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The War Llama

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A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind. #AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB NO MORE.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · Sep 7

Landlords whining about how lots of people hate them has become a thing just lately. I have 2 tips for landlords who are feeling aggrieved:

1. Dry your eyes on the piles of money that you have made pricing people out of the housing market.

2. Stop being a landlord.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 5h

Because when you hold hatred in your heart it reflects upon your face.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

I like Ed too, but it'll take a long time to undo the damage that Clegg did with his Faustian pact.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

Hey, remember when Gareth Roberts wrote for Doctor Who and had a promising TV career?

Then he did a Linehan and nobody but fashy shitrags will hire him now. 🤣🤣🤣

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

*Charity shop

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

Yup. Got blacklisted by RTD into the bargain.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

Oh bless. The LibDems couldn't monopolise a pick n' mix counter.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, so that's why he's attacking the Greens: because Zack is pro-trans and that threatens his pathetic little culture war grift.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

The truth about the Green Party's booming membership: we have had enough of being exploited and manipulated by millionaires and billionaires who would rather burn the Earth and watch children starve than pay a minute fraction of their hoarded wealth in tax.

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12h

Many on the right will try and belittle and undermine what’s happening.

But here’s the truth. Tens of thousands are joining Greens. Polls are at record highs. People are just starting to feel hope again.

join.greenparty.org.uk

The truth about the green party's booming membership

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 11h

RP if you think you should be legally allowed to throttle a colleague who repeatedly sniffed and shorts his way through a runny nose rather than BLOWING HIS FUCKING NOSE.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 13h

By Grabthar's Hammer, I'm rather proud of my first 3D printed repair job.

I may just leave the parts unpainted, you know. They look rather festive.

A photograph of a Character Options bronze Dalek action figure. Its eyestalk, plunger and gunstock, which were missing, have been replaced with 3D printed duplicates. The replacement parts are made from an iridescent plastic and have not yet been pained.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 13h

"So I said 'Ave it, you slag!' and I shanked the cahnt. Boys fell in line after that."

"Fascinating, your highness. And then what happened?"

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 15h

Picked up this bad boy the other day. ❤️

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

If you see somebody stealing food, no you didn't.

Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 3d

He’s right

Shoplifting is justified for Brits living in poverty, says Green Party's new hard-left leader Zack Polanski - and he says he would do it himself if he was poor

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Antihistamines are the true histamines!

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Bought a 3D printer in the Amazon sale thingy*, because I could afford it and I've always wanted one, mainly for printing spare parts for broken toys. Currently printing some replacement limbs for an incomplete Dalek figure. Overjoyed at how simple this is to use!

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Quick! Throw a Pokeball! Those don't spawn every day!

Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 2d

A chance encounter

illustration inspired by the Scandinavian fairytale, "Bride of the Lindworm". A prince in the form of a lindworm perches on a moss-covered rock and peers curiously at a shepherdess from across a dark pond. The woman reaches toward him. The scene is set in a dark forest.

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 2d

“I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick”

Cathartic anger at flag-flying racism.

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs

What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

www.thenerve.news

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Bad Dragon are missing a trick.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Don't eat them then, Nigel.

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!

Farage tweet

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

The best Jared Leto movie is Fight Club, because his face gets punched into paste.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

I meant, we still could.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 3d

Eventually people will learn to stop casting Jared Leto in things.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 3d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 3d

RIGHT?!

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 3d

Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.

Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 3d

HOLY SHIT. IS THE KNIFE OKAY?

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 3d

Ian Watkins was stabbed to death in prison today, police say. The disgraced ex-frontman of Welsh rock band Lostprophets was serving a 29-year sentence at HMP Wakefield for child sex offenses, and his victims included at least one baby.

Lostprophets Singer Ian Watkins Murdered In Prison

Ian Watkins, the former singer of the Welsh scene metal band Lostprophets, was murdered in prison after being attacked with a knife. He was serving a 29-year jail term for several horrific sexual offe...