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I say a lot of hoopla. 1997 • ♋️
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Exactly why I stopped sharing my plans with everybody.
Good morninggg 🤎 stop letting people speak THEIR fears into YOUR plans.
To the point where I can’t win.
I just be feeling like, there’s somethin or someone against me.
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They really said, No Bra Today...
Fresh hair, fresh wax. Feeling like a new woman.
Thing is I ALWAYS do. 🤦🏾‍♀️ They were just all in the laundry basket this morning, and I thought I could get away with covers for today.
So I’m wearing this bodysuit and pants to work. No bra because I started laundry this morning. Plus, I’m an itty bitty titty committee member but I always wear nipple covers.

Tell me why I just went to the bathroom and my headlights are ON. Poking through the nipple covers…. straight mortified.
My manager saw me this morning and said “Hey, you’ve got your cute little headband on today!”
Definitely a wig band lmao.

I get my hair done after work and didn’t want to waste time or product laying my lace.
Ma’am, go to bed lmao. Immediately.
I’d kiss Mannie Fresh’s chin meat until he smiled from ear to ear
How or when did you learn how to negotiate in the business world?
My name is B and I’m addicted to Pyro’s.
I… have seen it all atp.
Eyebrows serve a purpose, man. SMH
Mane, HELL nah lmao. May the force be with her.
First time having a lychee margarita annddddd I’m not mad at it.
Having a well deserved margarita after a long ass day at both jobs. Hallelujah.
So my dad threw an old suitcase out on the curb. This random man picked it up and made a boombox out of it. Yes, it works.
I’m late but muchhhh appreciated. 😌🤞🏾
I feel like the cartoon character I relate to the most right now in my life is Daria. 1010%.