🍅 Tomato
@tomatojamsalad.bsky.social
A thread of the unravelling world
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
can't check my DMs because i'm not going to verify my age for the UK govt, sry
yeah so if anybody needs me i'll be leading them to paradise
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
yeah so if anybody needs me i'll be leading them to paradise
i love when guys on grindr say hunks to the front or doms to the front or whatever like how about YOU go to the front and drive the hated Hun out of Belgium you little shirker
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i love when guys on grindr say hunks to the front or doms to the front or whatever like how about YOU go to the front and drive the hated Hun out of Belgium you little shirker
this is a completely batshit take btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
this is a completely batshit take btw
this is because of the mass software developer layoffs in the last 2 years btw
Funko is $250 million in debt.
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this is because of the mass software developer layoffs in the last 2 years btw
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i keep having to spend my weekend doing stuff that isn’t fun :(
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i keep having to spend my weekend doing stuff that isn’t fun :(
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It's getting chillier so Ricky's started loafing on the grill at night
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's getting chillier so Ricky's started loafing on the grill at night
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
Jill's always so amused when he does this, I hope you enjoy it too 😹
Happy Caturday!
me @ myself in november
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
me @ myself in november
ask not for whom the labu bu's
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ask not for whom the labu bu's
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
my fav thing about these games by far is when something profoundly historical naturally happens and a player gets miffed over it
i like HoI4 obviously but among its players you really will find the dumbest fucks on the planet. you’d think a history game would attract more thunk
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i like HoI4 obviously but among its players you really will find the dumbest fucks on the planet. you’d think a history game would attract more thunk
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Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔
[during] SPLIT THE G. SPLIT THE G
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[during] SPLIT THE G. SPLIT THE G
because i have not. my shirt that i thought looked nice on me now makes me look fat as fuck, which i think may mean i am for some reason fat as fuck. i have a date on saturday with someone who i do not want to see me as fat as fuck
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
because i have not. my shirt that i thought looked nice on me now makes me look fat as fuck, which i think may mean i am for some reason fat as fuck. i have a date on saturday with someone who i do not want to see me as fat as fuck
has everyone been Believing that things will be alright, today?
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
has everyone been Believing that things will be alright, today?
if i had 4 cats i'd name them after the Jovian moons and u betcha the fat one would be ganymede
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if i had 4 cats i'd name them after the Jovian moons and u betcha the fat one would be ganymede
we shouldn't kill ourselves but there's certainly a debate to be had
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we shouldn't kill ourselves but there's certainly a debate to be had
extraordinarily funny to me that the Democrats reddit is just not talking about him at all like holy shit they hate him??
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
extraordinarily funny to me that the Democrats reddit is just not talking about him at all like holy shit they hate him??
i thought east Manhattan was a cool neighbourhood? (my reasoning for that is Del Water Gap sings about wandering around it, and east parts of lots of cities tend to be poorer because pollution) am i wrong?
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i thought east Manhattan was a cool neighbourhood? (my reasoning for that is Del Water Gap sings about wandering around it, and east parts of lots of cities tend to be poorer because pollution) am i wrong?
i like seeing the americans happy :)
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
i like seeing the americans happy :)
dink cheeky died on the launch day of Europa Universalis 5 oh what a delight
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
dink cheeky died on the launch day of Europa Universalis 5 oh what a delight
do u think mark fisher would have liked High School Musical the Musical
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
do u think mark fisher would have liked High School Musical the Musical
one thing abt me is that talking about it makes me feel worse
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
one thing abt me is that talking about it makes me feel worse