The ToffDog
@thetoffdog.bsky.social
A stream of consciousness, which is as disappointing to me as it is to you.
"So... all ready for Christmas?"
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"So... all ready for Christmas?"
Having set my alarm for 4.30am... it's fair to say I'm quite disappointed with the cricket.
Based on nothing at all, genuinely had hope 😂
#Ashes ⚱️
Based on nothing at all, genuinely had hope 😂
#Ashes ⚱️
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Having set my alarm for 4.30am... it's fair to say I'm quite disappointed with the cricket.
Based on nothing at all, genuinely had hope 😂
#Ashes ⚱️
Based on nothing at all, genuinely had hope 😂
#Ashes ⚱️
My new favourite airport game is getting a free test of the most expensive aftershave I can find...
...I got a £240 spritz today, but only after hearing the word "squirt" repeated back to me with frankly the appropriate level of disdain 💨😂
...I got a £240 spritz today, but only after hearing the word "squirt" repeated back to me with frankly the appropriate level of disdain 💨😂
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and looking at the camera .
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December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My new favourite airport game is getting a free test of the most expensive aftershave I can find...
...I got a £240 spritz today, but only after hearing the word "squirt" repeated back to me with frankly the appropriate level of disdain 💨😂
...I got a £240 spritz today, but only after hearing the word "squirt" repeated back to me with frankly the appropriate level of disdain 💨😂
It was date night yesterday, and I took the opportunity on #KitchenEndeavours to finally get round to a classic...
I've always been a Dolmio 🍅 guy but that simply has to change, this was rather sophisticated 🍝
I've always been a Dolmio 🍅 guy but that simply has to change, this was rather sophisticated 🍝
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It was date night yesterday, and I took the opportunity on #KitchenEndeavours to finally get round to a classic...
I've always been a Dolmio 🍅 guy but that simply has to change, this was rather sophisticated 🍝
I've always been a Dolmio 🍅 guy but that simply has to change, this was rather sophisticated 🍝
Dubai Pasta...!? I won't lie I'm only guessing that Dubai Chocolate is pistachios.
But... on #KitchenEndeavours tonight, this might be nuts 🥜 but it's pretty tasty, just a little dry even when I went over the top with Tahini
But... on #KitchenEndeavours tonight, this might be nuts 🥜 but it's pretty tasty, just a little dry even when I went over the top with Tahini
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dubai Pasta...!? I won't lie I'm only guessing that Dubai Chocolate is pistachios.
But... on #KitchenEndeavours tonight, this might be nuts 🥜 but it's pretty tasty, just a little dry even when I went over the top with Tahini
But... on #KitchenEndeavours tonight, this might be nuts 🥜 but it's pretty tasty, just a little dry even when I went over the top with Tahini
My bank just did a "2025 Wrapped"... absolutely bleak stuff!
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My bank just did a "2025 Wrapped"... absolutely bleak stuff!
Date night #KitchenEndeavours was a choice of Kitchen Heaven or Kitchen Hell, a format point I may have stolen...
She went hell but now no longer fears the runner bean, entirely!
I've said it before, the 🍋 is the game changer in this!
She went hell but now no longer fears the runner bean, entirely!
I've said it before, the 🍋 is the game changer in this!
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Date night #KitchenEndeavours was a choice of Kitchen Heaven or Kitchen Hell, a format point I may have stolen...
She went hell but now no longer fears the runner bean, entirely!
I've said it before, the 🍋 is the game changer in this!
She went hell but now no longer fears the runner bean, entirely!
I've said it before, the 🍋 is the game changer in this!
Walked to Lidl to buy mushrooms for dinner...
Got to Lidl and realised I'd forgotten my wallet, so walked home...
Got home and realised I had twenty quid cash in my phone case.
Got to Lidl and realised I'd forgotten my wallet, so walked home...
Got home and realised I had twenty quid cash in my phone case.
garfield the cat is sitting in front of a window and pointing at something
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December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Walked to Lidl to buy mushrooms for dinner...
Got to Lidl and realised I'd forgotten my wallet, so walked home...
Got home and realised I had twenty quid cash in my phone case.
Got to Lidl and realised I'd forgotten my wallet, so walked home...
Got home and realised I had twenty quid cash in my phone case.
Holy 'Moley! It's a return to the homemade guac in #KitchenEndeavours 🥑
It is insanely fresh and zesty, so good! 🇲🇽
It is insanely fresh and zesty, so good! 🇲🇽
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Holy 'Moley! It's a return to the homemade guac in #KitchenEndeavours 🥑
It is insanely fresh and zesty, so good! 🇲🇽
It is insanely fresh and zesty, so good! 🇲🇽
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
As I sit swaddled in my duvet on the sofa... the grim outlook that's growing for England's hopes in this series are all too familiar 😬
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
As I sit swaddled in my duvet on the sofa... the grim outlook that's growing for England's hopes in this series are all too familiar 😬
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
This is great, play well and we can get them in for twilight tomorrow...
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
a few moments later is written on a red background with pineapples
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December 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This is great, play well and we can get them in for twilight tomorrow...
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
a few moments later is written on a red background with pineapples
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December 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is great, play well and we can get them in for twilight tomorrow...
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
This is ok, declare 8 down and get ten overs at them tonight.
#Ashes 🏏
30-odd mins without losing a wicket... England are lulling me into a false sense of security! #Ashes 🏏
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December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
30-odd mins without losing a wicket... England are lulling me into a false sense of security! #Ashes 🏏
The 4am start should be less brutal... and yet. #Ashes 🏏
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December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The 4am start should be less brutal... and yet. #Ashes 🏏
December 1st... advent calendars go!
#Taskmaster advent calendar is clearly going to drive me insane 😂
#Taskmaster advent calendar is clearly going to drive me insane 😂
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
December 1st... advent calendars go!
#Taskmaster advent calendar is clearly going to drive me insane 😂
#Taskmaster advent calendar is clearly going to drive me insane 😂
