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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · 7d

I’m asking these kids to pick 2 or 3 of their favorites out of the bucket and no one is taking the almond joys.

I bet not a single child selects an almond joy.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · 16d

AI is absolute trash

Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Oct 2

So the special task force made 93 arrests in 72 hours or about 31 per day.

MPD averaged 52 arrests per day in 2024.

So congratulations on doing less with more I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Sep 20

TiVo was the peak dvr user experience and no one has come close to it since then. I don’t know why we trust tech bros to do anything.

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · Aug 16

You want a tradwife, fine, build me a house. Fill it with solid wood furniture you made with your own two hands. Help the mare deliver her foal in the springtime. Catch tuberculosis and make me a widow at 32

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Benjamin Balthaser @blbalthaser.bsky.social · Aug 30

My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Jul 23

Heat domes shouldn’t cause sinus congestion. How are we supposed to live like this?

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Jul 21

Saw a Chevy trucks commercial with Copperhead Road as the background music. I guess they don’t care that “daddy ran whiskey in a big block Dodge.” Nothing means anything anymore. Eat Arby’s.

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · Jun 27

Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Jun 27

Kinda looks like a little coffin. It’s perfect.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Jun 27

I’ve done the research and I’m prepared to state definitively that the French dip is better than the Philly cheesesteak.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · Jun 18

31 years ago I watched the OJ chase start while in the Varsity in Atlanta. We left before it ended to get to a Braves game. Tonight I’m in Atlanta, at a Braves game.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · May 22

And Christian Rock is really just gay country music.

a man with blonde hair and a necklace looks at another man

ALT: a man with blonde hair and a necklace looks at another man

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · May 22

So i dined inside a Cookout and based on the setup that is something they frown upon. No access to ketchup. No access to napkins. No access to refills. Very few tables. Christian rock BLASTING.

They do not want you in there.

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Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · May 19

It’s put me to sleep every time I tried to watch it. Perfect for airplanes, late nights on tbs, or a rainy afternoon.

Justin @tjustint.bsky.social · May 13

Well at least the grizzlies got some playoff experience. That outweighs the #1 pick right?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · May 8

Walz: We don’t need to run government like a business, because we’re not in the profit-making business. We’re in the business of improving lives and looking toward the future.

And second, this guy has a proven track record of being an absolute failure.