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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 1h

Sephora really said yall broke bitches better buy their shit cuz they had to listen to yall cry about your broke ass strikes and boycotts all year and they need to make their quarterly quotas- besides, you cant use EBT there anyway so yall should be good.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 1h

And by November 10th we’ll be FLOODED with “HOW DID MAMDANI DO IT?!” and all the videos Ive seen is that man meeting his constituents where they are. Not a fancy gala, not an A List broadway opening- in bodegas, cab garages, at hot dog carts…

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 11h

I only follow Black creators for intellectual and political breakdowns for a reason. Im so excited to watch this after work

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 11h

If I owned a xerox machine I would sue. The new machines are SO SLOW. And because everything is digital, touch screen and PLASTIC, it takes the machine 10-20 minutes to read a paper jam being cleared.
Its literally still giving me a notification to close the door- the door has BEEN closed.

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social · 1d

Being homeless changed me. Irrevocably & forever. I have a book coming out about the things I did to survive. Hitchhiking. Begging. How I was treated. Working multiple jobs. Walking miles to work. How men tried to prey on me sexually. How the church dehumanized me. It changes you

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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 1d

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 14h

I feel like this couldve worked for What We Do In The Shadows too. The early seasons introduced us to so many mythical creatures and mystical characters…just for them to devolve into the corny & cringy episodes that barely had a narrative, just SHENANIGANS!

Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison @hey.paris · 1d

“The Witcher” would’ve slapped if it was a monster of the week journeying adventure show like 90s Xena.

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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.bsky.social · 23h

Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 14h

The funny thing is, Millennials and younger do not rely on traditional news stations for news and CNN, NBC etc know this. Im sure Mamdani’s team is WELL AWARE. So I feel like these stations have resorted to TMZ tactics to stay relevant and its so uncomfortable.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 1d

CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.

CNN: Do you have a response?

MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 14h

I cant say I wish death on a lot of american politicians cuz I dont.

But I do hope each and everyone of them gets the intimate opportunity to meet someone who their life means so little to, it scares them & makes them look over their shoulders like the rest of us do as a result of their actions.

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 1d

I spent 2 years going into work sayin “do I smell like ammonia to you?”

I also probably deserve a personal sponsorship from CLOROX, DAWN & MR CLEAN.

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 1d

As the proud mom of an unfixed male cat, Im not saying they wont find ANY evidence of a body..
..all Im sayin is, that cadaver unit aint pickin up a wiff of SHIIEET after Im done.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 1d

The same people who “dont get the humor” of Harlem Nights will try to convince me National Lampoon is funny.

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 2d

Julia Fox wants to be a household name so bad.🙄😂
Shes so desperate for a newsworthy moment she resorts to pulling the most offputting and downright immature social stunts and it makes her look cringy af.

Im so tired of seeing her on social media, everything I know about her is against my will.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani calls a man ‘Bro’ despite birth records showing he’s not the man’s actual biological brother.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 4d

…waiting for white people to boycott this in droves like they were prepared to do for Disney & Kimmel…

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4d

CBS News has reportedly disbanded its race and culture unit, which was formed in the wake of George Floyd's murder in 2020

NBC News eliminated its editorial teams for NBC Asian America, NBC BLK, NBC Latino and NBC OUT earlier this month

CBS News Cuts ‘Evening News,’ ‘Mornings’ Streaming Shows in Newsroom-Wide Layoffs

The newsroom downsizing comes as Paramount Skydance lays off 1,000 employees throughout the newly merged company

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 5d

Im gonna start reporting all yall “PET FRIENDLY [but we really mean ‘dogs only’]” businesses for false advertising.

Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 5d

“You stole my art! I’M the one put the prompt in and generated this image! You should credit ME!”

Oh the irony.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 5d

“Dog Costume Contest!”

And its a bunch of overbred smoosh-faced dogs sitting in wagons on piles of foam and tulle gasping for air.

a man in a tan suit stands in front of a microphone with the letters snl on the bottom

ALT: a man in a tan suit stands in front of a microphone with the letters snl on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 6d

Using your platform to debate people who don’t believe in climate change, or feeding kids, or funding schools, or bodily autonomy, or voting rights, or civil rights isn’t helping anyone change the political climate.

It’s just giving a bigot your platform.

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 7d

You can sell white people their own demise if you wrap it up in racism they agree with. This is what we keep seeing.

It doesn’t matter what the fuck is inside as long as it’s packaged in a way that the main point reads “we hate the same people you hate”.

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 6d

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 7d

"How did people survive before______"

friend ... people used to starve to death... i hope that helps

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Thieves Saint Laurent @thievessaint.bsky.social · 6d

Im not spending anything for the holidays. This government is playing games but expecting Americans to participate in robust holiday to keep the economy going?
Nah. Meanwhile they on capitol hill collecting FULL PAYCHECKS AND BENEFITS while sitting in their asses FOR WEEKS.

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Eliana @otrodia.bsky.social · 8d

#FuckTrump
#FuckTheGOP

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