I Hate the Dolphins
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The Jey Uso experiment has finally ended!
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Jey Uso experiment has finally ended!
:D
The Dolphins game vs the Bengals in Week 16 has been flexed from Sunday Night Football to 1pm
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
:D
That new Spiritbox album kicks ass
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That new Spiritbox album kicks ass
It’s so funny that Grier actually kinda nailed it with the CBs. I’d resign both Jones and Douglas next year and take a swing on a young CB in the mid rounds.
OK it's been over 20 minutes and no one has gotten it so I'll give out the answer:
Jack Jones! 0.6 yards allowed per coverage snap.
Who knew!
Has been flagged 8 times, it's worth noting. But still!
Jack Jones! 0.6 yards allowed per coverage snap.
Who knew!
Has been flagged 8 times, it's worth noting. But still!
Trivia: which outside CB has the lowest yards allowed per coverage snap this season, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
If I didn't know I absolutely would not have gotten this.
If I didn't know I absolutely would not have gotten this.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s so funny that Grier actually kinda nailed it with the CBs. I’d resign both Jones and Douglas next year and take a swing on a young CB in the mid rounds.
I watched that entire game and I feel like this graphic is lying to me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I watched that entire game and I feel like this graphic is lying to me.
This is such a good spot to draft an elite TE.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is such a good spot to draft an elite TE.
Ethan Bonner doesn’t deserve that INT.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ethan Bonner doesn’t deserve that INT.
Zay Flowers just made Ramsey look old
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Zay Flowers just made Ramsey look old
I’m calling a PA shot play for Zach to boost my passing numbers.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m calling a PA shot play for Zach to boost my passing numbers.
Josh Allen pisses me the hell off
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Josh Allen pisses me the hell off
I will be jerking off to that Ollie Gordon run.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I will be jerking off to that Ollie Gordon run.
Wooo boy if the Jets weren’t the Jets this game sure would be interesting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wooo boy if the Jets weren’t the Jets this game sure would be interesting.
Aaron Glenn has a very punchable face.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Aaron Glenn has a very punchable face.
Rasul Douglas lifetime contract.
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Rasul Douglas lifetime contract.
Wright looks like a fine RB but you can tell he just doesn’t have that vision. He’s a “get you what’s blocked” kind of guy.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wright looks like a fine RB but you can tell he just doesn’t have that vision. He’s a “get you what’s blocked” kind of guy.
I don’t care how good either team is, there will always be one Dolphins Jets game that features no 3rd down conversions.
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t care how good either team is, there will always be one Dolphins Jets game that features no 3rd down conversions.
We need a running clock here neither team wants to be here and everyone is dying.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We need a running clock here neither team wants to be here and everyone is dying.
Weave I think they’re gonna keep calling screens.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Weave I think they’re gonna keep calling screens.
Hilarious play call by Weaver
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hilarious play call by Weaver
He’s just unplayable. Bottom 5 QB in the NFL.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He’s just unplayable. Bottom 5 QB in the NFL.
What in the god damn fuck is Tua doing.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What in the god damn fuck is Tua doing.
There’s no chance in hell McDaniel lets Tua throw a ball here
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s no chance in hell McDaniel lets Tua throw a ball here
Where in the fuck is the interference?
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Where in the fuck is the interference?
Weaver seems to be surprised that the Jets are treating their backup QB like a backup.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Weaver seems to be surprised that the Jets are treating their backup QB like a backup.
Oh yea McDaniel just doesn’t fucking believe in Tua anymore.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh yea McDaniel just doesn’t fucking believe in Tua anymore.