Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌
@threephasedeer.bsky.social
23 year old electrical engideer, urbanist, train enjoyer, cyclist, and furry (duh) living in upstate New York!
He/him, mostly straight, ally of 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I speak 🇬🇧(🇺🇸) et j’apprends 🇫🇷
Nazis fuck off 🖕🏼
He/him, mostly straight, ally of 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I speak 🇬🇧(🇺🇸) et j’apprends 🇫🇷
Nazis fuck off 🖕🏼
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November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hi!
My name is…
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Chicka Chicka
Bolt Barker
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Chicka Chicka
Bolt Barker
Just had a very poignant visit with my mom at the Veteran’s cemetery to go visit my grandma and grandpa’s graves. So peaceful with the snow coming down, and such a beautiful place for my grandparents to rest. Love them while you got them.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just had a very poignant visit with my mom at the Veteran’s cemetery to go visit my grandma and grandpa’s graves. So peaceful with the snow coming down, and such a beautiful place for my grandparents to rest. Love them while you got them.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Big shoutout @velocirabbit.bsky.social for this bike (and their neighbor for getting rid of it lol)
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Big shoutout @velocirabbit.bsky.social for this bike (and their neighbor for getting rid of it lol)
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
Imagine if the Philadelphia 76ers were called the 67ers
That would be pretty funny I think
That would be pretty funny I think
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Imagine if the Philadelphia 76ers were called the 67ers
That would be pretty funny I think
That would be pretty funny I think
I spent much of last night drinking beer and watching train driver POVs with furries. Safe to say I have found myself in the right crowd
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I spent much of last night drinking beer and watching train driver POVs with furries. Safe to say I have found myself in the right crowd
I discovered recently that Kevin Cadogan (original guitarist from Third Eye Blind) has solo work and it fucking kicks ass
I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage
I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I discovered recently that Kevin Cadogan (original guitarist from Third Eye Blind) has solo work and it fucking kicks ass
I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage
I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage
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Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
Why does this Elon Musk guy keep talking about self-driving cars? We’ve had them forever, they’re called horses
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why does this Elon Musk guy keep talking about self-driving cars? We’ve had them forever, they’re called horses
I do love the album RAVEPOP by Russelbuck but it does mean that I occasionally get flashbanged by deer ass while I’m listening to Spotify at work and I go to adjust the volume
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I do love the album RAVEPOP by Russelbuck but it does mean that I occasionally get flashbanged by deer ass while I’m listening to Spotify at work and I go to adjust the volume
#1 pet peeve gotta be when I’m at work and I get a ping:
“Hi Bolt”
…okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat
“Hi Bolt”
…okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
#1 pet peeve gotta be when I’m at work and I get a ping:
“Hi Bolt”
…okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat
“Hi Bolt”
…okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat
Being a furry is amazing because you can be friends with glaciericepup97 for literally years without knowing that their real name is actually Austin MacLean and he works at Liberty Mutual as a risk assessment manager or some shit
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Being a furry is amazing because you can be friends with glaciericepup97 for literally years without knowing that their real name is actually Austin MacLean and he works at Liberty Mutual as a risk assessment manager or some shit
Literally all the republicans had to do to avoid the shutdown was not take away healthcare from poor people
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Literally all the republicans had to do to avoid the shutdown was not take away healthcare from poor people
I got 99 problems and the invention of the internal combustion engine is the root cause of about half of them
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I got 99 problems and the invention of the internal combustion engine is the root cause of about half of them
I’ve been really fucking with recession-era music recently. Nostalgia? Production style? Lyricism? Idk but it goes hard
September 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’ve been really fucking with recession-era music recently. Nostalgia? Production style? Lyricism? Idk but it goes hard
I think riding my bike may be the only thing holding my brain together at the moment
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think riding my bike may be the only thing holding my brain together at the moment
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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint.
🦌: @jam.deer.place
🦌: @jam.deer.place
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint.
🦌: @jam.deer.place
🦌: @jam.deer.place
Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break.
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break.
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
Being a furry is unequivocally a solution to the male loneliness epidemic but the normies aren’t ready for that conversation
As a young single man my quality of life improved dramatically upon joining my local furry circle
As a young single man my quality of life improved dramatically upon joining my local furry circle
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Being a furry is unequivocally a solution to the male loneliness epidemic but the normies aren’t ready for that conversation
As a young single man my quality of life improved dramatically upon joining my local furry circle
As a young single man my quality of life improved dramatically upon joining my local furry circle
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of amateurnouns
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of amateurnouns
mmmmmm yummy 336.4-18/1 ACSR 😋
August 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
mmmmmm yummy 336.4-18/1 ACSR 😋
There’s a great video on YouTube of a Raleigh garbage truck driver’s speech. At one point he said “At some point, mistakes stop being mistakes, and become who you are.” Been thinking about that a lot lately
August 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
There’s a great video on YouTube of a Raleigh garbage truck driver’s speech. At one point he said “At some point, mistakes stop being mistakes, and become who you are.” Been thinking about that a lot lately