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@thetafive.com

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Genderfluid artist and shitposter, lots of FFXIV and NSFW. Blender and Gpose! I don't have a schedule, I just post whenever Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk Support me: https://ko-fi.com/thetafive

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3h

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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NIWindustries.bsky.social @niwindustries.bsky.social · 7d

🎧Practice Makes Perfect🎯

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NIWindustries.bsky.social @niwindustries.bsky.social · 22d

cleanliness is next to godliness

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 8h

Woolie saw one Juggalo, inferred an entire worldview around that, and never accepted any further information

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 1d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 1d

Sorry for my absence and slow posting! Life is a lot right now.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3d

@alecrobbins
i think as a rule in video games if you see an old photo instead of it being in black and white it should be in N64 graphics

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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

hey man do you wanna play jackbox? yeah we're playing one of the drawing games. oh yeah guy who self flagellates over how bad he sucks at drawing is playing. yeah it'll be fun. oh the guy who only makes cum jokes is here too

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 3d

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

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BlushySpicy💖🔥 @blushyspicy.bsky.social · 4d

Hex Maniac in a Bunnysuit ('24)

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ruru ! cms open 🖤 @ruruhrk.bsky.social · 4d

Gaia 🖤

#FFXIV #FFXIVART

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 11d

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nate 🌟🌞🌈 @mafreiidyne.bsky.social · 4d

......i never realized it was supposed to be a ticket......... 😭😭

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 4d

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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「🔞」Qara - OCs Edition @qara-ocs.bsky.social · 5d

#bposensfw

A quick lighting / material practice piece featuring @thetafive.com's Athe!

Also bonus credits to Zuzu for telling me "JUST DO IT" and helping me kinda break past part of my creative rut ^^

A pale woman with silvery scales stands in an infinity pool, with water up to her ankles. She is looking at her nails while her other hand is placed on her hips; the sky is purple and pink, as with the synthwave aesthetic.

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cerwyn @bajamut-blast.bsky.social · 5d

There's an illithid parasite in that corpse. You should take a look.

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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 5d

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Aug 25

Me: Maybe you’re not immune to propaganda, but I am. My mind is an unassailable fortress

(sees can of pizza-flavored pringles)

Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last

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Zinn the Golem @zinneera.bsky.social · 5d

Well, @thetafive.com 's Thembo is in a bit of a pickle.

They like to EXCLUSIVELY bottom the otherwise maddeningly stoic Golem.

Lookit their cute lil dynamic.