Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance
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December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Supreme Court Jesters
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FUN FACT: Despite what Orange Foolius says, since #Somali immigrants began settling in Minnesota, it has experienced unprecedented economic growth. #Facts
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December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
FUN FACT: Despite what Orange Foolius says, since #Somali immigrants began settling in Minnesota, it has experienced unprecedented economic growth. #Facts
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IS any criminal actually afraid of punk ass Kash Patel who's so happy he finally has a girlfriend?
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
IS any criminal actually afraid of punk ass Kash Patel who's so happy he finally has a girlfriend?
Trump says the cost of living is a Democratic hoax. Trump also said as long as we can afford 2 doll for Christmas, we should STFU. Convicted Felon Trump's made $2 Billion in 2025 pimping the White House and accepted a $400M blood money Jet. How does that make you feel?
#facts
#facts
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trump says the cost of living is a Democratic hoax. Trump also said as long as we can afford 2 doll for Christmas, we should STFU. Convicted Felon Trump's made $2 Billion in 2025 pimping the White House and accepted a $400M blood money Jet. How does that make you feel?
#facts
#facts
Trump's a fascist fool. Letitia James is confidently cool. Can I get an amen?
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump's a fascist fool. Letitia James is confidently cool. Can I get an amen?
Halle Berry is a fine ass fool. Who tf wants to hand the presidency to J.D. Vance who said women belong at home?
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
I was unfamiliar with your game, Halle Berry
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December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Halle Berry is a fine ass fool. Who tf wants to hand the presidency to J.D. Vance who said women belong at home?
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
KaSh PAteL has as much gravitas as a jelly donut.
WTAF. Is anyone buying the crap Kash Patel is peddling? Look at Jeanine Pirro. She knows Patel is full of shit. So does the rest of the country. #ProudBlue
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
KaSh PAteL has as much gravitas as a jelly donut.
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
Now this is some world class projection like only a psychopath with low self esteem could do.
President Donald Trump asked AG Pam Bondi to speak about the reported grand jury investigation into Sen. Adam Schiff, only to be told that she could not legally do so.
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Now this is some world class projection like only a psychopath with low self esteem could do.
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
MAGAs having a hard time processing the Kansas City Chiefs losing streak given that Travis Kelce controls Tayor Swift who has control of the deep state that controls the NFL.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
MAGAs having a hard time processing the Kansas City Chiefs losing streak given that Travis Kelce controls Tayor Swift who has control of the deep state that controls the NFL.
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anybody ever seen Stephen Miller outside during the day?🌞
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September 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anybody ever seen Stephen Miller outside during the day?🌞
There is no daylight between Mike Johnson and Mr. Brooks.
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September 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There is no daylight between Mike Johnson and Mr. Brooks.
Make no mistake about it. This 'Department of War'
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Damn, Eric Adams hasn't aged a bit since his Sanford and Son days. Let the man eat.
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
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September 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
New Rule: Public Servants who take $50,000 bribes should be deported to Guatemala. No need for trial. These are the worst of the worst criminals.
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan
#tomhomaniscorrupt Tom Homan