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Casual spin on world events for smart funny people... by smart funny people.
Humorists. Comedic tangents. Scathing rants. Truth, justice, and the American sway...?
Featuring: 🤔 and 🌐
(Can you believe they argued over top billing?)
Humorists. Comedic tangents. Scathing rants. Truth, justice, and the American sway...?
Featuring: 🤔 and 🌐
(Can you believe they argued over top billing?)
🌐Meanwhile, in the wilds of America...
A Santa Claus is still standing. It's January 26th. We want to know why. Why now, still, Santa? Are you and the missus okay? Santa, baby, we want to know ho ho.
A Santa Claus is still standing. It's January 26th. We want to know why. Why now, still, Santa? Are you and the missus okay? Santa, baby, we want to know ho ho.
January 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🌐Meanwhile, in the wilds of America...
A Santa Claus is still standing. It's January 26th. We want to know why. Why now, still, Santa? Are you and the missus okay? Santa, baby, we want to know ho ho.
A Santa Claus is still standing. It's January 26th. We want to know why. Why now, still, Santa? Are you and the missus okay? Santa, baby, we want to know ho ho.
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Aparently, someone blew the doors off in Assen. A 2,400 year old artifact, The Golden Helmet of Coțofenești
pronounced "co-toe-fehn-ess-tea" (not "confetti") from Romania was stollen in an explosive Hollywood-style heist from a museum in the Assen ["Ass In"], Netherlands. We fact✔️🦾
Aparently, someone blew the doors off in Assen. A 2,400 year old artifact, The Golden Helmet of Coțofenești
pronounced "co-toe-fehn-ess-tea" (not "confetti") from Romania was stollen in an explosive Hollywood-style heist from a museum in the Assen ["Ass In"], Netherlands. We fact✔️🦾
January 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Aparently, someone blew the doors off in Assen. A 2,400 year old artifact, The Golden Helmet of Coțofenești
pronounced "co-toe-fehn-ess-tea" (not "confetti") from Romania was stollen in an explosive Hollywood-style heist from a museum in the Assen ["Ass In"], Netherlands. We fact✔️🦾
Aparently, someone blew the doors off in Assen. A 2,400 year old artifact, The Golden Helmet of Coțofenești
pronounced "co-toe-fehn-ess-tea" (not "confetti") from Romania was stollen in an explosive Hollywood-style heist from a museum in the Assen ["Ass In"], Netherlands. We fact✔️🦾
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The origin of the word "podcast." The Guardian journalist, Ben Hammersley, suggested the term in February 2004, combining iPod (2002-2022) and internet "broadcast." The podcast's precursor is much older called an "audioblog". In fact, it goes as far back as the late 1980s! We fact✔️🦾
The origin of the word "podcast." The Guardian journalist, Ben Hammersley, suggested the term in February 2004, combining iPod (2002-2022) and internet "broadcast." The podcast's precursor is much older called an "audioblog". In fact, it goes as far back as the late 1980s! We fact✔️🦾
January 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The origin of the word "podcast." The Guardian journalist, Ben Hammersley, suggested the term in February 2004, combining iPod (2002-2022) and internet "broadcast." The podcast's precursor is much older called an "audioblog". In fact, it goes as far back as the late 1980s! We fact✔️🦾
The origin of the word "podcast." The Guardian journalist, Ben Hammersley, suggested the term in February 2004, combining iPod (2002-2022) and internet "broadcast." The podcast's precursor is much older called an "audioblog". In fact, it goes as far back as the late 1980s! We fact✔️🦾
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Pamela Hemphill refuses Trump's pardon for her January 6th, 2021, insurrection participation. She does not want to aid the current administration in gaslighting. Go to: CNN to watch full interview, or search: "Pamela Hemphill" to fact✔️🦾 like a boss🤓 on your own. (video clip: CNN.)
Pamela Hemphill refuses Trump's pardon for her January 6th, 2021, insurrection participation. She does not want to aid the current administration in gaslighting. Go to: CNN to watch full interview, or search: "Pamela Hemphill" to fact✔️🦾 like a boss🤓 on your own. (video clip: CNN.)
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Pamela Hemphill refuses Trump's pardon for her January 6th, 2021, insurrection participation. She does not want to aid the current administration in gaslighting. Go to: CNN to watch full interview, or search: "Pamela Hemphill" to fact✔️🦾 like a boss🤓 on your own. (video clip: CNN.)
