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What if I stay on twitter posting hilariously and insightfully dropping jaws and changing minds cracking the chest of all culture wide open like a heart surgeon and here is where I post about my poops and pees.
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Democrats: We oppose Donald Trump's tax plan because it cuts taxes on the rich. The rich should pay more taxes.

Mamdani: I agree! Here's my tax plan to tax the rich. Let's go!

Democrats: ....No
June 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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They threw all of this at him--at all of us--for months now, it didn't work. They can keep going, they can spend the rest of their lives trapped in their hideous world of hatred and delusion, but the rest of us have long moved on because we know a better world is possible
June 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.

www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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no lies detected. #civilrights
March 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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i think about this photo a lot
April 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Ok what’s going on here?

Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.

Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.

Means the world may be abandoning America.

We are flirting with a true crisis.
10-year yield going vertical here. Something’s gonna break.
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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you don't need to be jacques lacan to see how desperately transmuting material loss into symbolic gain is really just slapping a fancy new signifier atop a yawning black hole but hey it doesn't hurt
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?

Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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sounds like Elon Musk and his brilliant DOGE team are having some trouble finding anything lol
February 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Some of us (drunks) are wondering if Paul Mescal’s name is real. *hic*
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I don't say this as a form of wishcasting or a weird Orientalist mindset but largely because these are the kinds of morons powering our own economy now
The plan is to crash the economy to suppress wages.
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
No one ever talks about your the nerd thief in Diehard is the biggest sociopath in the movie, then the FBI guys.
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Everyone in your neighborhood is talking about these walk in sandwich presses.
December 17, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I need corrective lenses for my colon.
December 16, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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It's almost as if having so much of the media in the hands of billionaires creates problems.

Bezos. Murdoch. Musk. Zuck. This guy at the LAT. The big cable companies. Sinclair. The vulture-capitalists sucking up local news. A long list.

The next reform era can't come soon enough.
December 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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“Like a miracle” my ass.
North Carolina’s Atrium Health says it will forgive the debts of 11,500 people — less than a week after NBC News reported that the company has aggressively pursued former patients’ medical debts, placing liens on their homes to collect on bills.
'Like a miracle': N.C. couple free of nearly $100,000 medical debt after 15 years
The lien on Donna and Gary Lindabury's home for a 2009 heart surgery debt was among 11,500 wiped away by Atrium Health after an NBC News report.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Turns out this fascinating undecided voters we never stopped featuring were decided all along…
December 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I don’t get it. Does Han Silo ever show up?
December 10, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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United healthcare initially denied coverage for my daughter’s birth because she wasn’t named on the policy at the time of services. This is not a joke, this really happened.
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM