Nathalie
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Nathalie
@theuntamedshrew.bsky.social
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Conservationist, creative, analytical, curious, verbose, sarcastic, headstrong, feminist vagabond. Fan of adjectives. I just make it up as I go along. Huon Valley, Tasmania
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But soft, what fresh bullshit through yonder window breaks?
Everyone saying the Louvre heist is an Ocean's 11 moment needs to get their heads out of American media for 5 seconds and educate themselves on Arsène Lupin.
How long before he spray paints the whole thing gold?
One of these days my foggy perimenopausal brain is going to feed my dogs twice in a row and it's going to be their best day ever.
Signed, someone who just tried to fetch the same thing from the freezer twice in under a minute and couldn't figure out why it wasn't there the second time.
Just clinging on to all tech bought or made pre 2015 for dear life right now.
Look I'm not a mosquito (last I checked) but this seems like an obvious choice.
Our future selves sent a weasel back through time and space to jump us into an alternate dimension and avoid some future catastrophe and royally fucked up.
Or 2012 was actually the apocalypse after all.
Just don't accidentally open a portal to the underworld, there's enough going on already
Similar situation in NZ, I heard stories of locals taking tourist rental cars keys off them because they were driving so dangerously! The speed limits are often too high here for certain roads IMO, same in NZ, and doesn't help that most visitors are driving on the other side of the road.
Absolutely! I had a final check in time of 10pm for guests (again, room in my house so no auto check in situation) and one lot of guests informed me they were leaving the West Coast at 7pm. They got in at 1.30am 🙄 One of the many reasons I don't rent out my room any more! 😅
I used to rent out a spare room on airbnb years ago and many tourists vastly underestimated the size of Tasmania (so tomorrow we'll leave the Huon at about 10, go to Bicheno and to Maria Island in the morning and then drive across to Stanley in the afternoon. Um no. No you will not 😆)
Never had one in my life. They smell like a chemical plant.
'Would you like to switch off your upcoming alarm?'
If somebody hurt his ballroom it would spark WWIII probably
A non-Australian instagram account posted a reel of Margaret Pomeranz that was a sequence of clips of her funny intros and someone in the comments still somehow managed to make it about Charlie Kirk.
His absolute head in the sand stance on any meaningful climate action and expanding the power and interests of the fossil fuel industry
Just apropos of nothing, one of my favourite Shakespearean phrases is to be hoist with his own petard.
Not me double checking the number of fingers on his hands. But yeah, assuming it's genuine it looks like it's been through AI enhancement, probably to get his colour back up to DayGlo orange
This is no longer a beach. It's a 4WD parking lot.
God I loathe cars on beaches with the passion of a thousand suns.
The audacity of FaceBork asking me to participate in a survey. YOU HAVE ALREADY HELPED YOURSELF TO ENOUGH OF MY DATA YOU META-GHOULS.
Maybe... depends on how many eggs I'm given 😅
My neighbour keeps giving me a ridiculous amount of lemons because I just live in one of those kinds of quaint rural situations, so it's lemon drizzle cake time! (And preserved lemons, and lemon curd, and lemon sorbet)
Says the guy who history will remember as a genocidal sociopath
I just got loudly and aggressively complimented by a teenage girl.
EXCUSE ME!! I LOVE YOUR BAG!!
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me: um, thanks!

Strangely terrifying to be honest.