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I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!
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One for any #SWFC fans out there, now it looks like Mike Ashley will get his hands on your club.
He's pragmatic & employs people he trusts over people who want to win.
You'll be financially stable, but won't 'have a go', it's soul-destroying TBH. Hopefully, he's reflected on his time at #NUFC
He's pragmatic & employs people he trusts over people who want to win.
You'll be financially stable, but won't 'have a go', it's soul-destroying TBH. Hopefully, he's reflected on his time at #NUFC
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Think we can forget the idea that James Bunce has had a huge impact on preventing / reducing / managing injuries.
I said our better record last season was purely down to fewer games and players not being run into the ground, and that's now being proven this season.
Injuries piling up again. #nufc
I said our better record last season was purely down to fewer games and players not being run into the ground, and that's now being proven this season.
Injuries piling up again. #nufc
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Think we can forget the idea that James Bunce has had a huge impact on preventing / reducing / managing injuries.
I said our better record last season was purely down to fewer games and players not being run into the ground, and that's now being proven this season.
Injuries piling up again. #nufc
I said our better record last season was purely down to fewer games and players not being run into the ground, and that's now being proven this season.
Injuries piling up again. #nufc
I don't believe bringing back Targett from his loan is the correct choice. We are still two full backs short. While we have the cash, we should be looking to buy the replacements. This situation won't change long term.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I don't believe bringing back Targett from his loan is the correct choice. We are still two full backs short. While we have the cash, we should be looking to buy the replacements. This situation won't change long term.
A lot has been said about big game tonight and Saturday. I'll be honest, I expect a decent win tonight, probably a match more like City on Saturday. What I think is a big game is the next away match against average opposition. That'll show whether anything has actually changed or not. #nufc
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A lot has been said about big game tonight and Saturday. I'll be honest, I expect a decent win tonight, probably a match more like City on Saturday. What I think is a big game is the next away match against average opposition. That'll show whether anything has actually changed or not. #nufc
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These two things can be true: there's valid questions of Howe at #nufc and where things are going (recruitment, system, transitioning to a team that controls games) but arguing for him to be replaced is massively knee jerk and would be ruinous.
Feels like a big night tonight to start a big week...
Feels like a big night tonight to start a big week...
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
These two things can be true: there's valid questions of Howe at #nufc and where things are going (recruitment, system, transitioning to a team that controls games) but arguing for him to be replaced is massively knee jerk and would be ruinous.
Feels like a big night tonight to start a big week...
Feels like a big night tonight to start a big week...
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Further to our ongoing push for transparency on all things ticketing - the club are now publishing CL away ticket allocations as promised.
Credit to David Hopkinson for listening and taking action.
Transparency matters - this is a positive step forward for supporters 🖤🤍 #NUFC
Credit to David Hopkinson for listening and taking action.
Transparency matters - this is a positive step forward for supporters 🖤🤍 #NUFC
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Further to our ongoing push for transparency on all things ticketing - the club are now publishing CL away ticket allocations as promised.
Credit to David Hopkinson for listening and taking action.
Transparency matters - this is a positive step forward for supporters 🖤🤍 #NUFC
Credit to David Hopkinson for listening and taking action.
Transparency matters - this is a positive step forward for supporters 🖤🤍 #NUFC
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It’s 2025 and there are Northumbria Police Officers are still behaving like bullying oafs #NUFC
tf1892.substack.com/p/officer-74...
tf1892.substack.com/p/officer-74...
Officer 7495 - “Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.”
Old habits die hard. As Sam discovered on Sunday, football policing is trapped in the Dark Ages
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December 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s 2025 and there are Northumbria Police Officers are still behaving like bullying oafs #NUFC
tf1892.substack.com/p/officer-74...
tf1892.substack.com/p/officer-74...
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December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'll be honest, I didn't get the Willock sub. I'd have been very tempted to have took Tonali off still if need be and left Nick on to play the little and large act with Wissa.
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'll be honest, I didn't get the Willock sub. I'd have been very tempted to have took Tonali off still if need be and left Nick on to play the little and large act with Wissa.
Lewis Hall one of very few players to come out of this game with much credit. He's constantly running and telling players where they should be.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lewis Hall one of very few players to come out of this game with much credit. He's constantly running and telling players where they should be.
Why are we not going full pressure. Still giving them time on the ball is ridiculous.
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Why are we not going full pressure. Still giving them time on the ball is ridiculous.
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Well we can’t sit back and try not to lose now.
Fucking get into these they’re shit
Fucking get into these they’re shit
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Well we can’t sit back and try not to lose now.
Fucking get into these they’re shit
Fucking get into these they’re shit
That was fucking awful
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That was fucking awful
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This is the mackems at full stretch, playing their best, applying as much pressure as they're capable of. They just cant match our ability #NUFC Our lads need to wake up here, stop the sloppy passes and take the points.
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is the mackems at full stretch, playing their best, applying as much pressure as they're capable of. They just cant match our ability #NUFC Our lads need to wake up here, stop the sloppy passes and take the points.
Elanga off at half time please unless he sorts himself out in the next 15mins
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elanga off at half time please unless he sorts himself out in the next 15mins
Tino, Elanga, Tonali and big Nick need to sort it out so far. Poor performances. I've never seen Tino out of position so many times.
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Tino, Elanga, Tonali and big Nick need to sort it out so far. Poor performances. I've never seen Tino out of position so many times.
Crap from big Nick that
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Crap from big Nick that
Giving them far to much confidence playing like this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Giving them far to much confidence playing like this.
Looks like we've decided to play on the break. Makes it a very tense game.
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Looks like we've decided to play on the break. Makes it a very tense game.
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And we thought the French police were the bad ones…
Just asked politely to join the away escort outside SoL as I was in the wrong place. Officer 7495’s response:
“Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.”
Here to protect etc. #nufc
Just asked politely to join the away escort outside SoL as I was in the wrong place. Officer 7495’s response:
“Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.”
Here to protect etc. #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
And we thought the French police were the bad ones…
Just asked politely to join the away escort outside SoL as I was in the wrong place. Officer 7495’s response:
“Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.”
Here to protect etc. #nufc
Just asked politely to join the away escort outside SoL as I was in the wrong place. Officer 7495’s response:
“Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.”
Here to protect etc. #nufc
So the derby match is on Sky Sports Main Event yet they've talked about everyone but our game for the last 30mins. Howay many Sky. You've got 4 channels for football on today. Can't you focus on the match solely on that channel?!
December 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So the derby match is on Sky Sports Main Event yet they've talked about everyone but our game for the last 30mins. Howay many Sky. You've got 4 channels for football on today. Can't you focus on the match solely on that channel?!