Greta, the Narrator
@thenarrator.bsky.social
Your best Soderberghian girl. I'll be the girl with acne, holding more acne.
You’ve really fucked up worse than anybody has ever fucked up if you hate trans people but made Kids in the Hall, a machine designed for egg-cracking.
September 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You’ve really fucked up worse than anybody has ever fucked up if you hate trans people but made Kids in the Hall, a machine designed for egg-cracking.
Beautiful lesbians, some funny goofs, the gradual pervading sense that abuse and exploitation are just the way the world is run, less subtly than ever. Is that Honey Don’t! or my Bluesky feed?
August 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Beautiful lesbians, some funny goofs, the gradual pervading sense that abuse and exploitation are just the way the world is run, less subtly than ever. Is that Honey Don’t! or my Bluesky feed?
August 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social Need to make sure you know that Greta Gerwig is playing Adam Sandler’s wife in the new Baumbach.
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social Need to make sure you know that Greta Gerwig is playing Adam Sandler’s wife in the new Baumbach.
She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen. And god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen. And god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
The best film Tilda Swinton is in is one of the Wes Andersons (or Uncut Gems if you want to cheat), but the best Tilda Swinton Film is and may always be Orlando.
Without saying Only Lovers Left Alive, fav Tilda Swinton Film?
July 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The best film Tilda Swinton is in is one of the Wes Andersons (or Uncut Gems if you want to cheat), but the best Tilda Swinton Film is and may always be Orlando.
Both times me and my gf have sought out other trans girls' company since moving to the city, they brought obscure board/card games for us to play. And it was really fun both times!
🌙 which tranny stereotypes do you think are fucking awesome
could be something funny, something cool, something relatively normal but weird we all have it in common
celebrate trannies for my mental wellbeing
could be something funny, something cool, something relatively normal but weird we all have it in common
celebrate trannies for my mental wellbeing
June 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Both times me and my gf have sought out other trans girls' company since moving to the city, they brought obscure board/card games for us to play. And it was really fun both times!
And now I’ve got doctor’s approval to switch to shots.
I wake up, they killed the trans Medicaid ban and there’s another Soderbergh movie premiering this year. Girl who is actually going to be okay.
June 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
And now I’ve got doctor’s approval to switch to shots.
I wake up, they killed the trans Medicaid ban and there’s another Soderbergh movie premiering this year. Girl who is actually going to be okay.
June 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I wake up, they killed the trans Medicaid ban and there’s another Soderbergh movie premiering this year. Girl who is actually going to be okay.
Pitch from gf: Love & Mercy sequel where Paul Dano tries to make Shortnin' Bread a hit and John Cusack is in a meeting with his manager where he keeps going, "so Mike can be the Beach Boys, but I can't? Mike's touring with a bunch of kids and he can be the Beach Boys, but I can't? I don't get it."
June 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pitch from gf: Love & Mercy sequel where Paul Dano tries to make Shortnin' Bread a hit and John Cusack is in a meeting with his manager where he keeps going, "so Mike can be the Beach Boys, but I can't? Mike's touring with a bunch of kids and he can be the Beach Boys, but I can't? I don't get it."
IMMACULATE (dir. Mohan, 2024)
June 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
IMMACULATE (dir. Mohan, 2024)
A feeling I’ve encountered often over the last year is “I’m sad and terrified and furious, but should I be sadder and more terrified and furious?”. I’m almost certain the answer, at least for me, is “no, please take care of yourself”.
June 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A feeling I’ve encountered often over the last year is “I’m sad and terrified and furious, but should I be sadder and more terrified and furious?”. I’m almost certain the answer, at least for me, is “no, please take care of yourself”.
Not me learning a month or two late that Soderbergh might have a four-movie year.
deadline.com/2025/04/stev...
deadline.com/2025/04/stev...
Steven Soderbergh Shopping Documentary On Final Interview Of John Lennon
Steven Soderbergh is in production on a new documentary on John Lennon's final radio interview, Deadline has learned.
deadline.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Not me learning a month or two late that Soderbergh might have a four-movie year.
deadline.com/2025/04/stev...
deadline.com/2025/04/stev...
I just learned this today and I hope you’re learning it too: Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed were going to be in a prison movie directed by Stewart’s mom where they were both going to play trans women.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I just learned this today and I hope you’re learning it too: Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed were going to be in a prison movie directed by Stewart’s mom where they were both going to play trans women.
@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social This has to be as much for you as it is for me.
variety.com/2025/music/n...
variety.com/2025/music/n...
Saoirse Ronan Goes Feral in Talking Heads’ ‘Psycho Killer’ Video: Director Mike Mills Says ‘I Don’t Know How She Didn’t Just Shrivel Up at the End’
The director of Talking Heads' 'Psycho Killer' video, Oscar-nominated filmmaker Mike Mills, talks about getting Saoirse Ronan's 'feral' performance.
variety.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social This has to be as much for you as it is for me.
variety.com/2025/music/n...
variety.com/2025/music/n...
Having a girlfriend who tells you “it’s gonna be okay” when you’re spiraling and you know that she means it and it’s true >>>>>>>>>>
May 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Having a girlfriend who tells you “it’s gonna be okay” when you’re spiraling and you know that she means it and it’s true >>>>>>>>>>
I liked Titane a lot but following it with "magical-realist AIDS drama" seems textbook French-director brain rot.
May 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I liked Titane a lot but following it with "magical-realist AIDS drama" seems textbook French-director brain rot.
She knows who her most devoted audience is and she's doing it for us.
May 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
She knows who her most devoted audience is and she's doing it for us.
If you’re a girl, or you’re a gay, or *maybe you’re something different*…
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If you’re a girl, or you’re a gay, or *maybe you’re something different*…
A charming trait among my new-to-Chicago friends, they make sure to call it Jewel-Osco in full.
May 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A charming trait among my new-to-Chicago friends, they make sure to call it Jewel-Osco in full.
@joelastname.bsky.social I have no idea if you have even any theoretical interest in the Alex Ross Perry Pavement movie, but you should absolutely know that their Space Ghost appearance is included.
April 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@joelastname.bsky.social I have no idea if you have even any theoretical interest in the Alex Ross Perry Pavement movie, but you should absolutely know that their Space Ghost appearance is included.
Tracy Fishko said that she’s going to build a new Klan based on love.
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tracy Fishko said that she’s going to build a new Klan based on love.