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Trident Rose
@tridentrose.bsky.social
My online nook where I can spout whatever comes to mind, be it Jekyll or Hyde in nature.

[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
It takes a lifetime of indoctrination to think Luigi was wrong.
It takes the wrongful denial of your prescription for a week to realize Luigi was right.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
People need to stop acting like there are more than two genders, we all know there're only two types of people: those with lead poisoning and those with mercury poisenin, 2 tihnk oether ise os just cp,plete malrkley adn thsind id hyust herfittig weird tnbe dsky id kjkreks nrk
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Are you Catholic, Jewish, or Agnostic?"
"I'm autistic, bitch."
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Working in a pharmacy be like:
check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"6 7 is so unfunny."
- The generation that still quotes "25" from Spongebob
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Finally watched Inside Job, Netflix is dead to me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Mouthwashing is not a game, it's an interactive artwork.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
> Be Behavior Interactive
> Make a consultant program that will allow your most loyal players to give good changes
> Don't listen to them, hurting player loyalty AND making bad changes
> Sell a half-naked cosmetic for the goth girl
> Profit
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Even if I had the power to reverse time, my adhd ass wouldn't use it. I'd rather face the consequences than relive an hour.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why does Larry the Cable Guy exist other than as a spite from a bored god.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why must nature's beauty be so full of distractions in a world so keen on eliminating inefficiency?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A pitbull on narcotics would go so hard as a bioweapon. What're you gonna do, hit it? It can't feel shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I just got spoiled Macbeth fml.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
LET IT BE KNOWN: Louisiana Rep Clay Higgins was the ONLY vote against releasing the Epstein files.

www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
www.congress.gov
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nothing will ever free me from the fact Asgore's fanon voice is literally just Funtime Freddy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
After a long day, a pack of pocky has me feeling like I just had a cigarette.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Call it an undertail the way I want Toriel on top of me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Blue cheese has to be one of the most underrated types, it's delicious.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I've only known what a yeongno is for one minute but now it's my spirit animal.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My earliest morning alarm is set for 7:45, but because my first class of the day was cancelled, I turned it off so I could sleep in.

I woke up at 7:46.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I thought about being an escort at one point, but then I remembered I hate customer service.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was being dumb on my bike and jumping on it when I fell off in front of a passing group. All my stuff fell out of my pockets and one of them said "he dropped all his loot," I couldn't even be mad.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think it's about time beavers learn their fucking place.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Most of Dead by Daylight's issues could be indirectly solved by giving Trapper a scooter.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when the microwave beeps a minute or so after its done to remind you your food's ready? I'm getting the ketchup, I know my food's ready. Shut up, bitch, I'd skin you if you had any.
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM