Timmy Metzner
@timmymetzner.bsky.social
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I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun Washington, DC
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science fiction double feature, for real!
they should do midnight showings of Tar with audience participation/shadow casts like Rocky Horror
went to the renn faire and all i got was a funnel cake and the joy/anxiety of peeing in a trough
When I saw it last week, I physically cringed
Will have an unexpected evening in NYC in Nov; which show on my list of things to see should make the cut?

- Oratorio for Living Things
- Prince F*gg*t
- Chess
- Little Bear Ridge Road
- Messy White Gays
constitutional amendment requiring you to note how many pic attempts you took when posting your thirst trap
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good morning IF that’s even ur real name ……
Your hair is so close to what I’m going for so this truly gives me hope ☺️☺️
I don’t! So I’m glad you do!!!
ok but will you be honest with me about it when you see me in person in a few weeks? p.s. I’m coming to Chicago in a few weeks and you should see me in person.
while the transitionary phase of growing my hair out produces far more bad hair days than good ones, there are moments it offers a glimpse of the vision I had when I started, and I am able to resist the barber’s chair for another day.
the unabashed hubris in putting down a deposit for a two week trip to Peru in April 2027 - baby, I really am a Capricorn
sad to see the traditions of twink-honoring being abandoned by this generation
the footage of me riding a mechanical bull must never be released
night one of cowboy wedding weekend
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"Model is 6'3" and wearing a size medium." Oh fuck off.
happy survivor season premiere day, may we receive an absolute queen once again