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Tony Solo
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World premiere of Alum-inated at the 2025 Atlanta Fringe Festival. Tickets on sale now https://atlantafringe.org/events/alum-inated/ I know this sounds impossible RN, but we will make it. Y'all means All.
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Who wants to MAX LEVEL their autism with me!
Ain't that America, when you hear rumors about ICE roadblocks near my Hispanic wife's work, and drive to scope out the area before she goes to work.

And then it's confirmed they're in town, and my wife has to deescalate a near panic attack.

You and me, boy!
Hotter than the plates at a Mexican restaurant
You're not even supposed to drive a car or operate heavy machinery on that shit
Use a password manager, they said

Sooo much easier
I'm performing at the Atlanta Fringe Festival!!

This has been my dream since I uploaded my first Fringe Audio piece ( and had a panic attack and feared shame and ridicule).

My show, Alum-inated!, will illuminate the stage at Metropolitan Studios. Dates forthcoming.

More news to follow.
Goog chance the next pope will be younger and an ultra conservative
The hole in this man's head he can't comprehend the beef he's spawned.

Imagine a million autistic galaxy brains networked to plan his demise.

Hell is a tea party compared to that fury.
Have you spewed in the nasty WC yet?
The good news is my retirement savings are back to pre-tarrifuckery levels.

However, the stress deducted 5 years off my lifespan, so there's that.
Not

One

Fucking

Tear

For MAGATs and anyone who didn't vote because "both parties are the same."

Your bed awaits. There's a 50% tarrif on turndown service. Good night.
Is telling a MAGAT I consider them a threat to my personal safety and everything that implies going too far?

[Checks savings]

NO!
And my spam folder has exploded. I got the same phishing email at my personal and work inbox. I'm in an industry vulnerable to cyber attacks.
Used to be a $100 bill, but that's probably worth $79.31 now
To be a coke straw in a Wall Street bar restroom rn
To be a coke straw in a Wall Street bar restroom rn
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
The goal is not to make his cronies rich, but the rest of us poor
At least they can't domestically abuse them.
As a 5x "market rebalance" survivor, be like a Duggar and don't pull out. Inflation will screw us hard, though.
I'm already planning a life reboot in Mexico.
Layoff roulette has started at work.

It would be really cool if I got cancer or had a baby rn