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Adam Mazmanian
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<george bailey voice> The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's hentai chatbot. And in the Kennedy voice clone scam, and Mrs. Macklin's phishing scheme and a hundred others!
There’s actually a written record of how Merry and the gang react to the Shire’s police force being quintupled by administrative fiat.
This is why you have to include the Scouring of the Shire in the movie.
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward [checks notes] John Rocker.
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
I guarantee you that our body politic would look extremely different if even 1% of SNAP recipients were literally starving.
This discourse makes me think of a conversation I had with a person who was looking for cheap inland real estate as a hedge against climate change. How are property rights going to be guaranteed in a future USA in which Manhattan is underwater?
one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death
Timothée Chalamet and Jeremy Allen White in NOTHING WAS DELIVERED FROM NOWHERE (2026)
The Corona kid makes me pine for 2015 twitter
I made the Zojirushi rice cooker cake recipe. Ask me anything.
The AI caught you railing against Pintos and concluded otherwise
Has anyone trademarked ArmyGeddon yet? If not, must credit: @thisismaz.bsky.social
WAPO SCOOP: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos,” multiple people familiar with the event told The Washington Post.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
I honestly feel worse for the editors.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
I would love a third watch of ANDOR, but enough is fucking enough.
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None of this is true.
Stephen Miller on DC residents: "For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks, they can walk on the streets. You have people who can walk freely at night without having to worry about being robbed or mugged. They are wearing their watches again."
Just a touch of the greyscale. The important thing is to catch it early.
Big East vibes from the right side of the redrawn NL map.
MLB expansion is on the horizon, and so is geographic realignment. Here's my stab at projecting realignment. You must admit, the map makes more sense like this.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
Cider making in Catalonia is intense
That had not occurred to us, Dude