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ThickThighs | The Ethical Slut
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18+ only! Minors DNI! MAPs explicitly unwelcome!!
She/Her, please and thank you!
20s and a fan of silicone.
Thick thighs, thin patience.

Kindness is free.
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WTS Colorful Toys, Collection Clearout! PART 2 - Indies!

Coming from the US, smoke/drug free home w/ a pup. Shipping not included, will consider international at buyer's expense. Feel free to comment/DM for more info!

#dongsales
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Cyber Monday sale today!
30% off new inventory!
50% off old inventory!

No codes needed, all sales show in your cart!
(I had a little mess up with the launch last night, but all sales have been fixed!)

You can sort between the sales using the drop down menu in the shop for easier shopping!
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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hello friends!! i'm looking for an hpe customer who accidentally recieved the left scylla and would like to trade me for the right one :3

it's still unopened, and it's fine if the other isnt! i just want my fella 🤞🏼🥺

#dongsky @baddragonresell.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Good morning!! Our Black Friday sale is still rolling and there's many beautiful friends still available for between 20 and 40% off!

There are even a few of our new lad Uthur left! Here's some cute Uthur and Uthur's Tongues still in the shop 🤩
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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California folks who like to drive and were wondering what to do with your holiday Sunday, here’s your chance to help save a tiny life.
This guy needs transport from Solano County to LA County (Suisun to Palmdale, CA) if anyone has ideas for getting him there before Monday. His chances of survival are best if he goes asap but I am having a baf time with my neck issues and Chewy isn’t feeling well so I want to keep an eye on him.
Goliath’s hanging in there, not pooping on his own yet but he is more alert and active today and eating for us now unassisted. He’s showing some minor signs of URI, but probably is not going to the emergency vet tonight? Fingers crossed?
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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This guy needs transport from Solano County to LA County (Suisun to Palmdale, CA) if anyone has ideas for getting him there before Monday. His chances of survival are best if he goes asap but I am having a baf time with my neck issues and Chewy isn’t feeling well so I want to keep an eye on him.
Goliath’s hanging in there, not pooping on his own yet but he is more alert and active today and eating for us now unassisted. He’s showing some minor signs of URI, but probably is not going to the emergency vet tonight? Fingers crossed?
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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With alt text because this made me cry 😭
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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ITS YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL DONG MERCHANT BRINGING U MORE CURATED PROMO PICS ONCE AGAIN ASKING U TO CHECK OUT OUR BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR

AND HAVE U SEEN THE GHOSTS? THEYRE GUARANTEED 100% "NOT HAUNTED"
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Black Friday sale goes live at midnight EST!
Get 25% OFF all inventory items! Been eyeing something? Now's your chance to grab it! I'm restocking tons of toys, including a plethora of single-color toys that'll make your wallet happy!
(Nothing's listed in inventory yet, it'll populate at midnight!)
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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OK SO WE JUST KEPT FORGETTING TO MEASURE THIS THING AND A COUPLE ALREADY ESCAPED INTO THE WILD

MEET THE BUG, FROM THE QIMERA FORGE VAULT

ONE SIZE:

Length: Overall 7.7in / Usable 7.2in 
Circumference: Max 7.2in / Min 2.1in
Diameter: Max 2.4in / Min 0.9in
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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To everyone in the States, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
I hope everyone out there has a great time eating lots of food and spending the day either with people you love or blissfully alone on the couch enjoying the peace and quiet!

Shout out to @minimintchippie.bsky.social for this shop art from 2023💖
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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IN CASE U MISSED IT I MADE A VERY GOOFY INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ABOUT THESE FOUND HERE

youtu.be/wx9DETNip3U?...
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Starting tomorrow 11/28/25 there will be a 35% discount on all toys in inventory! The discount will end on Tuesday 12/02/25!
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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HERE'S SOME INFO REGARDING TOMORROW

THIS IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE AND VIA EMAIL 😊

LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE AND QUESTIONS AT ALL BC WE LIKE QUESTIONS EXCEPT "HAVE U HAD ANYTHING TODAY EXCEPT CAFFIENE AND VAPE?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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WTS - Teenies and Squish! PART 1

Pics 1-2: $5/ea, or 5 for $20!

Pic 3: $10/ea

Pic 4: $15/ea

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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WTS - Kits and Squish! PART 2

Pics 1-2 - Kits:
- Demons: $35/ea
- Werekit: $20/ea
- Eggies: $15/ea
- Standards: $12/ea

Pic 3: $20/ea, Rubber Duke is $40

#dongsales #BSTKits
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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WTS Colorful Toys, Collection Clearout! PART 1 - BD!

Coming from the US, smoke/drug free home w/ a pup. Shipping not included, will consider international at buyer's expense. Feel free to comment/DM for more info!

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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WTS Colorful Toys, Collection Clearout! PART 2 - Indies!

Coming from the US, smoke/drug free home w/ a pup. Shipping not included, will consider international at buyer's expense. Feel free to comment/DM for more info!

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
WTS - Kits and Squish! PART 2

Pics 1-2 - Kits:
- Demons: $35/ea
- Werekit: $20/ea
- Eggies: $15/ea
- Standards: $12/ea

Pic 3: $20/ea, Rubber Duke is $40

#dongsales #BSTKits
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
WTS - Teenies and Squish! PART 1

Pics 1-2: $5/ea, or 5 for $20!

Pic 3: $10/ea

Pic 4: $15/ea

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
WTS Colorful Toys, Collection Clearout! PART 2 - Indies!

Coming from the US, smoke/drug free home w/ a pup. Shipping not included, will consider international at buyer's expense. Feel free to comment/DM for more info!

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
WTS Colorful Toys, Collection Clearout! PART 1 - BD!

Coming from the US, smoke/drug free home w/ a pup. Shipping not included, will consider international at buyer's expense. Feel free to comment/DM for more info!

#dongsales
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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If you'd like to see more info on our newest models, Uthur and Uthur's Tongue, check out the product pages on our site! They have sizing and pricing info for you for Black Friday planning

strangebedfellas.com/pages/uthur
strangebedfellas.com/pages/uthur-...

And peek in tomorrow for...a giveaway 🤩
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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We've seen Uthur, now i'd like to introduce our 2nd Black Friday model, Uthur's Tongue!

This lovely tongue model was sculpted for us by @smolldragonad.bsky.social and is a nice contrast to Uthur's other model!

I'll have sizing and pricing available for this model on the site soon!
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM