i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day

how am i supposed to hold down a job with a chronic illness? I feel like everything including my own body is against me

having to do a “friendly reminder” message in the house group chat makes me feel like such a villain (WHY CANT ADULTS ACT LIKE ADULTS)

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

Amazing how much good going for a little walk in the park when you're dealing with difficult times can do for you.

I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...

never getting drunk on a work night out again im so embarrassed

i have so many things i want to buy and literally no money

just tried chicken tenders with hot honey for the first time and my life is so much better now

if hank green is here, im here