Trident Rose
@tridentrose.bsky.social
My online nook where I can spout whatever comes to mind, be it Jekyll or Hyde in nature.
[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
[Age], [Pronouns], [Sexual Orientation], [Career], [Hobby]
It's heart-wrenching the Popeyes FNaF cupcake is the closest I'll ever get to having Toy Chica's cloaca in my mouth but I'm glad I at least got this far.
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's heart-wrenching the Popeyes FNaF cupcake is the closest I'll ever get to having Toy Chica's cloaca in my mouth but I'm glad I at least got this far.
Despite taking a fraction of the time to acquire, the effect of level 1 respiration is 50% stronger than the turtle shell by the way. Justice for the turtle shell, my beloved.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Despite taking a fraction of the time to acquire, the effect of level 1 respiration is 50% stronger than the turtle shell by the way. Justice for the turtle shell, my beloved.
The Six Elements:
. Water
. Air
. Rock
. Electricity
. Life
. China
. Water
. Air
. Rock
. Electricity
. Life
. China
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Six Elements:
. Water
. Air
. Rock
. Electricity
. Life
. China
. Water
. Air
. Rock
. Electricity
. Life
. China
Why has no one made an action movie about a Jewish Hydra that can produce flame from each of its 8 heads?
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why has no one made an action movie about a Jewish Hydra that can produce flame from each of its 8 heads?
"Honey, your short bus energy is showing..."
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Honey, your short bus energy is showing..."
People need to stop acting like there are more than two genders, we all know there're only two types of people: those with lead poisoning and those with mercury poisenin, 2 tihnk oether ise os just cp,plete malrkley adn thsind id hyust herfittig weird tnbe dsky id kjkreks nrk
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
People need to stop acting like there are more than two genders, we all know there're only two types of people: those with lead poisoning and those with mercury poisenin, 2 tihnk oether ise os just cp,plete malrkley adn thsind id hyust herfittig weird tnbe dsky id kjkreks nrk
"Are you Catholic, Jewish, or Agnostic?"
"I'm autistic, bitch."
"I'm autistic, bitch."
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"Are you Catholic, Jewish, or Agnostic?"
"I'm autistic, bitch."
"I'm autistic, bitch."
Working in a pharmacy be like:
check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Working in a pharmacy be like:
"6 7 is so unfunny."
- The generation that still quotes "25" from Spongebob
- The generation that still quotes "25" from Spongebob
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"6 7 is so unfunny."
- The generation that still quotes "25" from Spongebob
- The generation that still quotes "25" from Spongebob
Finally watched Inside Job, Netflix is dead to me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Finally watched Inside Job, Netflix is dead to me.
Mouthwashing is not a game, it's an interactive artwork.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mouthwashing is not a game, it's an interactive artwork.
> Be Behavior Interactive
> Make a consultant program that will allow your most loyal players to give good changes
> Don't listen to them, hurting player loyalty AND making bad changes
> Sell a half-naked cosmetic for the goth girl
> Profit
> Make a consultant program that will allow your most loyal players to give good changes
> Don't listen to them, hurting player loyalty AND making bad changes
> Sell a half-naked cosmetic for the goth girl
> Profit
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
> Be Behavior Interactive
> Make a consultant program that will allow your most loyal players to give good changes
> Don't listen to them, hurting player loyalty AND making bad changes
> Sell a half-naked cosmetic for the goth girl
> Profit
> Make a consultant program that will allow your most loyal players to give good changes
> Don't listen to them, hurting player loyalty AND making bad changes
> Sell a half-naked cosmetic for the goth girl
> Profit
Even if I had the power to reverse time, my adhd ass wouldn't use it. I'd rather face the consequences than relive an hour.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Even if I had the power to reverse time, my adhd ass wouldn't use it. I'd rather face the consequences than relive an hour.
Why does Larry the Cable Guy exist other than as a spite from a bored god.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why does Larry the Cable Guy exist other than as a spite from a bored god.
Why must nature's beauty be so full of distractions in a world so keen on eliminating inefficiency?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why must nature's beauty be so full of distractions in a world so keen on eliminating inefficiency?
A pitbull on narcotics would go so hard as a bioweapon. What're you gonna do, hit it? It can't feel shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A pitbull on narcotics would go so hard as a bioweapon. What're you gonna do, hit it? It can't feel shit.
I just got spoiled Macbeth fml.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I just got spoiled Macbeth fml.
LET IT BE KNOWN: Louisiana Rep Clay Higgins was the ONLY vote against releasing the Epstein files.
www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
www.congress.gov
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
LET IT BE KNOWN: Louisiana Rep Clay Higgins was the ONLY vote against releasing the Epstein files.
www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
Nothing will ever free me from the fact Asgore's fanon voice is literally just Funtime Freddy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Nothing will ever free me from the fact Asgore's fanon voice is literally just Funtime Freddy.
After a long day, a pack of pocky has me feeling like I just had a cigarette.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
After a long day, a pack of pocky has me feeling like I just had a cigarette.
Call it an undertail the way I want Toriel on top of me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Call it an undertail the way I want Toriel on top of me.
Blue cheese has to be one of the most underrated types, it's delicious.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Blue cheese has to be one of the most underrated types, it's delicious.
I've only known what a yeongno is for one minute but now it's my spirit animal.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've only known what a yeongno is for one minute but now it's my spirit animal.
My earliest morning alarm is set for 7:45, but because my first class of the day was cancelled, I turned it off so I could sleep in.
I woke up at 7:46.
I woke up at 7:46.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My earliest morning alarm is set for 7:45, but because my first class of the day was cancelled, I turned it off so I could sleep in.
I woke up at 7:46.
I woke up at 7:46.
I thought about being an escort at one point, but then I remembered I hate customer service.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I thought about being an escort at one point, but then I remembered I hate customer service.