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The Legendary Frank King
@tlfrankking.bsky.social
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · Jan 21
This is my good girl Luna. We adopted her from the city pound July 15, 2023. Yes, she is always happy to see each and every one of you. She is the exact opposite of me.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 2h
Nobody was shocked.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
😒
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
Ok.
Fair
I'll accept this demotion.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
I get no respect
No respect at all.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
Really? Really.
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
WTF man!?
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 16h
👆🏻👆🏻
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 18h
Shit. What did I ever do to all y'all.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 19h
I feel very attacked
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 22h
Today's a horrible day for me to go outside.

Like what the fuck did I ever do to y'all?
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
I started taking these this week. Just as a shot in the dark to deal with the dystopian hell. So far they have me singing along with the music all the time and I always wake up with a song in my head. Considering what that's replacing? I'll take the win.

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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
Great advice.

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throw it out the window (animated short) @SportegaVO
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
But seriously. I'm pulling for you. Meds are the only thing that stopped the cascade of tragedy in my head.

Writing the tragedy all down is just so I can finally bury it.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
I write them into a series I want to make. Once EVERYONE knows them the embarrassment reduces to statistically zero. It's the only true way to kill shame.
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
"But why won't people have babies!?!?"

"No no no. I meant WHITE babies."
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
Should be nice 3 months out of the year
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
Pimp Willy Wonka looking ass
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
That's the tamest outfit I've seen him in since he retired.

Looks like Pimp Willy Wonka
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
Inventing Facts is also known as lying. In case you didn't learn that in journalism school.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 1d
Well guess who fathered a couple of dumb ass nerdy kids!
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 2d
Tech grad here.
Can confirm
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 2d
I know a lot about bees.
Want to quiz me on some bee facts?
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 2d
Big Karen got the wrong order at Denny's energy every time he uses that sign off line.
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The Legendary Frank King @tlfrankking.bsky.social · 2d
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