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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。

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左手拈著花 (Belphegor) | The Deadly Sin of Sloth

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · Jan 12

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERES 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULDNT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL.

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 2h

Looks up from below and slowly gives it a bite.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 2h

“It’s too early to know if you’re pregnant” he mumbles as he feels around but doesn’t notice anything.

“For now I’ll take care of you, hm? What’re you craving right now? Let’s go eat that”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 2h

Licks your stomach.

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 14h

The sandwich is really tasty.

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13h

There’s something else that looks tastier.

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 13h

“But Zhangfu! Extracting the parts I need is really hard! The slightest scratch will make the aid defected! Tell you what~ how about you come with me and protect me while I harvest my ingredients, hm?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 14h

He smiles happily as he turns his face towards his husband, tip toeing to kiss his lips.

“Ah! Zhangfu. Do you know where an angel war is happening right now? I must go there for parts for my hearing aid~”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 15h

the difference!” He shouts and slaps the desk again.

“You have ten minutes! If you’re late even a single minute, we’re starting the next book and you get two peanuts instead of five!”

[end flashback]

He bounces a bit.

“Let’s get boba gege! To celebrate!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 15h

Sloth stretches his arms over his head and just like that, his insane, horrific teacher persona melted away and he hugs his brother’s arm.

“Yay~ gege you know braille now! I’m so so so proud of you!”

[flashback]

“It’s moon! Not mound! A hundred times both of them until you know—

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 15h

He hovers over the shoulder of his gege with a nod but then his eyes dilate slapping the desk with the ruler.

“You wrote ten in a row with missing dots! Do it again!”

And just like that— instead of a week and a half. His brother learned braille in 6 days.

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 15h

“Cane! Not crane!” He slaps the board.

“Ten more minutes with no food! Write cane and crane fifty times each so you can memorize the difference!”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

After two hours he grabs a foot long ruler, slides it under the textbook and slams it shut with a smile.

After that he walks towards the white board, draws dots and points at it.

“First word?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

the didi special rather than his professor one.

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

textbook a day! And if you don’t memorize ten pages of braille vocabulary in the next two hours, you’re not allowed to eat!” He says a little too cheerfully before handing his brother a can of Red Bull.

“Mortals love this for studying. Try it.”

Teacher sloth is scary. Maybe he should have picked-

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

“Mhm, of course~” he stands up from his office desk for his gege to sit instead before going to his bookshelf, picking out…. 10 volumes of braille textbooks and then slamming them one by one on the desk.

“Whew~ okay. We’re gonna memorize every single word in these textbooks and finish one—

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

“Oh yes! If that’s the method you want, with your smarts, I can get you fluent in braille in a week and a half. That’s okay, gege?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 16h

“…. Do you want the gentle didi way or the drill Sargent professor of Yale University way?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“Okay first let’s go meet those dweebs at the hospital next week together and if you want answers we might discover some with them.”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

// I listen to all sorts of music so it’s hard to say exactly what I like 🫩

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“Well he’s also your family. I don’t think there’s any deep profound reason”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

to maintain the balance with his counterpart.

“Okay great! Your turn now. Do you have any ideas to present? I think the mortals caught on and sloth has been rising a bit too much. We need to catch up diligence. More scholarship programs for college?”

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

At first sloth thought that as long as there’s more sloth than diligence, things are how they should be… he learned really quickly that /balance/ is what matters.

Things went upside down very quickly so he forced himself to slow down—

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

// it makes him more powerful. He’s so just in it for the love of the game

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

// he’s the reason why the modern world is technologically advanced and life is easier 😋 that’s belphegor to you

(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 1d

whisper the idea into the ears of the billion dollar company mongols if you think it’s a good idea”

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