Pamela Hemphill refuses Trump's pardon for her January 6th, 2021, insurrection participation. She does not want to aid the current administration in gaslighting. Go to: CNN to watch full interview, or search: "Pamela Hemphill" to fact✔️🦾 like a boss🤓 on your own. (video clip: CNN.)
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Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
“Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
🌐The beginning of a long and hard process... 🤔 #news
Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
“Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
🌐The beginning of a long and hard process... 🤔 #news
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wafb.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
“Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
🌐The beginning of a long and hard process... 🤔 #news
Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
“Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
🌐The beginning of a long and hard process... 🤔 #news
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Perfect timeline outline by
@mwhite50.bsky.social
We are not alone. We have each other. #humor #heart
Perfect timeline outline by
@mwhite50.bsky.social
We are not alone. We have each other. #humor #heart
2016-2020 Thoughts: “What’s it going to take for people to see how awful he is? At some point he’ll cross a line. Let’s get back to normal.”
2025-2029(+?) Thoughts: “There is no moral boundary. We’re surrounded by sick, evil people. What apocalyptic event(s) must my family and I prepare for?”
2025-2029(+?) Thoughts: “There is no moral boundary. We’re surrounded by sick, evil people. What apocalyptic event(s) must my family and I prepare for?”
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Perfect timeline outline by
@mwhite50.bsky.social
We are not alone. We have each other. #humor #heart
Perfect timeline outline by
@mwhite50.bsky.social
We are not alone. We have each other. #humor #heart
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Lifting price caps on medicine is like throwing chum in shark infested waters. If there is one constant, it's pharma bros' lack of self-control. Medicaid and Medicare patients take the brunt of it. Another sad day for Ameicans. No joke here. We fact✔️🦾search: price cap medicine Trump
Lifting price caps on medicine is like throwing chum in shark infested waters. If there is one constant, it's pharma bros' lack of self-control. Medicaid and Medicare patients take the brunt of it. Another sad day for Ameicans. No joke here. We fact✔️🦾search: price cap medicine Trump
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Lifting price caps on medicine is like throwing chum in shark infested waters. If there is one constant, it's pharma bros' lack of self-control. Medicaid and Medicare patients take the brunt of it. Another sad day for Ameicans. No joke here. We fact✔️🦾search: price cap medicine Trump
Lifting price caps on medicine is like throwing chum in shark infested waters. If there is one constant, it's pharma bros' lack of self-control. Medicaid and Medicare patients take the brunt of it. Another sad day for Ameicans. No joke here. We fact✔️🦾search: price cap medicine Trump
🎞 Gif inspired #Fanfiction...
Captain: "Here, hold my guitar." Stands, crosses to door, kisses Maria. Exits through foyer, up steps, out front door. Sees Nazi flag draped over house exterior. Captain: (under breath)"Fucking butler." He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. #film #thesoundofmusic
Captain: "Here, hold my guitar." Stands, crosses to door, kisses Maria. Exits through foyer, up steps, out front door. Sees Nazi flag draped over house exterior. Captain: (under breath)"Fucking butler." He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. #film #thesoundofmusic
a man in a suit is holding a guitar
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a guitar
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January 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🎞 Gif inspired #Fanfiction...
Captain: "Here, hold my guitar." Stands, crosses to door, kisses Maria. Exits through foyer, up steps, out front door. Sees Nazi flag draped over house exterior. Captain: (under breath)"Fucking butler." He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. #film #thesoundofmusic
Captain: "Here, hold my guitar." Stands, crosses to door, kisses Maria. Exits through foyer, up steps, out front door. Sees Nazi flag draped over house exterior. Captain: (under breath)"Fucking butler." He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. #film #thesoundofmusic
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🤔Eye strain can't cause eye floaters, aging does. Vitreous, a protein/collagen jelly-like substance in the back of the eye breaks up into smaller pieces and float. 🌐Proteins? Like peanuts? 🤔No.
🌐Peanut-jelly🤤. Hold your😤 while we go make a sandwich AND fact✔️🦾. 🥜+x? [🍇,🍓,🍊] = 🤌😋🥪?
🤔Eye strain can't cause eye floaters, aging does. Vitreous, a protein/collagen jelly-like substance in the back of the eye breaks up into smaller pieces and float. 🌐Proteins? Like peanuts? 🤔No.
