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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 9h

Sucks in a sharp breath.

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 9h

Thirst traps? What’s that?

𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 9h

Me.

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 20h

“Angel war?” he repeats. “You really do have a talent for finding trouble, don’t you, baobei?” Lightly pinches his wife’s cheeks. “Tell me what parts you need, and I’ll get them. You’re not setting foot anywhere near a battlefield.”

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 21h

He chuckles softly, brushing his thumb over the other’s cheek. “Alright, carry your horn, but try not to stab me with it.”

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 21h

The sandwich is really tasty.

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 3d

His eyelids crinkle in amusement.

“Are you going to carry that around everywhere?”

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t tell me my wife’s actually going to walk around with that huge thing!”

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(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。 @torpidchaos.bsky.social · 3d

My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable.

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九天玄女 @jiutianxuannu.bsky.social · 5d

The weather’s really nice today.

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𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔶𝔲 @heishe.bsky.social · 5d

Apparently, I ‘look like a goddess’. That’s what someone told me before asking for a photoshoot — and honestly? The pictures turned out so ethereal, I almost couldn’t believe they were me.

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 6d

Chuckles, amused by his wife’s dramatic pout.

“Baobei, you’re going to leave your husband standing alone?”

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 6d

Yanluo’s about to start the concert.

𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 6d

You want to make more babies?

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𝐀́𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐮̀𝐧 (玄武) @heilong.bsky.social · 6d

I’m not overdressed, am I?

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 8d

Book of Belphegor
By Taohua

Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade!

He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults.

Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.

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⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 8d

My daughter wrote her sacred text! I will be personally distributing these to all temples of Belphegor.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 8d

Book of Belphegor
By Taohua

Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade!

He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults.

Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.