speed limit?
"Well, no."
Hmm okay so....?
May 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“I drive fast because I like to watch First Responders succumb to PTSD suicide from all of the collisions that I cause.
Those pretentious pr*cks deserve to die by their own hand.”
Slow down.
Those pretentious pr*cks deserve to die by their own hand.”
Slow down.
Please ask anyone who is opposed to bike lanes if they are willing to pay for my asthma medications.
Debate Grows as Edmonton Plans 23 km of new bike lanes for 2025 edmonton.taproot.news/briefs/2025/... #yeg
Debate Grows as Edmonton Plans 23 km of new bike lanes for 2025
More Edmontonians are asking the provincial government to throw the brakes on the city's plans to build active transportation infrastructure.
edmonton.taproot.news
May 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Please ask anyone who is opposed to bike lanes if they are willing to pay for my asthma medications.
Has the semicolon seen the end of its period?
“It is commonly used to link together two independent but related clauses, and is particularly useful for juxtaposition or replacing confusing extra commas in lists where commas already exist – or where a comma would create a splice.”
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Marked decline in semicolons in English books, study suggests
Usage of punctuation down almost half in two decades as further research finds 67% of British students rarely use it
www.theguardian.com
May 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Has the semicolon seen the end of its period?
ME: Siri, why is it quiet?
SIRI: The last worker died.
ME: Siri, what happens next?
SIRI:
ME: Siri?
LIGHTS: *go out*
ME: *swears*
SIRI: The last worker died.
ME: Siri, what happens next?
SIRI:
ME: Siri?
LIGHTS: *go out*
ME: *swears*
May 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ME: Siri, why is it quiet?
SIRI: The last worker died.
ME: Siri, what happens next?
SIRI:
ME: Siri?
LIGHTS: *go out*
ME: *swears*
SIRI: The last worker died.
ME: Siri, what happens next?
SIRI:
ME: Siri?
LIGHTS: *go out*
ME: *swears*
“Just use your inhaler.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
She died of an asthma attack 1 year ago — now, her mom is speaking out to help others | CBC News
Whenever Kimberly Couvillon wants to feel close to her daughter, she visits Windsor's George Avenue Park. On a pole by the parking lot, there are flowers and images of 14-year-old Amber Marie McCollom...
www.cbc.ca
May 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“Just use your inhaler.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...