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Work is kinda killing me today ngl
December 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Disclaimer: somewhere around 90% through I misclicked and took Dear Reader out of first, it will always be #1

My top 25 and bottom 25….hit me
December 17, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Just fucking stop
December 16, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Sorry???
December 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I’ve been inspired, I’m going to do the ranking every Taylor song thing tonight and post my results lol
December 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
BREAKING: 23rd best album of the year is named statistical top album of the year
‘The Tortured Poets Department’ by Taylor Swift was named RIAA's Top Album of 2024, earning the highest-certification on their year-end list. (6x Platinum)
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
What is Taylor Swift’s best feature and why is it Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls
December 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
The Go Fight Win chant in MAATHBP doesn’t get the credit it deserves tbh
December 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
This is crazy lmao
Tayvoodoo mention.
December 16, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Please do this make me choose
pause and make me choose between two songs
December 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
When Rep TV comes out on New Years Day what then?
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
SORRY????? FLAV X1????? WHAT????
December 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM
As of today, Taylor Allison Swift is fully eligible to run for President of the United States of America.

Happy Birthday Taylor 😎
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
If that audio of Long Live/New Years Day/The Manuscript ever gets added to Spotify I will pass away
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 AM
The saddest part of Eras being over is that I genuinely tried to find my way to a show for a year and a half and never got to go
December 9, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Full body chills when she said this tbh
December 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Woke up to the most devastating possible final show mashup possible
December 9, 2024 at 12:37 PM
The first 100 has gone decently well lol
Archive September 27, 2021
Wordle 100 3/6

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December 6, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Bro that exe file is about to destroy you
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Call me crazy but I could look at peoples wrapped’s all day
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
If a live eras mashup album hits Spotify I will have 100,000 minutes of Taylor on my wrapped next year
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Keeping in mind that I don’t think wrapped counts local files
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Real talk why did we never get “Karma is a Super Bowl ring coming straight home to me”
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
You’re telling me I was 3000 minutes, a measly 50 hours of listening, away from 0.1%…oh next year I’m gonna be at the top baby
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
The way they paused before he said it tells me Jason gives him shit about it constantly 😂😂
What does Trav know about Tayvoodoo?! Help!! 😭😭😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM