Cryptoe39
@tiptoe39.bsky.social
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Cat mommy, copyeditor, Washington sports fan (Caps, Nats, Mystics), queer media/danmei/BL fan, old school anime fan, fic writer, Jewish & proud, liberal/Democrat, politics junkie, amateur singer/stage actress, 47, she/her. Very occasionally NSFW.
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Looks like it’s time to say this, so here we go: I do not want to hear about Israel. I do not want to hear about Gaza or Iran or antisemitism real or imagined. I have a ton of words muted, but if you put it on my TL repeatedly without any mutable words, I will mute you. NOT HERE. Not in my space.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Art and coloring experts say the sky is blue.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
“Law and ethics experts say” should be deleted from that hed. It violates the Hatch Act, period. You gonna have color experts saying the sky is blue next?
tiptoe39.bsky.social
I think it was something awful that in the 90s decided to put up my 90s era homepage to be made fun of

Half the posters started perving on the picture of 16 year old me that it was totally acceptable to put on your home page back then
eva.computer
welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
tiptoe39.bsky.social
I have the most annoying kind of hiccups -.-
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Ordered me a Protas jersey.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
I am so mad because my eyes are now in a state where I can’t play my favorite phone game. Thirty seconds in and the stinging starts. I LOVE that game. Booooo.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Also: have discovered reading fics on my phone does not hurt my eyes. At least not yet.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
How is there no Remnants of Filth fic with 500 or more kudos and most of the stuff has like 17?? I’m gonna tear through those fics ISTG
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Why do the eye drops have to sting like fuck for ten minutes before I get any relief
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Same shoes. Might be the socks. They’re kind of pathetic.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
I gave myself a blister from running! That has NEVER happened before! WTF?
tiptoe39.bsky.social
OH YEAH JUST SIGNED UP FOR YULETIDEEEEE IT'S BEEN A MILLION BILLION YEARS
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Moooooorninnnnnng nobody has more fun at a caps game than I do what a wild night I’m so happy
tiptoe39.bsky.social
I’m so glad you all have been doing the Lord’s work while I’ve been occupied screaming my fool head off
Four skeets in a row expressing incredulity that the Caps could actually score on the power play
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Nice work very lucky and frolicious
tiptoe39.bsky.social
GOOD GOD I LOVE A HOCKEY GAME
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Bonus hockey! We get a point!!!
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tomgulittinhl.bsky.social
Protas has 3 of the Capitals 7 goals this season.
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Again:
Apple is the shallow but flashy clitoral orgasm
PC is the subtler but deeper vaginal orgasm
mementomorty.bsky.social
I always assumed the ongoing debate over Mac vs PC is based off of which one fucks better
illumi.meme
inventing a computer you can stick your dick into
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baileyannej.bsky.social
Aliaksei Protas, my lord. He has a look of disbelief on his face as his teammates celebrate with him and tried to push Connor McMichael, who made the pass, to the front of the fly-by line. What a play, what a finish. 1-1
tiptoe39.bsky.social
Defense end has all the mojo tonight
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yossarianlives.bsky.social
Alright, Ray F gets a pass for the night. He said Pro is like an eclipse coming down the wing! 🤣 @tiptoe39.bsky.social 's boy is an eclipse!
tiptoe39.bsky.social
An eclipse? Hahaha! In so much as he’s so large he blocks out the sun 😂😂