Pen Dragon
@thependrake.bsky.social
Author of The Fire Bearers trilogy, Koa of the Drowned Kingdom
California ♥ Married to Jakebe ♥ Weightlifter ♥ Queer af
he/him
California ♥ Married to Jakebe ♥ Weightlifter ♥ Queer af
he/him
I smirk as I place my immovable rod against the closed door and set it, and then don’t even have time to scream as the relative movement of the planet through space tears the rod away at 450mph, the friction of an indestructible magic object igniting the atmosphere and vaporizing everyone
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I smirk as I place my immovable rod against the closed door and set it, and then don’t even have time to scream as the relative movement of the planet through space tears the rod away at 450mph, the friction of an indestructible magic object igniting the atmosphere and vaporizing everyone
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Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Biscuit did this when he was a leveret, we were like what?!?
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Biscuit did this when he was a leveret, we were like what?!?
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Ok but why are Tapatío Doritos the best Doritos
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Ok but why are Tapatío Doritos the best Doritos
Hilarious to me to still get text/emails begging me to sign petitions to the federal government like they've been completely ignoring the law and court orders but maybe they'll change their minds if enough people say pwetty pwease
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Hilarious to me to still get text/emails begging me to sign petitions to the federal government like they've been completely ignoring the law and court orders but maybe they'll change their minds if enough people say pwetty pwease
Sorry to hear about your imagination, bro. Thoughts and prayers.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Sorry to hear about your imagination, bro. Thoughts and prayers.
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An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
Started up laptop, found that Windows had decided on its own to start syncing my desktops, erased everything on my laptop desktop and replaced it with my workstation desktop
So that's cool
So that's cool
January 29, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Started up laptop, found that Windows had decided on its own to start syncing my desktops, erased everything on my laptop desktop and replaced it with my workstation desktop
So that's cool
So that's cool
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January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Aren't you FURIOUS about it? Aren't you SEETHING at this incredibly stupid thing said by this complete rando you'd never heard of until I took the initiative to show it to you?
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Aren't you FURIOUS about it? Aren't you SEETHING at this incredibly stupid thing said by this complete rando you'd never heard of until I took the initiative to show it to you?
Google’s latest addition to its Chrome browser puts generative AI behind the wheel and you in the passenger seat.
www.wired.com/story/google...
www.wired.com/story/google...
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Google’s latest addition to its Chrome browser puts generative AI behind the wheel and you in the passenger seat.
www.wired.com/story/google...
www.wired.com/story/google...
You think pirates talk that way because of one guy, Robert Newton, who played Long John Silver in 1950's Treasure Island, and cemented the "pirate voice" forever
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You think pirates talk that way because of one guy, Robert Newton, who played Long John Silver in 1950's Treasure Island, and cemented the "pirate voice" forever
Honestly I just love imagining one long arm going through three Muppets at once
Muppet an R-Rated Movie
The Muppet Centipede
The Muppet Centipede
Muppet an R-Rated Movie
The Muppet Midnight Meat Train
The Muppet Midnight Meat Train
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Honestly I just love imagining one long arm going through three Muppets at once
Yeah bruh that's the reason the Klan wore hoods
BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society...
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Yeah bruh that's the reason the Klan wore hoods
Peacemaker
Magnum, P.I.
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Peacemaker
Last time I fucked around and then later I found out. The lesson I have taken from this is that I didn't fuck around hard enough the first time.
This time I definitely won't find out!
This time I definitely won't find out!
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Last time I fucked around and then later I found out. The lesson I have taken from this is that I didn't fuck around hard enough the first time.
This time I definitely won't find out!
This time I definitely won't find out!
I'm pissed that I have to be grateful the line exists at all
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'm pissed that I have to be grateful the line exists at all
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Jedi accountant reading Qui-Gon Jinn’s report after they returned from Naboo the first time:
*spits coffee* “What do you mean, HE BOUGHT A BOY?!?”
*spits coffee* “What do you mean, HE BOUGHT A BOY?!?”
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Jedi accountant reading Qui-Gon Jinn’s report after they returned from Naboo the first time:
*spits coffee* “What do you mean, HE BOUGHT A BOY?!?”
*spits coffee* “What do you mean, HE BOUGHT A BOY?!?”
You know how we know there is basically no one in Minnesota who is cool with ICE?
The New York Times hasn’t put out a big flashy cover story featuring them and their opinions
The New York Times hasn’t put out a big flashy cover story featuring them and their opinions
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
You know how we know there is basically no one in Minnesota who is cool with ICE?
The New York Times hasn’t put out a big flashy cover story featuring them and their opinions
The New York Times hasn’t put out a big flashy cover story featuring them and their opinions
Sauron's fundamental weakness was that he idolized power so much, he was incapable of even conceiving that someone would want to destroy the Ring
It’s the same with their shock and confusion at a box of free handwarmers. They’re not capable of conceiving of the notion that people would spontaneously organize sufficient resources to help other people simply because they feel compelled to help
So they can’t be ready for that impulse
So they can’t be ready for that impulse
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sauron's fundamental weakness was that he idolized power so much, he was incapable of even conceiving that someone would want to destroy the Ring
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The best time to remove TikTok from all of your devices was years ago, the second best time is now.
Time to delete TikTok if you haven’t! They’re asking specifically for immigrant status and transgender or nonbinary status, which should make people nervous about where we are heading
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The best time to remove TikTok from all of your devices was years ago, the second best time is now.