i don't need to do anything anymore i just ask my phone to help me delude myself into thinking i am living a meaningful life

sorry to disappoint, but the threat of incarceration was not high enough to engage a barrister this time. however, fans of oobah getting himself almost jailed for entertainment should stay tuned for a future project announcement

studiously edited myself out

spent the last year or so making two tv shows for channel 4, the first is out thursday 16th october and guarantees all viewers a million pounds, simply for tuning in

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

i think there should be a new Your Party membership portal launch every couple of days, each with a slightly different url and ever more inscrutable terms of service. could raise millions

after a long and private battle, he is at peace

icymi, for all of those not on x.com: the right wing US commentator charlie kirk has died

oh great, another memorable juxtaposition of otherwise impossible to view archival footage of 1960s soviet ballet and an event largely ignored by mainstream television

i hate him for not making his films in a style i would neither notice nor remember

exactly. i think after a while, the repeat 'why is he giving primacy to atmosphere, mood and emotional interpretation, over rigorous material analysis?' refrain (though not without merit) can feel incurious, treating it like some academic mistake, rather than a deliberate filmmaking choice

a lot of critics of adam curtis are fixated on a refusal to abandon his style in favour of making arguments in/of the form they would like him to. this has value in pointing out the journalistic, historiographical limitations of the style, but i always find them lacking as analyses of filmmaking

the world has never seen the pulp fiction banana poster and a bowling for columbine dvd united under one roof

really is so drearily predictable seeing a load of the 2010s-youth-culture-writer turned embittered millennial journo cohort get bang into reactionary 'yookay' drivel. every generation needs a million tony parsons i suppose

barry town out of europa, cardiff city relegated, wrexham promoted. a dark day for south wales, but a billboard one for east yankland

forcing myself into a bluesky posting routine like a penitent smoker chewing nicorette

@warnerbrostv.bsky.social umm???

There's been a lot of talk about the new HBO 'Harry Potter' series lately. It made me wonder what it would actually be like.

This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...

i got drunk predicting the collapse of the craft beer market

i am going to become the garyseconomics of having a few beers

the entire last act of sam mendes' forthcoming 2028 ringo starr biopic will feature little barry keoghan voicing thomas the tank engine with his penis out

the labour right getting in on such a decisive majority was one of the worst possible outcomes of the last election. there is no moderating influence on them now. the tories and reform aren't going to oppose the policy course they're pursuing, only drag them even further to the right