Tsar Khan
@thetsarkhan.bsky.social
KING IN THE STREETS, JAGUAR IN THE SHEETS
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Twitch - twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
Youtube - www.youtube.com/@thetsarkhan
#Khantext
pfp by @Lithmariel
Twitch - twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
Youtube - www.youtube.com/@thetsarkhan
#Khantext
Pinned
gary chrimble yall
a few differences in the schedulin' this month cuz of some real life commitments but we still gon put it togetha
lotsa merriment, lotsa jawin', lotsa (lil bit a) drawin', lotta bit of sedition, and a lil bit o' tradition
lets jingle deez balls
a few differences in the schedulin' this month cuz of some real life commitments but we still gon put it togetha
lotsa merriment, lotsa jawin', lotsa (lil bit a) drawin', lotta bit of sedition, and a lil bit o' tradition
lets jingle deez balls
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
internalizin' the idea that over half of americans dont read at the proper proficiency level really helped push me to read primary sources myself and discredit like 95% of hearsay from internet randos
also the ego boost is nice
also the ego boost is nice
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
internalizin' the idea that over half of americans dont read at the proper proficiency level really helped push me to read primary sources myself and discredit like 95% of hearsay from internet randos
also the ego boost is nice
also the ego boost is nice
divin' in the pussy like
a close up of a frog wearing a necklace with the letter s on it
ALT: a close up of a frog wearing a necklace with the letter s on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
divin' in the pussy like
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
doin' some cleanin' up and found the bingo card from halloween and figured id share it for anyone who wants it
turned out to be a purdy gud one if i do say so myself (and i do)
turned out to be a purdy gud one if i do say so myself (and i do)
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
doin' some cleanin' up and found the bingo card from halloween and figured id share it for anyone who wants it
turned out to be a purdy gud one if i do say so myself (and i do)
turned out to be a purdy gud one if i do say so myself (and i do)
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I've got a SUPER BIG SECRET PROJECT coming out soon, and I was originally going to release it on Spotify.
But Spotify is an:
- AI supporter
- Genocide supporter
- ICE supporter
- and not to mention they rip off musicians
So I've decided to go with BandCamp as my platform of choice. Give a follow!
But Spotify is an:
- AI supporter
- Genocide supporter
- ICE supporter
- and not to mention they rip off musicians
So I've decided to go with BandCamp as my platform of choice. Give a follow!
Music | Isaac Anzu
isaacanzu.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've got a SUPER BIG SECRET PROJECT coming out soon, and I was originally going to release it on Spotify.
But Spotify is an:
- AI supporter
- Genocide supporter
- ICE supporter
- and not to mention they rip off musicians
So I've decided to go with BandCamp as my platform of choice. Give a follow!
But Spotify is an:
- AI supporter
- Genocide supporter
- ICE supporter
- and not to mention they rip off musicians
So I've decided to go with BandCamp as my platform of choice. Give a follow!
the existence of a smoothie implies the existence of a roughie
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the existence of a smoothie implies the existence of a roughie
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
crossin' piss streams with the homies to see if the ghostbusters were lyin'
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
crossin' piss streams with the homies to see if the ghostbusters were lyin'
never play first person shooters cuz im always Him
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
never play first person shooters cuz im always Him
its so sad greedo got jobbed out eastern europe woulda loved your track suit
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
its so sad greedo got jobbed out eastern europe woulda loved your track suit
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is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
4 games i be lookin' forward to next year
- 3d pinball space cadet
- mahjong titans
- gears of war 2
- star wars battlefront (classic, 2004)
bonus: castlevania bloodlines
- 3d pinball space cadet
- mahjong titans
- gears of war 2
- star wars battlefront (classic, 2004)
bonus: castlevania bloodlines
4 games I'm looking forward to next year:
- Pony Island 2
- Am I Nima
- Elation for the Wonderbox 6000
- Forklift Flower pot! (Alpha release is coming out this year
Bonus round: Building Relationships
- Pony Island 2
- Am I Nima
- Elation for the Wonderbox 6000
- Forklift Flower pot! (Alpha release is coming out this year
Bonus round: Building Relationships
So I got 4 games I'm looking forward to next year, those being 007 First Light, Nioh 3, Crimson Desert, and Code Vein II. How bout you guys?
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
4 games i be lookin' forward to next year
- 3d pinball space cadet
- mahjong titans
- gears of war 2
- star wars battlefront (classic, 2004)
bonus: castlevania bloodlines
- 3d pinball space cadet
- mahjong titans
- gears of war 2
- star wars battlefront (classic, 2004)
bonus: castlevania bloodlines
also i forgot but heres the rest of my twitch recap showin' off my objectively good™️ taste and my domination of dialogue
also for some reason an ocarina and strange medicinal bottle that both look like crudely and cruelly generated ai, disgusting
also for some reason an ocarina and strange medicinal bottle that both look like crudely and cruelly generated ai, disgusting
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
also i forgot but heres the rest of my twitch recap showin' off my objectively good™️ taste and my domination of dialogue
also for some reason an ocarina and strange medicinal bottle that both look like crudely and cruelly generated ai, disgusting
also for some reason an ocarina and strange medicinal bottle that both look like crudely and cruelly generated ai, disgusting
so accordin' to a random reddit thread i seen, vnyan apparently needs proton 8-5 to avoid a memory leak issue, kinda like what i was havin'
maybe i needa give it another try
i do miss bein' able to flip the bird at any given moment
maybe i needa give it another try
i do miss bein' able to flip the bird at any given moment
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
so accordin' to a random reddit thread i seen, vnyan apparently needs proton 8-5 to avoid a memory leak issue, kinda like what i was havin'
maybe i needa give it another try
i do miss bein' able to flip the bird at any given moment
maybe i needa give it another try
i do miss bein' able to flip the bird at any given moment
i still maintain that one of the greatest tragedies in linguistics is that the phrase "down to clown" is associated with juggalos
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i still maintain that one of the greatest tragedies in linguistics is that the phrase "down to clown" is associated with juggalos
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Quick, simple, straight to the point: youtube.com/shorts/f5Oq3...
The "worst" of communism vs. the reality of imperialism
YouTube video by revolutionaryth0t
youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Quick, simple, straight to the point: youtube.com/shorts/f5Oq3...
the khan christmas tree for 2025 is now in effect
if you wanna be gathered 'round it, pwease provide ya png
shoutout to @michael-dagreat.bsky.social for the idear
if you wanna be gathered 'round it, pwease provide ya png
shoutout to @michael-dagreat.bsky.social for the idear
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the khan christmas tree for 2025 is now in effect
if you wanna be gathered 'round it, pwease provide ya png
shoutout to @michael-dagreat.bsky.social for the idear
if you wanna be gathered 'round it, pwease provide ya png
shoutout to @michael-dagreat.bsky.social for the idear
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the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
hes put on a list, hes gettin' banned twice
hes shoutin' out loud, "fuck feds and fuck ICE"
santa khan is comin' to town~
... and by that i mean wez decoratin' the khan christmas tree 2nite
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
hes shoutin' out loud, "fuck feds and fuck ICE"
santa khan is comin' to town~
... and by that i mean wez decoratin' the khan christmas tree 2nite
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
hes put on a list, hes gettin' banned twice
hes shoutin' out loud, "fuck feds and fuck ICE"
santa khan is comin' to town~
... and by that i mean wez decoratin' the khan christmas tree 2nite
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
hes shoutin' out loud, "fuck feds and fuck ICE"
santa khan is comin' to town~
... and by that i mean wez decoratin' the khan christmas tree 2nite
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
so i just seen someone try to dunk on another person who finds tts streamer voices boring by callin' em ableist
so its okay to use the waffle/pancake thing when its comin' from the good side?
just tryna keep my acceptable fallacies straight
so its okay to use the waffle/pancake thing when its comin' from the good side?
just tryna keep my acceptable fallacies straight
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
so i just seen someone try to dunk on another person who finds tts streamer voices boring by callin' em ableist
so its okay to use the waffle/pancake thing when its comin' from the good side?
just tryna keep my acceptable fallacies straight
so its okay to use the waffle/pancake thing when its comin' from the good side?
just tryna keep my acceptable fallacies straight
no more red rockets
the time of the cone snail harpoon proboscis erection is upon us
the time of the cone snail harpoon proboscis erection is upon us
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
no more red rockets
the time of the cone snail harpoon proboscis erection is upon us
the time of the cone snail harpoon proboscis erection is upon us
complimentary colors imply the existence of derogatory colors
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
complimentary colors imply the existence of derogatory colors