Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
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Lodi, Italy was the first Italian town with piped, domestic gas supplies.
It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro.
It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal. #nufc
It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro.
It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal. #nufc
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It’s the anniversary of Alan Shearer hitting the ball with great vengeance and furious anger at Ewood in 1994.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It’s the anniversary of Alan Shearer hitting the ball with great vengeance and furious anger at Ewood in 1994.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
Having endured non-EU customs (again) I’d like to invite anyone who voted Brexit to fuck right fucking off, preferably near a cliff. Cunts.
Great chat.
Great chat.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Having endured non-EU customs (again) I’d like to invite anyone who voted Brexit to fuck right fucking off, preferably near a cliff. Cunts.
Great chat.
Great chat.
Canny weekend in France. Managed to watch the match and saw some interesting ‘art’.
Catching it out the corner of my eye, I genuinely jumped a little in shock…
Catching it out the corner of my eye, I genuinely jumped a little in shock…
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Canny weekend in France. Managed to watch the match and saw some interesting ‘art’.
Catching it out the corner of my eye, I genuinely jumped a little in shock…
Catching it out the corner of my eye, I genuinely jumped a little in shock…
Reet lads and lasses, I’m staying in Compiègne, north of Paris and need a decent bar playing the match tomorrow. I realise this is a long shot…
#nufc
#nufc
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reet lads and lasses, I’m staying in Compiègne, north of Paris and need a decent bar playing the match tomorrow. I realise this is a long shot…
#nufc
#nufc
I would take a photo of my airport pint but am still reeling from it costing £8+. It doesn’t deserve a fucking photo.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would take a photo of my airport pint but am still reeling from it costing £8+. It doesn’t deserve a fucking photo.
Off to the airport for some winter sun, in Paris, which is currently colder than Newcastle.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Off to the airport for some winter sun, in Paris, which is currently colder than Newcastle.
I’m always right. Usually.
Need Stokes on asa(f)p. #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’m always right. Usually.
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18 years ago at Wembley:
Sol Campbell. Croatia. And the longest slide tackle since records began…
Sol Campbell. Croatia. And the longest slide tackle since records began…
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
18 years ago at Wembley:
Sol Campbell. Croatia. And the longest slide tackle since records began…
Sol Campbell. Croatia. And the longest slide tackle since records began…
Watching Steve Smith get hurt will never get old. #ashes
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November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Watching Steve Smith get hurt will never get old. #ashes
They could have an inquiry into gravity. It would yield results as clearly fucking obvious as the covid inquiry.
If, as a society, it’s possible for idiots to gain power spouting 3 word slogans about divisive issues as opposed to demonstrating actual competence…
Then guess what happens…
If, as a society, it’s possible for idiots to gain power spouting 3 word slogans about divisive issues as opposed to demonstrating actual competence…
Then guess what happens…
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November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They could have an inquiry into gravity. It would yield results as clearly fucking obvious as the covid inquiry.
If, as a society, it’s possible for idiots to gain power spouting 3 word slogans about divisive issues as opposed to demonstrating actual competence…
Then guess what happens…
If, as a society, it’s possible for idiots to gain power spouting 3 word slogans about divisive issues as opposed to demonstrating actual competence…
Then guess what happens…
It’s snowy as fuck in Shields like. Working from home is the best invention in the history of the human race. Closely followed by Greggs™️.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
It’s snowy as fuck in Shields like. Working from home is the best invention in the history of the human race. Closely followed by Greggs™️.
I’ve chosen a weekend to visit Paris when it’s actually forecast to be colder than the Toon. I wasn’t expecting tropical weather but fuck me.
Luckily I’ll be 3 sheets to the wind and inhaling cheese.
Luckily I’ll be 3 sheets to the wind and inhaling cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’ve chosen a weekend to visit Paris when it’s actually forecast to be colder than the Toon. I wasn’t expecting tropical weather but fuck me.
Luckily I’ll be 3 sheets to the wind and inhaling cheese.
Luckily I’ll be 3 sheets to the wind and inhaling cheese.
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Whats got 3 thumbs and should really be checking their prison food for faeces on a daily basis ?
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Whats got 3 thumbs and should really be checking their prison food for faeces on a daily basis ?
Shinned that. Jammy bastard.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Shinned that. Jammy bastard.
I’m nursing a semi over the Darts™️ final. Impossible to pick a winner.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m nursing a semi over the Darts™️ final. Impossible to pick a winner.
I’ve done all my boring adulting for the day. Now for the important stuff…
Food prep
Darts
England match
More darts
Bed
Happy Sundays.
Food prep
Darts
England match
More darts
Bed
Happy Sundays.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’ve done all my boring adulting for the day. Now for the important stuff…
Food prep
Darts
England match
More darts
Bed
Happy Sundays.
Food prep
Darts
England match
More darts
Bed
Happy Sundays.
I’m the proud owner of a small headache.
I think I have a leather allergy. This happens whenever I wake up with my shoes on…
I think I have a leather allergy. This happens whenever I wake up with my shoes on…
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’m the proud owner of a small headache.
I think I have a leather allergy. This happens whenever I wake up with my shoes on…
I think I have a leather allergy. This happens whenever I wake up with my shoes on…