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a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Aug 18

I mean WE are alright, but I don't know 'bout the rest of 'em.

ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch

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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Aug 18

LinkedIn. LINKEDIN CORPORATION.

If you send me ONE MORE job listing for a closed application. I will cancel you so fast like you owe money to the cable company!

You hear me?! Now act like you got some damn sense and find me a real job.

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jul 12

Chocolate balsamic vinegar or some cardamom

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

In places where they should NOT be at this age!!

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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Thank you for this. I was wondering what the Daily puzzles were.

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Bustelo is my jam!!!!

a woman is sitting on a bed with her legs crossed .

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Good morning

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Valid crash out

ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed with her legs crossed .

a cartoon of a seagull with a red beak

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Coffee, yogurt and Sass!!

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 16

It’s spring. The sun is setting later, the temps are rising and f@cking Deanna is on her bullshit, sitting outside my window, singing her song at buttcrack am! SHUT-UP!

I’m trying to sleep!!

ALT: a cartoon of a seagull with a red beak

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 6

Of, course!

a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face and pointing at something .

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

Like the WHOLE-a$$ region. Maine to Rhode Island. And if no one (meaning related adult) saw it, it didn't happen. Cutting up and acting out, up and down the coast.

Best times.

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

You DID THAT!

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face and pointing at something .

a young man wearing a blue sweatshirt that says isi on it

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

Kan'tye West calling for the Felon and the Nazi to stop beefin'

“Broooos please noooooo,” he wrote on X, Musk’s platform, with an emoji of two individuals hugging one another. “We love you both so much.”

First of all: who's WE? "We" who? No WE don't. Burn all they shiz down.

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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

ALT: a young man wearing a blue sweatshirt that says isi on it

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

Sooooooo...I just applied for a job at a place that calls themselves...MoFo. Yes. MoFo. That is what they call themselves.

I REALLY WANT TO WORK THERE.

*Ring, ring - Good Afternoon, thanks for calling this MoFo.

And I will answer the phone just like that.

a drawing of a cat holding a rainbow flag with the name bluvelvet art written below it

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

I needed, NEEDED, that bottle of wine, the mussels, the charcuterie board, the chips, the costco seaweed, the gummies and whatever else I bought with that card.

The worst part is, I have this on the front of the card, and I have no regrets (that I will admit here, in public):

Yellow text reads: warning in all capitals
Black text reads: no stupid transactions with this card in all capitals

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Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

ALT: a drawing of a cat holding a rainbow flag with the name bluvelvet art written below it

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

That's just uncalled for... class of '91...

a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with the words `` this '' written on it .

Tina R @svroyster.bsky.social · Jun 5

I'd be done. I'd turn the car around and call in sick.

ALT: a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with the words `` this '' written on it .