🌐Peanut-jelly🤤. Hold your😤 while we go make a sandwich AND fact✔️🦾. 🥜+x? [🍇,🍓,🍊] = 🤌😋🥪?
January 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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🤔Eye strain can't cause eye floaters, aging does. Vitreous, a protein/collagen jelly-like substance in the back of the eye breaks up into smaller pieces and float. 🌐Proteins? Like peanuts? 🤔No.
🌐Peanut-jelly🤤. Hold your😤 while we go make a sandwich AND fact✔️🦾. 🥜+x? [🍇,🍓,🍊] = 🤌😋🥪?
🤔Eye strain can't cause eye floaters, aging does. Vitreous, a protein/collagen jelly-like substance in the back of the eye breaks up into smaller pieces and float. 🌐Proteins? Like peanuts? 🤔No.
🌐Peanut-jelly🤤. Hold your😤 while we go make a sandwich AND fact✔️🦾. 🥜+x? [🍇,🍓,🍊] = 🤌😋🥪?
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Mr. Jerk: What do you call a "political orphan"?
🌐: We don't know. What do you call a political orphan?
Mr. Jerk: An American.🤣
🌐:...🥺🐾🥺🐇🎩.
It's a mind gap. Two political ideologies toss non-binary thinkers into the gap of the abysss. Not fact. Opinion. 🚫 Hold your 😤. we 🚫fact✔️🦾
Mr. Jerk: What do you call a "political orphan"?
🌐: We don't know. What do you call a political orphan?
Mr. Jerk: An American.🤣
🌐:...🥺🐾🥺🐇🎩.
It's a mind gap. Two political ideologies toss non-binary thinkers into the gap of the abysss. Not fact. Opinion. 🚫 Hold your 😤. we 🚫fact✔️🦾
January 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Mr. Jerk: What do you call a "political orphan"?
🌐: We don't know. What do you call a political orphan?
Mr. Jerk: An American.🤣
🌐:...🥺🐾🥺🐇🎩.
It's a mind gap. Two political ideologies toss non-binary thinkers into the gap of the abysss. Not fact. Opinion. 🚫 Hold your 😤. we 🚫fact✔️🦾
Mr. Jerk: What do you call a "political orphan"?
🌐: We don't know. What do you call a political orphan?
Mr. Jerk: An American.🤣
🌐:...🥺🐾🥺🐇🎩.
It's a mind gap. Two political ideologies toss non-binary thinkers into the gap of the abysss. Not fact. Opinion. 🚫 Hold your 😤. we 🚫fact✔️🦾
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#science #news #art #politics #media #history #biology every form of human expression in the pursuit of...? You decide. We fact✔️🦾 both literally and ironically, but not moronically. --We leave that to the professionals. Are there professional morons? Hold your 😤 while we fact✔️🦾
#science #news #art #politics #media #history #biology every form of human expression in the pursuit of...? You decide. We fact✔️🦾 both literally and ironically, but not moronically. --We leave that to the professionals. Are there professional morons? Hold your 😤 while we fact✔️🦾
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Patriotism is passed down from generation to generation. So, too are genetic markers (anywhere from 19,000 to 20,000 protein coding genes.) Is our DNA mental? physical? spiritual? Meta? We fact ✔️🦾 There is such a thing as Meta DNA. As for the rest of it, you're on your own.
Patriotism is passed down from generation to generation. So, too are genetic markers (anywhere from 19,000 to 20,000 protein coding genes.) Is our DNA mental? physical? spiritual? Meta? We fact ✔️🦾 There is such a thing as Meta DNA. As for the rest of it, you're on your own.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Patriotism is passed down from generation to generation. So, too are genetic markers (anywhere from 19,000 to 20,000 protein coding genes.) Is our DNA mental? physical? spiritual? Meta? We fact ✔️🦾 There is such a thing as Meta DNA. As for the rest of it, you're on your own.
Patriotism is passed down from generation to generation. So, too are genetic markers (anywhere from 19,000 to 20,000 protein coding genes.) Is our DNA mental? physical? spiritual? Meta? We fact ✔️🦾 There is such a thing as Meta DNA. As for the rest of it, you're on your own.
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What is the largest softbodied sea creature in a hardened shell found in the world?
E lon mollusk
#TheMollusk
Stop giving him the trending #. Change the gesturing prick's name. Code name: TheMollusk
E lon mollusk
#TheMollusk
Stop giving him the trending #. Change the gesturing prick's name. Code name: TheMollusk
January 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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