Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
@trepverter.bsky.social
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
Pinned
maybe you just want to know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
I was watching a movie with someone last night & a preview for a Sydney Sweeney project came on & he asked, "what is she famous for" & I blurted out "her tits" & then "oh, EUPHORIA on HBO"
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was watching a movie with someone last night & a preview for a Sydney Sweeney project came on & he asked, "what is she famous for" & I blurted out "her tits" & then "oh, EUPHORIA on HBO"
never forget the time my friends & I wrote an electroclash song about my mortal enemy at the time & the lyrics were basically just her name & me rolling around on the floor muttering about how much I loathed her into an Apple branded microphone
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
never forget the time my friends & I wrote an electroclash song about my mortal enemy at the time & the lyrics were basically just her name & me rolling around on the floor muttering about how much I loathed her into an Apple branded microphone
in 2026 I swear to god I'm not fucking any guy who plays golf
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
in 2026 I swear to god I'm not fucking any guy who plays golf
a dear old friend told me that when he hit his milestone birthday he made a list of things he wanted to accomplish so he sent it to me; I was very touched to be trusted with his life goals & I told him he could be #5 on my list after he joked I was his #4.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
a dear old friend told me that when he hit his milestone birthday he made a list of things he wanted to accomplish so he sent it to me; I was very touched to be trusted with his life goals & I told him he could be #5 on my list after he joked I was his #4.
Oh god I forgot it was comedy night at the local & yeah that was me heckling during the host's opening monologue so I escorted myself out with no fanfare.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh god I forgot it was comedy night at the local & yeah that was me heckling during the host's opening monologue so I escorted myself out with no fanfare.
I went out with a nice man last night, we laughed a lot, he agreed that I am much smarter than him so I let him double fish hook my mouth when we made out later because that kind of honesty deserves a reward
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I went out with a nice man last night, we laughed a lot, he agreed that I am much smarter than him so I let him double fish hook my mouth when we made out later because that kind of honesty deserves a reward
oh god, a handsome-adjacent guy from one of the apps I considered swiping right on is friends with four people in NYC I already fucked according to social media so I guess that's not gonna happen unless we want to have a group situation & one of them is a lesbian so probably not
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
oh god, a handsome-adjacent guy from one of the apps I considered swiping right on is friends with four people in NYC I already fucked according to social media so I guess that's not gonna happen unless we want to have a group situation & one of them is a lesbian so probably not
never forget that time I texted some dipshit that the song "you shook me all night long" by AC/DC was about me & he called me immediately, with the song playing loudly in the background, to list the lyrics & confirm the accuracy. yes I thought it was charming but I love absurdity.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
never forget that time I texted some dipshit that the song "you shook me all night long" by AC/DC was about me & he called me immediately, with the song playing loudly in the background, to list the lyrics & confirm the accuracy. yes I thought it was charming but I love absurdity.
I'm super excited this morning because I have a grocery delivery slated & this day's plans include making a sausage minestrone with kale AND meeting up with a handsome, crinkly blue eyed man for a non-drink at the local later this evening.
Bring that ferocious energy. Be a tiger. Eat everyone.
Bring that ferocious energy. Be a tiger. Eat everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm super excited this morning because I have a grocery delivery slated & this day's plans include making a sausage minestrone with kale AND meeting up with a handsome, crinkly blue eyed man for a non-drink at the local later this evening.
Bring that ferocious energy. Be a tiger. Eat everyone.
Bring that ferocious energy. Be a tiger. Eat everyone.
It's a perfect morning for riders on the storm
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's a perfect morning for riders on the storm
My friend called me *ferocious" & I burst into tears to be so seen. It was immensely flattering.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My friend called me *ferocious" & I burst into tears to be so seen. It was immensely flattering.
The Fates decided my night. The cord was cut, the log was burned & no one rushed to save it from the flames. I am not Meleager.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Fates decided my night. The cord was cut, the log was burned & no one rushed to save it from the flames. I am not Meleager.
at my big age, I just realized that I do not often allow myself the luxury of wanting what I want.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
at my big age, I just realized that I do not often allow myself the luxury of wanting what I want.
