Timmy Metzner
@timmymetzner.bsky.social
I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
when Hollander and Rozanov aren’t in ep 3
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when Hollander and Rozanov aren’t in ep 3
we didn’t even queen out
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
we didn’t even queen out
giving tuesday but it’s earnest compliments to your friends
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
giving tuesday but it’s earnest compliments to your friends
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This is why the arts and humanities matter so very, very much.
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is why the arts and humanities matter so very, very much.
ok who is hosting the DC Heated Rivalry watch parties/c***** j**** ?
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ok who is hosting the DC Heated Rivalry watch parties/c***** j**** ?
Christmas had come to the Metzner-Anandarajah household
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Christmas had come to the Metzner-Anandarajah household
I would die for this pasta float
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would die for this pasta float
Jonathan Groff they can never make me hate you
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Jonathan Groff they can never make me hate you
This year I’m thankful for Carrie Coon’s monologue about time giving life meaning in The White Lotus, everything about Weapons, Marine Layer size “marge,” our new apartment and couch, .(…) by Kesha, bloomfs on fcfs, Jane Krakowski in Oh Mary! and Jonathan Bailey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This year I’m thankful for Carrie Coon’s monologue about time giving life meaning in The White Lotus, everything about Weapons, Marine Layer size “marge,” our new apartment and couch, .(…) by Kesha, bloomfs on fcfs, Jane Krakowski in Oh Mary! and Jonathan Bailey.
My husband and I were assigned “fruit salad” and “tea” as our Thanksgiving responsibilities and it’s like ok maybe just call us slurs? P
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My husband and I were assigned “fruit salad” and “tea” as our Thanksgiving responsibilities and it’s like ok maybe just call us slurs? P
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When are we getting a Sherri Rene Scott Heather Headley “For Good”
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When are we getting a Sherri Rene Scott Heather Headley “For Good”
Wicked: For Good
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wicked: For Good
my husband suggested we get a third simply because we are two completely different sizes in clothes and it would be nice to have someone bridge the gap
wicked-esque Goldilocks prequel vibes
wicked-esque Goldilocks prequel vibes
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
my husband suggested we get a third simply because we are two completely different sizes in clothes and it would be nice to have someone bridge the gap
wicked-esque Goldilocks prequel vibes
wicked-esque Goldilocks prequel vibes
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
VH1 would heal this nation by reviving Divas Live!
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
VH1 would heal this nation by reviving Divas Live!
someone attempted to pick me up at 9:18pm at Flaming Saddles. I’ve peaked!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
someone attempted to pick me up at 9:18pm at Flaming Saddles. I’ve peaked!!!
coming to nyc on Friday, tell me what to do that evening!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
coming to nyc on Friday, tell me what to do that evening!
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libs. out. dicks. out. 📢
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
libs. out. dicks. out. 📢
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
deep into my libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
deep into my libbing out
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