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@toxicjuicebox.com

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stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · Nov 7

I regret to inform you I will NOT be re-introducing myself!

I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 4h

I have got to stop saying “bet”… I am not Gen Z… no sir ee

I will start saying “nice!” instead of

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Martin L. @weekendwarrior.bsky.social · 15h

Princess Aurora after pricking her finger on the spindle:

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 15h

Girl I slept so good

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 15h

10 minutes left in my sleep debt after last night’s sleep 🙂‍↕️

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 15h

Girl I slept so good

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

“what are you gonna be for halloween” disappointed

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

I am god’s sleepiest soldier today… I think this may be bc I was double vaxxed yesterday… but also, I slept like shit… Gbless Celsius for everything

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

Would 🙂‍↕️

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

Wait… how??? I can’t hear it in me head…

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

Maybe I’ll moonlight as a hacker while I’m in SF

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

That’s still a hope and dream my dear dly🫶

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Ryan, Carb Enjoyer @ryrapture.bsky.social · 2d

Not until you pull up your 7in inseams

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

I’m TRYING BOOston Gay BOO

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BOOston gay boy™️ @bostongayboy.bsky.social · 2d

some of yall need to pull yourself up by your jockstraps

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 1d

That one song by that one gal who plays that one witch in that one movie… I think…:

Yesse @messyyess.bsky.social · 1d

Ok and?

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Oh I forgot about her!! Love her!

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Yes!

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🦇planets @radplanets.bsky.social · 2d

bsky stories when

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Like a whatever-the-hell-this-thing-is

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Do you ever feel

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Okay okay. I will try and go to different neighborhoods of SF to see if there is a place for me here… otherwise… this is not the place for me it seems…

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

I surprise myself every day it seems

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

Are people okay?? I more and more think the answer is a resounding “no”

stoned at the pokemon center @toxicjuicebox.com · 2d

God I miss my cat :(

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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 2d

Date idea:

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Fit gAHHHymer @gaymer.fit · 2d

ursula after ariel signed the contract:

Fwayloth🌈 @creamysaucy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going to MUTE YOU