Leaning on friends for mirth is OK, dummy
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Leaning on friends for mirth is OK, dummy
Firmly in my cougar era and I'm kind of annoyed because only the ugly ones like me
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Firmly in my cougar era and I'm kind of annoyed because only the ugly ones like me
I have a first date with a 35 year old Italian model/tech guy who lives four blocks from me; we're getting tea to establish "vibes" & then going to get quick turn STI/HIV tested so we can fuck. he said he'll speak only Italian to me while inside of me.
I could not be more excited.
I could not be more excited.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have a first date with a 35 year old Italian model/tech guy who lives four blocks from me; we're getting tea to establish "vibes" & then going to get quick turn STI/HIV tested so we can fuck. he said he'll speak only Italian to me while inside of me.
I could not be more excited.
I could not be more excited.
Oh my god am I going to turn into one of those people who make their own seitan?
I'm OK with this. I made chickpea tofu just for the hell of it.
I'm OK with this. I made chickpea tofu just for the hell of it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Oh my god am I going to turn into one of those people who make their own seitan?
I'm OK with this. I made chickpea tofu just for the hell of it.
I'm OK with this. I made chickpea tofu just for the hell of it.
the gratitude I have RN for having this loaf of bread I baked & a tonnato salad from scratch - I am fucking glowing, man.
I am also stoned as fuck, but dude, this is the best feeling. Gratitude. It's so nice. Where has it been all my life?
I am also stoned as fuck, but dude, this is the best feeling. Gratitude. It's so nice. Where has it been all my life?
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the gratitude I have RN for having this loaf of bread I baked & a tonnato salad from scratch - I am fucking glowing, man.
I am also stoned as fuck, but dude, this is the best feeling. Gratitude. It's so nice. Where has it been all my life?
I am also stoned as fuck, but dude, this is the best feeling. Gratitude. It's so nice. Where has it been all my life?
I don't know what small granule of soul (or sole) it hits but whenever I see a pair of fire engine red ballet flats, my entire being longs, nay, yearns for such style but then I remember I dress like a tomboy now.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don't know what small granule of soul (or sole) it hits but whenever I see a pair of fire engine red ballet flats, my entire being longs, nay, yearns for such style but then I remember I dress like a tomboy now.
if you've ever wondered what kind of asshole I am, in college I told people "I have an overdeveloped Thanatos" to explain why I did dangerous & thrilling things like sex at construction sites & abandoned steel mills, sex in my elementary schoolyard & getting into cars with obscene phone callers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if you've ever wondered what kind of asshole I am, in college I told people "I have an overdeveloped Thanatos" to explain why I did dangerous & thrilling things like sex at construction sites & abandoned steel mills, sex in my elementary schoolyard & getting into cars with obscene phone callers.
goal 1: after the holidays I'm going to sign back up for volunteering at the food coalition.
goal 2: get through this book/workshop someone suggested to me last week
goal 3: start fucking writing real content, not the tiny scraps of ideas you scribble out here
goal 4: pet more animals
goal 2: get through this book/workshop someone suggested to me last week
goal 3: start fucking writing real content, not the tiny scraps of ideas you scribble out here
goal 4: pet more animals
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
goal 1: after the holidays I'm going to sign back up for volunteering at the food coalition.
goal 2: get through this book/workshop someone suggested to me last week
goal 3: start fucking writing real content, not the tiny scraps of ideas you scribble out here
goal 4: pet more animals
goal 2: get through this book/workshop someone suggested to me last week
goal 3: start fucking writing real content, not the tiny scraps of ideas you scribble out here
goal 4: pet more animals
circe was always one of my favorite mythological characters; she was a beautiful enchantress who turned men into swine before eating them.
girl, same
girl, same
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
circe was always one of my favorite mythological characters; she was a beautiful enchantress who turned men into swine before eating them.
girl, same
girl, same
tomorrow's culinary adventure will involve tofu schnitzel (but using east asian flavors & furikake in the breading) & then some kind of spaetzle (maybe mushroom & cheese) and a steamed green, probably broccoli.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
tomorrow's culinary adventure will involve tofu schnitzel (but using east asian flavors & furikake in the breading) & then some kind of spaetzle (maybe mushroom & cheese) and a steamed green, probably broccoli.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
building within myself the home I never had is the greatest gift I could ever give me, and I bought myself an Hermes watch for my 35th birthday
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
building within myself the home I never had is the greatest gift I could ever give me, and I bought myself an Hermes watch for my 35th birthday
no knead bread dough is proofing: round 2
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
no knead bread dough is proofing: round 2
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)