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An account where we love David Lynch and we hate Nazis
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https://boxd.it/5SuZ
All that swimming in piss and shit and that’s all it gets you
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All that swimming in piss and shit and that’s all it gets you
More like Lame Booty Stench
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
More like Lame Booty Stench
They cannot wrangle enough emus
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They cannot wrangle enough emus
Wow FIFA must be embarrassed about this
Congo President Tshisekedi accuses Rwanda of violating peace deal reut.rs/3MqxkB8
Congo President Tshisekedi accuses Rwanda of violating peace deal
Over the weekend, Rwanda-backed M23 rebels advanced in an area close to the border with Burundi.
reut.rs
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wow FIFA must be embarrassed about this
Habba has put her ambitions in park
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Habba has put her ambitions in park
This is a big opportunity for some potential candidate who also loves the spotlight to promise to convert these into the Gavin Newsom Centers for Reproductive Care and Gender Confirmation
Trump-branded industrial parks...
Built on federal lands...
And owned by the federal government?
Yikes. www.wsj.com/tech/trump-s...
Built on federal lands...
And owned by the federal government?
Yikes. www.wsj.com/tech/trump-s...
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a big opportunity for some potential candidate who also loves the spotlight to promise to convert these into the Gavin Newsom Centers for Reproductive Care and Gender Confirmation
I generally like this publication a lot so I’m not clapping at them but Biden was comparatively pretty great on trans rights, way better than the candidate who replaced him, didn’t waver or get wishywashy. Sucked when talking about abortion but stood firm on LGBT issues.
6 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Biden, generally a lukewarm backer of trans rights as President, uses Intl International LGBTQ+ Leaders Conference speech to slam Reps/Trump for turning trans rights into "political football...into something scary, something sinister."
Joe Biden slams Republicans for turning transgender rights into ‘political football’
The former president gave a speech expressing support for LGBTQ+ rights at an LGBTQ+ leaders conference on Friday
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I generally like this publication a lot so I’m not clapping at them but Biden was comparatively pretty great on trans rights, way better than the candidate who replaced him, didn’t waver or get wishywashy. Sucked when talking about abortion but stood firm on LGBT issues.
The stupidest administration
The Trump admin just changed which days Americans can visit national parks for free next year — removing Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth and adding Trump's birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The stupidest administration
This is some Trump ass culture
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is some Trump ass culture
If the goal was to get me to watch it then congrats Bobby I, you succeeded bigly
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If the goal was to get me to watch it then congrats Bobby I, you succeeded bigly
Well sir you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize but here is a statue that looks like a bunch of hands tickling a testicle
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Well sir you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize but here is a statue that looks like a bunch of hands tickling a testicle
The DC pipe bomber will claim to have been included in Trump's blanket Jan. 6th pardon and because the admin has shit lawyers who write like 3rd graders he probably has a case
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The DC pipe bomber will claim to have been included in Trump's blanket Jan. 6th pardon and because the admin has shit lawyers who write like 3rd graders he probably has a case
I'm starting to think he didn't have such a crucial role in ending this conflict
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm starting to think he didn't have such a crucial role in ending this conflict
What’s the life expectancy of someone getting IV fluids this regularly
Trump worked hard to conceal the back of his right hand today but Chip Somodevilla of Getty got a shot of it
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What’s the life expectancy of someone getting IV fluids this regularly
Reposted by Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami
again @gelliottmorris.com says behn still has a chance but damn 3 points in this district is 🦇💩
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami
Mr. President, a second governor who resigned amid sexual harassment allegations tried to make a comeback in a mayoral race and got his ass handed to him
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mr. President, a second governor who resigned amid sexual harassment allegations tried to make a comeback in a mayoral race and got his ass handed to him
I’m partial to Silent Night as a religious one. For a secular tune, I really like this one and I’d submit it to replace the dated “Baby It’s Cold Outside” as the definitive holiday song about doin’ it
youtu.be/j1L6h1qeB_s?...
youtu.be/j1L6h1qeB_s?...
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m partial to Silent Night as a religious one. For a secular tune, I really like this one and I’d submit it to replace the dated “Baby It’s Cold Outside” as the definitive holiday song about doin’ it
youtu.be/j1L6h1qeB_s?...
youtu.be/j1L6h1qeB_s?...
I named my fists Menken and Ashman cuz you’re about to suddenly see more blood
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I named my fists Menken and Ashman cuz you’re about to suddenly see more blood
🎵 When I get a strong floor and no ceiling,
I need sexual healing
I need sexual healing
Strong Floor. No Ceiling. 1 Bedroom. 1/2 Bathroom. Toilet Next To Stove. You Can’t Afford It.
Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Can Lose
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🎵 When I get a strong floor and no ceiling,
I need sexual healing
I need sexual healing
Always a good idea to bring up another shitty thing you did that people might have otherwise forgotten
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Always a good idea to bring up another shitty thing you did that people might have otherwise forgotten
His name is Nell Troys
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
His name is Nell Troys
Jamie Dimon is basically Capitalism distilled into a person so if he’s predicting repercussions they’re probably gonna happen
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jamie Dimon is basically Capitalism distilled into a person so if he’s predicting repercussions they’re probably gonna happen
Who here is unwilling to assist in the event of an emergency
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Who here is unwilling to assist in the event of an emergency
The closing credits roll on RUSH HOUR 4. The sole viewer, President Donald Trump, sets down his Diet Coke. He speaks three words: “It is perfect.” Then his head drops. His hair drops to his lap and he is gone.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The closing credits roll on RUSH HOUR 4. The sole viewer, President Donald Trump, sets down his Diet Coke. He speaks three words: “It is perfect.” Then his head drops. His hair drops to his lap and he is gone.
The 2018 animated Grinch movie, with Benedict Cumberbatch, is directed by the guy on the left
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The 2018 animated Grinch movie, with Benedict Cumberbatch, is directed by the guy on the left